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[Tarreth]

Unrealistic? Nay sir. I can tell you they're quite anatomically correct.

Mind you, I do play console games twenty feet away from the screen.

[Nikator]

My bad for using the wrong word and making this topic go.. Where it shouldn't... Fixed.

Aaaaand, lets keep it on-topic. Taller dwarves, yay or nay?

Modifié par Nikator, 15 octobre 2009 - 01:49 .

[Arandomindividual]

Bouncy Boobies!? Where!? WHERE I SAY!...... oh. Let's kill some dudes in Dragon Age then.

[Fulgrim88]

Nikator wrote...

My bad for using the wrong word and making this topic go.. Where it shouldn't... Fixed.

too bad

Modifié par Fulgrim88, 15 octobre 2009 - 01:51 .

[JEBesh]

Nikator wrote...

My bad for using the wrong word and making this topic go.. Where it shouldn't... Fixed.

Aaaaand, lets keep it on-topic. Taller dwarves, yay or nay?

Ohhh. The height? Yeah, we're short.

[Nikator]

Yes, you are short... But not as short as you use to be!

[JEBesh]

Nikator wrote...

Yes, you are short... But not as short as you use to be!

I used to be 6'2"!

[Jackaranda]

foxwood1084 wrote...

And new and different is good. Also is it just me or are the girl dwarfs in DOA for the first time ever don't just look like beardless men?

My thoughts exactly, I always wondered how the dwarven race didnt die out in some games due to overly ugly women and overly violent men.

[Tarreth]

Aww...they fixed what was fun to break.



And I like the Dwarven height. They're large enough to get your freak on...so to speak...with.

I've met shorter human women goddamnit.

[Two-Bull]

Shiroukai wrote...

well, you know what they say about small man .

Don't believe the hype. I may be short but I swing a mighty hammer, if you know what I'm saying.

[Tarreth]

Two-Bull wrote...

Shiroukai wrote...

well, you know what they say about small man .

Don't believe the hype. I may be short but I swing a mighty hammer, if you know what I'm saying.

You got special combat and muscle training, then?

[Tarreth]

(Goddamnit, somehow double-posted. So sorry.)

Modifié par Tarreth, 15 octobre 2009 - 05:01 .

[AClockworkMelon]

Shiroukai wrote...

well, you know what they say about small man .

Two-Bull wrote...

Don't believe the hype. I may be short but I swing a mighty hammer, if you know what I'm saying.

Not only do I think he knows what you're saying, but I think he was saying the exact same thing. 

Modifié par AClockworkMelon, 15 octobre 2009 - 05:01 .

[Two-Bull]

I'm the son of a king. You don't get to be king until you learn how to please the queen, and various truck stop waitresses along the way, according to Bill Clinton.

[AClockworkMelon]

Two-Bull wrote...

I'm the son of a king. You don't get to be king until you learn how to please the queen

So you practice incest, is what you're saying?

[Two-Bull]

It's a little known fact, that although Dwarves may be short in stature we have rediculously large hands, feet, and yes: hammers.

[Tarreth]

Dwarves do like their weapons big. To be honest, I heard you guys were compensating.



Not your fault you can't cook, though.

[AClockworkMelon]

Tarreth wrote...

Not your fault you can't cook, though.

So that's why it's so hard for them to get a bun in the oven?



I kill myself.

[Tarreth]

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Tarreth wrote...

Not your fault you can't cook, though.

So that's why it's so hard for them to get a bun in the oven?



I kill myself.

Funny, those exact three words were on my mind as well..
I'd drink poison but frankly my revulsion at the double-entendre would awake me from death.

[Cuuniyevo]

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

I'm the son of a king. You don't get to be king until you learn how to please the queen

So you practice incest, is what you're saying?

Not to put too fine a point on it, but being the son of the king doesn't mean you're the son of the queen.

[AClockworkMelon]

He didn't deny it after I said it. You all know the truth.

[musicalfrog7]

They look short enough to me. and yeah, I didn't notice that they had long arms until I used the creator. I still love dwarf females though so I'm trying to not let it bother me.

[Two-Bull]

AClockworkMelon wrote...

He didn't deny it after I said it. You all know the truth.

It's not appropriate to speak of conquests of love. I'm warning you...don't talk about my momma.

[AClockworkMelon]

Two-Bull wrote...

AClockworkMelon wrote...

He didn't deny it after I said it. You all know the truth.

It's not appropriate to speak of conquests of love. I'm warning you...don't talk about my momma.

I would never talk about your mom/lover! Consider my lips sealed.

:innocent:

Modifié par AClockworkMelon, 15 octobre 2009 - 06:50 .

[Sylvius the Mad]

The racial heights BioWare has used for DAO match the original AD&D heights very closely. Elves were significantly shorter than humans, and dwarves were only slightly shorter than elves (but often weighed as much as humans).