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[The Unfallen]

I thought it was pretty epic and rather funny when Harbinger releases control and the General is just sorta staring there like... "WTF?" And then he/she/it looks back to see the explosion and it's like. "Oh..... damn....."



The biotic god was funny. And it was the funniest at the beginning when he runs head first into Shepard and stumbles backwards and Shepard is just standing there and crosses his arms in like a "I pity the fool" kinda way.

[ControlFreak12]

My favorite laugh out loud moment is the renegade action at the start of Garrus' loyalty mission, when you encounter the Volus who's working for Fade.

Volus (to his Krogan bodyguards): Shoot them! Shoot the-"

-Shepard and Garrus gun down his bodyguards before they can even move to their guns-

Shepard: "Too slow."

Modifié par ControlFreak12, 08 mars 2010 - 07:25 .

[ResidentNoob]

Wrex: So, Shepard. How's the Normandy?



Shepard: Destroyed in a Collector surprise attack. I ended up spaced.



Wrex: Well, you're here now. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system!



Shepard: Yeah, humans don't have that.



Wrex: Oh, it must have hurt, then.

[ResidentNoob]

Double posts are fun. Shut up.

Modifié par ResidentNoob, 08 mars 2010 - 08:31 .

[DipCheese83]

NOW. DRINK IT.

[Azue]

I like the salarian gamer dude.

[Wraith_3]

ResidentNoob wrote...

Wrex: So, Shepard. How's the Normandy?

Shepard: Destroyed in a Collector surprise attack. I ended up spaced.

Wrex: Well, you're here now. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system!

Shepard: Yeah, humans don't have that.

Wrex: Oh, it must have hurt, then.

There's another good one when you talk to Wrex and someone with you says something about someone being dead and Wrex says  "Of course they're dead, you're with Shepard!" I can't remember exactly when, it could be after one of the missions on that planet.

[ControlFreak12]

Wraith_3 wrote...

ResidentNoob wrote...

Wrex: So, Shepard. How's the Normandy?

Shepard: Destroyed in a Collector surprise attack. I ended up spaced.

Wrex: Well, you're here now. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system!

Shepard: Yeah, humans don't have that.

Wrex: Oh, it must have hurt, then.

There's another good one when you talk to Wrex and someone with you says something about someone being dead and Wrex says  "Of course they're dead, you're with Shepard!" I can't remember exactly when, it could be after one of the missions on that planet.

That was Wrex talking to Grunt about the death of Warlord Okeer. That takes place when Shepard's asking Wrex about the Krogan rite of passage just before Grunt's loyalty mission.

[Tooneyman]

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[OneBadAssMother]

Conrad: "I learnt how to shove a gun in people's faces from..." (Turns around) "... Com..Commander Shepard?!?!!"



Heh

[ControlFreak12]

"Conrad may be stupid... but I actually know how to use a gun! Stop taking advantage of him... NOW... Or I'll use it."



"What... what do you want me to do!?"



"I want you to go tell him what a great job he's doing. Then get lost!"



Rotfl!

[DMC12]

The most hilarious moment had to be bringing Legion along for Tali's loyalty mission. From the opening hostility, to the trial, it was nonstop laughs.

Also, when you convince the Quarian guards to let Legion on, one of Shepard's renagade options is something like, "Let Legion pass or I'll breathe on you."

[Wraith_3]

ControlFreak12 wrote...
That was Wrex talking to Grunt about the death of Warlord Okeer. That takes place when Shepard's asking Wrex about the Krogan rite of passage just before Grunt's loyalty mission.

Thanks! I couldn't remember who the heck he was talking about... Speaking of Okeer, there's a line I liked when he's recalling Shepard destroying the genophage cure on Virmire. He says something about Shepard cleansing it through nuclear fire, and then says "I liked that part. It has weight."

[ambroseaz]

Joker: "This is all jokers fault. What a tool he was. i have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord."

[Nightwriter]

Gabeker wrote...

I like conversation the engineers have about the food and haggis. wish i remember the details.

"Why? All haggis tastes like ass anyway."

"Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass."

Hilarious.

[Commander Gonzalez]

" Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in."

Modifié par Commander Gonzalez, 18 juin 2010 - 02:26 .

[Annihilator27]

Its either the blasto movie commercial or Legion doing the robot.

[Mercedes-Benz]

Blasto!

[xI extremist Ix]

Shepard: That's great. The guy who is working the plumbing is also cooking our food?



Gardner: I wash my hands... most of the time.

[puglous]

I think the funniest moments were actually listening to the ads on Illium, like the one about the Hanar spectre movie, and the one about some company recalling hazardous items from purchasers and compensating their customers by giving them credit towards more of their products or something along those lines.

[Pacifien]

Standing behind Joker always leads to some good lines. "We need a deflector dish so I can realign that mother."

[Christmas Ape]

puglous wrote...

I think the funniest moments were actually listening to the ads on Illium, like the one about the Hanar spectre movie, and the one about some company recalling hazardous items from purchasers and compensating their customers by giving them credit towards more of their products or something along those lines.

I recall the ad you mention; it's even more brilliant than it sounds there. The company is announcing a recall of a medical radiation device and offering those consumers affected company credit towards their brand new personal defense radiation weapon.

[BenSully2310]

vinterviken wrote...


Just bought the upgraded food for the chef and also bought the hamster.

The icon on the bottom right that shows what you buy with some info showed the space hamster for the hamster

Sorry for the necro move.... but WTF does that mean?