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[Barker673]

Ahaha, pretty much anything Mordin does is funny. When you get him to sing his version of Gilbert and Sullivan or when he's imitating Captain Kirrahe, "Loves his speeches, hold the line!"

[Pathogen69]

ya, there are a lot of memorable lines in the game. i also liked jokers line regarding EDI "if she says 'im the vanguard of your destruction' im calling shotgun on the first lifeboat." flippin priceless!

[OTGWraith]

Gaby: Did you know we have a crazy woman living in the bowels of engineering?

Ken: What!? If she touches anything I'll kill her!

Gaby: Did you also know she doesn't wear anything from the waist up except for tattoos?

Ken: Well, maybe I should go down there and welcome her aboard!

Gaby: And that she is a psychotic and has powerful biotics and hates all Cerberus, she could crush you like a bug?

Ken: Damn it, stop toying with me woman!

[BobbyTheI]

There's a really great easter egg if you take Tali and Garrus to the Citadel. I forget where I triggered it, I think it was one of the stairwells, but it went something like:



Garrus: Say, Tali... don't you kind of miss the long elevator rides we used to have to take?

Tali: No.

Garrus: But we used to have those long conversations that gave insight into each other's backgrounds and...

Tali: We're not talking about this, Garrus.

Garrus: Don't you want to tell me something about your immune system or...

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Forget I said anything.

[Pathogen69]

BobbyTheI wrote...

There's a really great easter egg if you take Tali and Garrus to the Citadel. I forget where I triggered it, I think it was one of the stairwells, but it went something like:

Garrus: Say, Tali... don't you kind of miss the long elevator rides we used to have to take?
Tali: No.
Garrus: But we used to have those long conversations that gave insight into each other's backgrounds and...
Tali: We're not talking about this, Garrus.
Garrus: Don't you want to tell me something about your immune system or...
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Forget I said anything.

no sh*t?!?!?!  i guess ill have to take tali and garrus through the citadel sometime.  i always had one or the other, but never both at the same time.  hrmmm.  DAMN YOU!!!!

[Cadet Staff Sergeant Jones]

Try getting Tali as a romance option and then talk to Mordin. I was laughing so hard.



(Not exact wording, but very close)



Mordin: "Interesting, cross species mating. Here, take these pills to help."



Shepard: "Thanks."



Mordin: "Also, to aid, I can send Human-Quarian sexual position books to your room for increased comfort. Plus some oil and other treatments to increase the mood. If you'd like, I can ask EDI to send videos up there as well to inform both of you how to make this much more romantic."



Shepard: "Are you pulling my leg?"



Mordin: "*Gasp* No! How dare you think I'd do such a thing! Doctor-patient confidentiality. Spreading the pleasure. Making sure both are happy and not going to kill each other off with diseases!"



Just try it once, you'll be laughing your guts out.

[Vaemer-Riit]

My Favorite moments in the game:

The Tali/Garus Conversation: Link
Geth Do Not Infiltrate: Link
The Sir Isac Newton speach: Link

Edit: Aparently this forum dosn't parse links automaticly

Modifié par Vaemer-Riit, 28 janvier 2010 - 10:13 .

[ToshiStation38]

Shepard (to Joker): This is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants.

[MrVincent]

Shepard talking to Illusive Man:



"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I got a lot of bullsh*t on this line."

[Geowil]

Some of my favorite moments include:

when Mordin starts singing

when Garrus said "The Collectors killed you once and it just pissed you off, I don't think they will be able to kill you this time Shepard."

Anything with Joker in it, he was priceless for comedy in this game.

Some of the stuff Zaeed says about his gun, Jess, and his old missions.

Some of the stuff with Jack, she's like the Ozzy Osborn of Mass Effect lol, throwing f... around so much.

and the Drill Sargent talkin to the maggots at the entrance to the Citadel docks.  that was hilarious.

"It may hit a ship, it may hit the planet behind the ship, it may hit someone ten thousand years in the future.  When you fire this you are ruining someones day!"

Modifié par Geowil, 29 janvier 2010 - 01:04 .

[MrBiggens]

Joker: ****, ****, ****, ****, ****! **** **** ****! ****... ****... ****... oh ****!



lawl

[Miths]

So far the Citadel ads. Particularly the one advertising a 14 hour production of Hamlet, starring an all Elcor cast .

[Zegir]

MrBiggens wrote...

Joker: ****, ****, ****, ****, ****! **** **** ****! ****... ****... ****... oh ****!

lawl

When is this? I don't think I've heard it.

[Pathogen69]

Zegir wrote...

MrBiggens wrote...

Joker: ****, ****, ****, ****, ****! **** **** ****! ****... ****... ****... oh ****!

lawl

When is this? I don't think I've heard it.

happens after the reaper IFF mission.  the collectors storm the ship and kidnap everyone.  joker goes the whole mission avoiding the collectors saying "sh*t sh*t sh*t."  was kinda funny actually.

[Keltoris]

Zegir wrote...

MrBiggens wrote...

Joker: ****, ****, ****, ****, ****! **** **** ****! ****... ****... ****... oh ****!

lawl

When is this? I don't think I've heard it.

It's after the entire ground team gets on a shuttle.

And leads to one of EDI's best lines.

[Zegir]

Pathogen69 wrote...

Zegir wrote...

MrBiggens wrote...

Joker: ****, ****, ****, ****, ****! **** **** ****! ****... ****... ****... oh ****!

lawl

When is this? I don't think I've heard it.

happens after the reaper IFF mission.  the collectors storm the ship and kidnap everyone.  joker goes the whole mission avoiding the collectors saying "sh*t sh*t sh*t."  was kinda funny actually.

Ah, okay. I remember.

[Ewing5150]

Shepard: "Who said anything about love? I'm just trying to get you into bed." EPIC WIN.

[The Greywolf]

Joker: Claws and Blades, Claws and Blades! Why can't we ever ****** off a fuzzy planet?

Still dangerous, but hey, bunnies!



I heard Joker say this when I was examining the shutter controls in the cockpit.

I nearly snorted my coffee up my nose, it was so unexpected and funny.

[Mr.Skar]

Lots of moments, but the advertisement you hear on Ilium for the "hanarsploitation" movie. Can't remember the lines, but that whole bit ruled.

[Keltoris]

This one knows what you are thinking, did this one use the whole thermal clip, or does this one still have a shot left?

[OutlawJT]

One of my funniest moments is on the Miranda loyalty mission.



*minor spoiler*















You run into some mercenaries trying to stop you and they try to warn or threaten you to leave instead of opening fire. When you push him in conversation the merc leader starts talking. "Are you kidding me? This entire time while you've been talking my men have been lining up shots. You don't stand a ........" and then the interrupt where you proceed to snap his neck and shoot the crap out of all of his men before they get off two shots. God are all of the interrupts in this game awesome! Took a good dialogue system for this type of game and made it EPIC!!!! I always feel bad when I pass up an interrupt chance because of my characters personality. I also can't wait till I get back to those moments with my next Shepard who walks a different path.

[Pathogen69]

ya, there are FAR more renegade interrupts than paragon interrupts. i went paragon on my first playthrough, might try renegade to see all the interrupts i missed the first time around.

[BlackwindTheCommander]

I think when I told the Council to cram it up thier ass was my favorite so far.

[N7R C7]

I liked a thing i heard in the citadel while I was walking by this guy was like"yeah we took out the karaoke machine after a drunk hannar started singing, you don't wanna see that" lol

[Mr.Skar]

Keltoris wrote...

This one knows what you are thinking, did this one use the whole thermal clip, or does this one still have a shot left?

They thought the first Hanar Spectre would play by the rules.

So bad it would have to be good .