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Mass Relay?

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baby got back........"RIBS"

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glenboy24 wrote...

Though I am want to often see these Types of Threads somewhat pointless or flat out silly, in this instance....(*shamefull* sigh)...sadly, I must concur. Miranda and her figure are, by far, the most impressive I have ever seen in a Game production such as this. Though I found myself laughing a bit at the gratuatis 'Back-side' angle during her Loyalty mission Intro I could not help, none the less, finding myself...enegerized.

Having Watched Chuck since it's inception I had always found Yvonne, without question, a women of great beauty. Bioware and their design team simply took those attributes and magnified them ten-fold, producing a Female Character perfectly designed to be both drawn to her physically, but possibly repulsed by her emotionally...at the least until you work at it and learn that she is Far more than she seems.

But I digress. To get back on Topic...(*shamefull* sigh)...Yes, Miranda has a very well formed, "Ass." Well done, Bioware. Well done indeed.
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I'm with you on this. I find it disturbingly humorous to see a post dedicated to a fictional computer animated character. Especially about her assets. (pun intended) I will say that Miranda has brought Yvonne Strahovski to my attention.
But I must concede that I sometimes have a hard time keeping my eyes in check. However,  I laugh at all the gratuitous butt shots in the cutscenes. I shake my head and chuckle.  I guess the Bioware crew has really bad case of " Weird Science"  syndrome. :D

But as far as computer animated asses go, The best crafted would have to go to Carmen Ortiz from GTA 4 and Chloe from Uncharted 2. Miranda would be #3. But I'm shocked that there are that many VG characters with that body type. I feel that I have been saturated with small/flat backsides as the standard of beauty.

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someone should make a FB page for Miranda's ass so people can become fans of it ^.^

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Dat ass. Is made of helium.

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He does not lie.

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Xerxes52 wrote...



He does not lie.


that could possibly be the most accurate description of Miranda I have ever heard.

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prospekt_ wrote...

My god! I mean, I know its a video game and all, but can we please get some of our earth-women to wear this? :o




her ass makes my peepee go dong dong dong! lol sorry couldnt resist after opening this thread.... must post eminem ass like that with miranda photos with it :)

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Tazzmission wrote...

prospekt_ wrote...

My god! I mean, I know its a video game and all, but can we please get some of our earth-women to wear this? :o




her ass makes my peepee go dong dong dong! lol sorry couldnt resist after opening this thread.... must post eminem ass like that with miranda photos with it :)


that's what I was hoping it was at first :(


EDIT: this is kinda creepy without the head, but otherwise BIOWARE! That should be Miranda's alt outfit. just sayin.

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Yep, her ass is the best supporting female character of the year, gotta love that genetically modified ass.

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Lopake wrote...

your all perverts



As an avowed perv in that I love the female form, I know and it is great. Nice way OP to perform a perv check, Miranda’s ass run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.

Private Perv checking is sir! Issues salute.
 
There are no places on Miranda’s body that I would not hesitate to bury my face in and consider it a privilege. I am talking about smack dab in the middle pushed together making motor boat sounds. I would lick her up one side and down the other, from the tips of her toes to the top of her head and EVERYWHERE i mean EVERYWHERE in between. Her and Samara both for that matter, which just got me thinking,  Miranda, Samara and my Shep all rolling around, touching and licking and …….well I gotta go. Lolz
 
Any way in before the lock with something other than in before the lock.
 
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Why stop there ? , somebody should go post in the mod topics and give them something to do for Miranda's rear.

This place is a hoot!:D

Modifié par LOST SPARTANJLC, 04 mars 2010 - 07:22 .


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Jesus christ, dude. Get a blog.

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We'll everyone's got a little pervert , it's just some have more.

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asaiasai wrote...

Lopake wrote...

your all perverts



As an avowed perv in that I love the female form, I know and it is great. Nice way OP to perform a perv check, Miranda’s ass run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.

Private Perv checking is sir! Issues salute.
 
There are no places on Miranda’s body that I would not hesitate to bury my face in and consider it a privilege. I am talking about smack dab in the middle pushed together making motor boat sounds. I would lick her up one side and down the other, from the tips of her toes to the top of her head and EVERYWHERE i mean EVERYWHERE in between. Her and Samara both for that matter, which just got me thinking,  Miranda, Samara and my Shep all rolling around, touching and licking and …….well I gotta go. Lolz
 
Any way in before the lock with something other than in before the lock.
 
Asai


geez? Just Miranda and Samara? why not include Tali and Liara in that mix? I'll get the video camera :D

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A perfect time for a Jayne quote here!



"i'll be in my bunk" :P

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Darth_Griffin

So you want Mass Effect : Girls Gone Wild , well you've got a challenge on your hands with Samara.If you make her do anything that she doesn't agree with she will kill you.

Modifié par LOST SPARTANJLC, 04 mars 2010 - 09:25 .


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LOST SPARTANJLC wrote...

Darth_Griffin

So you want Mass Effect : Girls Gone Wild , well you've got a challenge on your hands with Samara.If you make her do anything that she doesn't agree with she will kill you.



Trust me it will be worth it. I mean she did say that my morals are her morals, and well since i have none, it is my bad she did not do her homework before making that statement? She is Asai and they are all about the fine print on a contract.


checking with the peanut gallery 8 out of 10 internet laywers agree lolz

Asai

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Darth_Griffin wrote...

Tazzmission wrote...

prospekt_ wrote...

My god! I mean, I know its a video game and all, but can we please get some of our earth-women to wear this? :o




her ass makes my peepee go dong dong dong! lol sorry couldnt resist after opening this thread.... must post eminem ass like that with miranda photos with it :)


that's what I was hoping it was at first :(


EDIT: this is kinda creepy without the head, but otherwise BIOWARE! That should be Miranda's alt outfit. just sayin.





ok thats awsome but.... put her in a thong and im sold

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Im pretty sure that if somebody put miranda's ass on flag pole everybody would salute well maybe not everyone, but wat about ashley williams... now she has a nice ass, lol. speaking in a manner that ive already seen and grabed it. ha ha XD.



deep inside we're all just mass effect perverts hahaha

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Im pretty sure that if somebody put miranda's ass on flag pole everybody would salute well maybe not everyone, but wat about ashley williams... now she has a nice ass, lol. speaking in a manner that ive already seen and grabed it. ha ha XD.



deep inside we're all just mass effect perverts hahaha

#273
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You are totally right! lol Ashley is damn hot! But I'm kinda into Asaris *thinks about Liara's ass*

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I was hoping for a rendered ******

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No sh*t miranda has a legendary booty. I think jack's hotter overall, but next to miranda, ashley williams looks like rosie o'donnell.