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[Shadowterm]

My personal favorite happened when I decided to 'just talk' with Mordin



"Currently investigating STD afflicting several crew members. Normally only carried by varen. Implications, *Inhale* Disturbing."

[paradox09]

Telemachus78 wrote...

When you help out legion and joker makes a robot impression when he talks.

LOL!

Modifié par paradox09, 29 janvier 2010 - 02:26 .

[ShadowAldrius]

"I enjoy seeing human beings on their knees."

[FairSpiffy]

If you go to the Citadel there's a Salarian selling games there, and he says something along the lines of this:



"I miss the RPGs of old, they were the best!" and then he lists a bunch of stupid things that other old games used to do, like the 5 hour travelling in Morrowind.



Clearly Bioware poking fun at a few certain people on the board, it made me laugh.

[ToshiStation38]

Pathogen69 wrote...

ya, there are FAR more renegade interrupts than paragon interrupts. i went paragon on my first playthrough, might try renegade to see all the interrupts i missed the first time around.

Ahh, man. They're so good.

[Aethelwulf1066]

Best moment for me was the drill sergeant on the Citadel. That and the comment Joker makes about giving EDI control of the ship when the Collector's board the Normandy.

[Moodath]

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees

Joker: ....

EDI: That was a joke.

Joker: Right.

[Chahn994]

joker imitating Legion on his loyalty mission... haha... hilarious

[Skiiwa]

Asari(Blue Patriarc Bartender lady)

Walked by her a few times with that annyoing verner guy bothering her. Finnaly went up to see if I could help her kill him...

Got the option to knee him in the Groin....Sooooo I did...

She is Hilarious..Go through all her options(I dont want to spoil it)

"Pull out his spine and kill him with it, but she thought it a bad idea cause it could scare away her patrons" was So bloody Funny....If I could have married her at that moment I would have!)

[Octsober]

Tali Romance was Hilarious.
"What ah what? Uh what, huh you are?"
ohhh the awkwardness!

Modifié par Octsober, 29 janvier 2010 - 03:26 .

[MA5Bergey]

Mordin singing, "You're working too hard' both made me lol irl.

[challenger18]

I honestly don't get the geth infiltration c-sec joke. Why is that funny?

[Ronisu]

challenger18 wrote...

I honestly don't get the geth infiltration c-sec joke. Why is that funny?

He states that Geth don't Infiltrate,

The C-Sec officer thinks he is a Synthetic Personal Assistant, so it turns out he is so wonderfully keen at infiltration, simply because the C-Sec Customs Officer is a dolt.

So: Geth do not "Intentionally" infiltrate.

[Confrence]

Little bit of a spoiler below if you beat the game and tali was your Li.

Tali: Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something that I can even describe and it was totally worth it.

Had to laugh a little at that.

[challenger18]

Ah, ok.

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

on the tali recruitment quest whe grunt says " i guess well just fight in the shade, great 300 reference. Also when you talk to grunt and he tells you about remember killing a turian:

Grunt: "Hey shepard I hate turians" in his proudest voice
Shepard: "wasn't your clan initiation supposed to calm you down"
Grunt: "IDon't you get it 'm a real krogan" sounds too muck like I'm a real boy not to laugh

Modifié par TOBY FLENDERSON, 29 janvier 2010 - 04:11 .

[Lambs09]

ShadowAldrius wrote...

"I enjoy seeing human beings on their knees."

This, mostly because of the expression on Joker's face.

[Sonris]

When I asked Legion why he had my N7 armor latched to his chest.



"....There was a hole..."

[garbageben]

BobbyTheI wrote...

There's a really great easter egg if you take Tali and Garrus to the Citadel. I forget where I triggered it, I think it was one of the stairwells, but it went something like:

Garrus: Say, Tali... don't you kind of miss the long elevator rides we used to have to take?
Tali: No.
Garrus: But we used to have those long conversations that gave insight into each other's backgrounds and...
Tali: We're not talking about this, Garrus.
Garrus: Don't you want to tell me something about your immune system or...
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Forget I said anything.

I happened upon that as well and got a good laugh from it.

I also liked the chief by the citadel docking area (across from the customs desk) that tells two recruits to be careful when firing the gun on a warship because "sometime, somewhere, it's going to ruin someone's day." (or close to that)

Edit: Mordin's singing was also great.

Modifié par garbageben, 29 janvier 2010 - 04:35 .

[shnellegaming]

If you take Grunt to go free Jack from the Purgatory his comments when she breaks free are HILARIOUS!!!!



"Jacks's small...."



"Ouuu I want to see how long she lasts."



Seriously you NEED to do one play through where he is in the party just for those scenes. I was laughing so hard I died when I got to the fighting.

[Kyero]

yea I had Grunt with me when freeing jack, I laughed when he said "I wonna see how long she lasts"



but I had Tali in every team possible.

[Junker4ce]

I don't know how funny this is to everyone else, but just now as I was on Illium, I swear the girl on the PA announced something about Blasto, the first hanar spectre!

And seeing the cigar smoking elcor on Omega.

That was a solid laugh.

Modifié par Junker4ce, 29 janvier 2010 - 05:02 .

[SamirPatel]

When you come across the biotic "god" and you use the Paragon Interrupt...



For some reason Volus tipping tickles my fancy.

[rhouston1981]

Confrence wrote...

Little bit of a spoiler below if you beat the game and tali was your Li.
Tali: Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something that I can even describe and it was totally worth it.
Had to laugh a little at that.

This right here. Makes me laugh every time I think about it.

[RigAudio]

This one has no time for your solid waste excretions.