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[luet1991]

Kelly: Please, call me Kelly.

Sheperd: No.

[Keltoris]

luet1991 wrote...

Kelly: Please, call me Kelly.
Sheperd: No.

What the hell is wrong with you?

[luet1991]

I never choose that option, but when I saw it was one I couldn't help but laugh. It's a meme from 4chan.



SecondLife User: Ralph, please leave.

Ralph: No.

[OverlordNexas]

Talking to Tali after you finish her romance. She goes on about how sick she got afterwards and then says it was totally worth it.

[Wintermist]

Oh, I will not name specific things, but Mordin made me laugh many many times.

[NotLupus]

I went to the local cluster and scanned Uranus.





Launched the first probe

EDI: Really, Commander?



Launched the second probe

EDI: ...Probing Uranus...

[bloodiestorb1]

Playing as joker, just listening to him while hes moving



Joker: sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

[Killian113]

Some of the comment made by Mordin had been listed before about another LI character but some of that is said again if you are pursuing Miranda. He makes a comment about being intimate with a biotic and the "interesting uses of mass effect fields" and then mentions he'll send books detailing it to my cabin.



The vast majority of the stuff Joker says after missions is great as well. Especially after he starts getting along with EDI.

[shoemy89]

Legion dancing.

...And creating his own beat while doing so.

[Killian113]

Thought of another one....the first time I saw the space hamster for sale. If you play Baldur's Gate then you know the reference.

[MilosMilos]

Killian113 wrote...

Thought of another one....the first time I saw the space hamster for sale. If you play Baldur's Gate then you know the reference.

Tali makes a similar refrence screaming out 'go for the optics!' sometimes when you use her remote drone

[Sursion]

Garrus if you persue a romance with him. "You know me, I always like to savour the last shot before popping the heat sink"



That just made me laugh so hard. The awkward silence afterward made it even better.

[Bllasae]

My funniest ME2 moment was when Joker was talking about connecting the "Overlord" to the computer, and how people were going to call him a tool.

[Confrence]

Shepard: So the man cleaning the toilets is also the one serving the meals?

Mess Attendant: I clean my hands... most of the time

[Bllasae]

Sursion wrote...

Garrus if you persue a romance with him. "You know me, I always like to savour the last shot before popping the heat sink"

That just made me laugh so hard. The awkward silence afterward made it even better.

I lol'd.

[AtreiyaN7]

1) The bachelor party

2) The female Quarian and the Turian talking about dating in Eternity.

3) Game vendor on the Citadel/adverts

4) OMG - seeing a space hamster at the Citadel. It's Boo the miniature giant space hamster! - true, it's more of an Easter egg but it did make me laugh (even the "squeak" is the same).

5) Hearing about the Blasto movie while on Illium.

6) Finally seeing that Elcor version of Hamlet.



There's plenty of humor sprinkled throughout (even the adverts on Omega about people designing/choosing a custom LI - lol).

[Falstad007]

 The funniest scene for me was when the (new) Normandy was attacked by the collectors and Joker had to "plug" EDI in.

"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord!"

And

Joker:" Argh, you want me to crawl through the ducts again"

EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

Joker: O_o

EDI: That was a joke. B|

[Kommandant56434]

heh i like when garrus talks about how turians prepare for high-risk missions. He talks about how he fought a female turian (the two were the top rated hand-to-hand fighters on the ship) "i had reach and she had flexibility. nine rounds later, it was a tie... afterwords we had a tie-breaker in her bedroom, i had reach, she had flexibility"

[Killian113]

Another good one was when Shepard asked Garrus about his past in the Turian Military. He discussed about how before missions they would have fights.

Garrus talks about how he and a female Turian scout were the best hand to hand fighters on the ship and they sparred. It ended up as a draw since he "had reach and she had flexibility". He went on to say it ticked off the people betting on it but they went on to settle the draw in her room. He ends that story by saying that he "had reach and she had flexibility".

Funny and good "buddy" moment for him and male Shep.

*EDIT* Hah, just got beat out on that story.

Modifié par Killian113, 29 janvier 2010 - 08:03 .

[Lambs09]

Commercial on Citadel for all-Elkor Shakespeare.



Mordin giving sex advice with Garrus:



1) Chaffing

2) Turians are based on dextro-amino acids and may provoke allergic reaction if you ingest any of their tissue. Possibly even anaphylactic shock, so don't..uh..ingest.

[knight5923]

"This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excetions." "Enkindle This!"

[stylepoints]

I was personally a fan of Grunt's joke on the normandy. "Much Point," ahhh nevermind.

Modifié par stylepoints, 29 janvier 2010 - 08:27 .

[Ibby1kanobi]

When EDI says something to the effect of "I love seeing humans on their knees."



It was in response to Joker constantly accusing her of become a SKYNET type overlord.



Their exchanges were the best.

[WarmachineX0]

First would have to be Tali and Garus on the Citidel talking about the elivator rides.  "I have a Shot gun"

Second would have to be Joker and EDI during the shipboarding mission.
EDI "I perfer to see humans on their knees"
Joker "Hu?"
EDI "That was a joke"

Followed by 90% of what comes out of Mordin or Joker's mouth.

planguy wrote...

In that same bar as the above bachelor party dudes I saw a Turian and a Quarian lady chatting about her latest disasterous relationship with a human. Pretty funny jokes at the expense of Tali fans (heh, I'm guilty of that myself), and it's pretty hilarious how into the Quarian the Turian is. Heh, "Maybe you should date someone who can eat the same food as you."

I actually though it was a stab at the Tali haters a few years back, that was trying to invent lore to say humans and quarians can't mate. After actually paying attention, the entire convo seems to be just one big joke. Nothing in the conversation matched lore. Even Mordin was giving help you during your relationship with Tali, talking about Sex positions for humans and Quarians. In the Bar, the Tuiran was hitting on the quarian, Tali during one of the LI convo's even says its the Tarian germs/contact that are the fatal ones, all the rest give them mild allergic reactions, but preventable with pre treatment. And you can have a succesful romance with Tali, she only gets a "cold".

[justinprince]

when Joker tells you Miranda and jack are fighting... and finishes the statement with "take pictures" i spit up my DrP