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[the120Truth]

after being the bad cop on Thane's loyalty quest, something to the effect of



Shepherd: for someone so connected I though he would be able to take more

Thane: Shepherd he is a common criminal, you killed a reaper

[GimpusKhan]

It maybe a small thing... but i laughed so hard at the conversation between EDI and Joker when the ship is being hit by collectors.

Joker - You just want to see me crawling around the ducts again...

EDI - What can I say? I like to see humans on their knees...

Joker - *Blank stare at EDI*

EDI - ... That was a joke

Pure Hilarity.

Modifié par GimpusKhan, 30 janvier 2010 - 10:06 .

[xMister Vx]

Oh, how could I forget the engineers.

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Gabrielle: But all haggis tastes like ass anyway.

Donnelly: Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass.

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[sznyrak3]

When you play as renegade, you can headbutt a female press reporter willing to make an interview with you back on Citadel... priceless...

[packardbell]

Headbutt?



Thought you could only haymaker her.

[Lance Infantry]

"The Airlock Is Ajar" conversation with Joker

[Mariah5]

Headbutting the Krogan is my favorite, but just about all the jokes in this game are full of epic win.

[Mal_Luck]

Tali/Garrus convo had me laughing.
I was also laughing manically while helping the Geth-flagged Asari on the Citadel. I had Legion with me the whole time. No one commented.
Salarian game dealer's comment about "Hanar/Asari porn games" and me shouting "Rule 34!"
Garrus's I had reach, but she had flexibility comment was awesome.
Anything and everything Joker and EDI do. "I enjoy seeing humans on their knees" indeed!

But probably my favorite was that because I saved so often on my first playthrough, my first save on the Collector base was Save 666. I nearly pissed myself.

Oricard wrote...

{Standing near joker messing with the shutters}

{Woman moans and grunts intensely over the intercom}

Joker: "Sorry that was meant for my earpiece"

What?

[Deku Scrub]

 You humans are all racist!

[Northern Sun]

Conrad: "My wife was very supportive. She even paid for the shuttle off-world!"
Bartender in background: [facepalm]

hilarious.

[jcharb03]

Issac Newton was the baddest mofo in the galexy was hillarious, thats the funniest thing i can think of with out thinking to hard.  Besides that alot on convos with Mordin were funny, hes prolly the funniest charector by far.

[Pabloescobar20]

jcharb03 wrote...

Issac Newton was the baddest mofo in the galexy was hillarious, thats the funniest thing i can think of with out thinking to hard.  Besides that alot on convos with Mordin were funny, hes prolly the funniest charector by far.

Issac Newton? Who mentions him?

My favorite is when Thane tells you...

"That may go down in history as the shortest interrogation, ever."

[Wintermist]

When Mordin has his little "Hold the line." speech about Kirrahe I was laughing badly, but there are so many events in the game that had me laughing on top of that. Good humour.

[Chris42042]

I forget when, and cant remember the exact words but....



Garrus: The only ladies that seem to be attracted to me are female Krogans >.<



hahahaha

[Chained_Creator]

Pabloescobar20 wrote...

jcharb03 wrote...

Issac Newton was the baddest mofo in the galexy was hillarious, thats the funniest thing i can think of with out thinking to hard.  Besides that alot on convos with Mordin were funny, hes prolly the funniest charector by far.

Issac Newton? Who mentions him?

My favorite is when Thane tells you...

"That may go down in history as the shortest interrogation, ever."

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a **** in space!

[Corephyfish]

I got a conversation with Mordin on my femshep that was hilarious, I always go speak to my crew after every mission and was staying loyal to Kaidan (for RP) purposes and Mordin says something along the lines of.



I wanted to talk to you, feeling uncomfortable. Letting you know I'm not interested, have had other species attracted to me before.



Im like are you *serious*? lol



Shepard is all like "You're yanknig my chain right?"



Mordin: No! How dare you think I'd do such a thing! Doctor-patient confidentiality. Spreading the pleasure. Making sure both are happy and not going to kill each other off with diseases!"

[Corephyfish]

Rm80 wrote...

I don't remember what name it was but it was the peace loving Quarian at the migrant fleet, when he told you his name

Shepard ask him again about his name and Tali says something like - here we go again....

don't remember was the Quarians ship was called but it was such a funny name I started to laugh

Admiral something-or-other Vas Qwib Qwib.

Tali: "Don't ask him about the name."

Shepard: "So...your ships name is Qwib Qwib?"

Tali: *facepalm* "Oh here we go."

[infinite bias]

"today rpgs are all about difficult decisions and visceral combat; I miss the days when you had to remember to drink water and flying somewhere took five hours of real time"



I lol'd at that one. Nice little self jab by Bioware there, delievered by the salarian game salesmen on the Citadel.

[Nightvision91]

I enjoyed when the Engineer was talking about Miranda's uniform making him stand at attention.

[speedy111280]

The funniest moment I've encountered so far isn't dialogue or a Shepard interrupt but it did have me laughing for 5 minutes. I just started my 3rd play through a few hours ago and I'm on Omega doing the Mordin recruitment mission and every thing is going fine until I walk into his clinic and try to talk to one of the workers behind the desk and somehow my Shepard ends up on the ceiling. No idea how that happened but I couldn't walk anywhere all I could do was look down and see everyone in the clinic. I haven't seen anything that funny since my characters once loaded without head in KOTOR.

[Tanfastic]

When trying to get a name out of Legion and all he says is "We are Geth"



Mordin talking of STDs and just about every convo with him.



Garrus talking about his love life.



Grunt saying "Jack is small" when you first walk in to where Jacks cell is.



Shepard headbutting a Krogan.

[Syn.aptic]

Shepard: "Why did you use my armor to fix yourself?"

long pause

Legion: looks away, "There was a hole."

Shepard: "Couldn't you have fixed that before?"

Legion: "No data available."

[gestwickib]

slydfoxxy wrote...

Rm80 wrote...

I don't remember what name it was but it was the peace loving Quarian at the migrant fleet, when he told you his name

Shepard ask him again about his name and Tali says something like - here we go again....

don't remember was the Quarians ship was called but it was such a funny name I started to laugh

Admiral something-or-other Vas Qwib Qwib.

Tali: "Don't ask him about the name."

Shepard: "So...your ships name is Qwib Qwib?"

Tali: *facepalm* "Oh here we go."

I see a few posts about this convo.  It's fine and dandy if you get a chuckle out of qwib qwib.  But I think a lot of people totally had this great joke go right over their heads.  He mentions the possibility of prestigous ship names such as the Defranz or Iktomi.  Now the trick is you have to say his name based on those ships names.

vas Defranz (Vas Deferens)
vas Iktomi (Vasectomy)

Such a subtle joke thats totally hilarious.  Although I know ME2 will have a huge adolescent customer base who will not get to fully enjoy the humor found in that convo.

[Kit-Kat-Kun]

gestwickib wrote...

slydfoxxy wrote...

Rm80 wrote...

I don't remember what name it was but it was the peace loving Quarian at the migrant fleet, when he told you his name

Shepard ask him again about his name and Tali says something like - here we go again....

don't remember was the Quarians ship was called but it was such a funny name I started to laugh

Admiral something-or-other Vas Qwib Qwib.

Tali: "Don't ask him about the name."

Shepard: "So...your ships name is Qwib Qwib?"

Tali: *facepalm* "Oh here we go."

I see a few posts about this convo.  It's fine and dandy if you get a chuckle out of qwib qwib.  But I think a lot of people totally had this great joke go right over their heads.  He mentions the possibility of prestigous ship names such as the Defranz or Iktomi.  Now the trick is you have to say his name based on those ships names.

vas Defranz (Vas Deferens)
vas Iktomi (Vasectomy)

Such a subtle joke thats totally hilarious.  Although I know ME2 will have a huge adolescent customer base who will not get to fully enjoy the humor found in that convo.

My god that went right over my head! Thanks for pointing it out

[Zack56]

The funniest moment for me has to be when I got Mordon to sing for me. I nearly fell of my bed because I was laughing so hard! (top bunk)