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[Darth Obvious]

Butterface

[yhibiki]

Her ass is nice, but damn does Jacob have a fine one too. I swear they spent an inordinate amount of time modeling his ass.



It's making me seriously torn about whether to romance him or Garrus.

[Burnzi2]

She is genetically perfect. Dont think the relationship with Ashley from ME1 is gonna last now!

[Kenshen]

Psython wrote...

If Miranda was real I would give her body a 10 and her face a 6-7. There is just something creepy or wierd about her face. Maybe its the far apart eyes or the wide cheekbones, but there is just something off about the way she looks.

Probably because there are a lot of up close face shots of her and to me it looks like she has a second chin.  Also I think she would have looked better with blue eyes but then again I am bias.

[Traumacrazy]

yhibiki wrote...

Her ass is nice, but damn does Jacob have a fine one too. I swear they spent an inordinate amount of time modeling his ass.

It's making me seriously torn about whether to romance him or Garrus.

lol...im sorry this is the most funny i've seen in a while

[yhibiki]

Traumacrazy wrote...

yhibiki wrote...

Her ass is nice, but damn does Jacob have a fine one too. I swear they spent an inordinate amount of time modeling his ass.

It's making me seriously torn about whether to romance him or Garrus.

lol...im sorry this is the most funny i've seen in a while

I'm being serious! How can anybody look at Jacob's tush and not drool a bit?

[Bigeyez]

Her ass is nice, but I just love that accent.

[TheGondola]

yhibiki wrote...

Traumacrazy wrote...

yhibiki wrote...

Her ass is nice, but damn does Jacob have a fine one too. I swear they spent an inordinate amount of time modeling his ass.

It's making me seriously torn about whether to romance him or Garrus.

lol...im sorry this is the most funny i've seen in a while

I'm being serious! How can anybody look at Jacob's tush and not drool a bit?

People who aren't female or a gay/bi male. That said I'm bi and damn that is a nice ass...

Modifié par TheGondola, 01 février 2010 - 12:29 .

[yhibiki]

Ryuuichi009 wrote...

It is a nice ass. I found myself staring at it quite a bit.

Joker has a nice one too. Alas he's not romanceable.

I'd romance Joker just because he's AWESOME. You could have snarkfests together everytime one of your team members said something annoying. Well, you can have those even without romancing him, but it'd be extra awesome.

That said, I've been comparing the butts on all of the people on deck, none of them compare to Jacob's.

[theeyeisblind]

yeah and her voice is sexy as hell too, prolly even better than the butt ( since she spends all her time behind shepherd)

miranda >>>> ashley + liara

[Fulgrim88]

yhibiki wrote...

Ryuuichi009 wrote...

It is a nice ass. I found myself staring at it quite a bit.

Joker has a nice one too. Alas he's not romanceable.

I'd romance Joker just because he's AWESOME. You could have snarkfests together everytime one of your team members said something annoying. Well, you can have those even without romancing him, but it'd be extra awesome.

That said, I've been comparing the butts on all of the people on deck, none of them compare to Jacob's.

He's got an ass? I've got the feeling that most male crewmembers look unhealthily...deflated from the chest downwards - especially Jacob, who's basically a walking, talking Y.

Modifié par Fulgrim88, 01 février 2010 - 12:41 .

[Hubb-]

JC68 wrote...

well Miranda is superior lol. Wait another 4 decades or so for some special genetic customization

I'm pretty sure you ca get plastic surgery on you backside.  That being said, I really like Miranda's white suit compared to the alternative one.

[kiyyto]

 it is a fine ass.
No doubt.

[yhibiki]

Ryuuichi009 said...
Really? I thought Sheploo's had the same butt ../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png

Still I guess that makes up the decision for whole my F!Shep is romancing first.

I've been looking, none of the other males have the same tight tight outfit, so even if they have the same stuff underneath, it sure isn't showing. Jacob's the only one where it stands out.

I like it more than Miranda's, because Miranda's is too round for me

Modifié par yhibiki, 01 février 2010 - 12:57 .

[Sprgmr]

I know, i left her in teh white suit, because the black one just...hides the curves.

[AltitudeNYC]

Good. This thread has not been locked yet. I hate how society scolds guys for being healthy males and then 50 years later scolds them for erectile dysfunction (what do you expect when you have to supress it for half your adult life- poor old dudes.) 
The ass on Miranda is out of this world.

Modifié par AltitudeNYC, 01 février 2010 - 01:19 .

[yhibiki]

AltitudeNYC wrote...

Good. This thread has not been locked yet. I hate how society scolds guys for being healthy males and then 50 years later scolds them for erectile dysfunction (what do you expect when you have to supress it for half your adult life- poor old dudes.) 
The ass on Miranda is out of this world.

inorite, being a guy can be so hard sometimes.


Well, as long as I get to make lewd comments about Jacob, I'm good.

Ryuuichi009 wrote...

I don't like Miranda's but that's probably because I'm female [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie] It looks too big and loopsided for me.

It's not a bad ass, as far as girl asses go. It's certainly helped by the fact that she has a very very tight outfit. But yeah, a bit big, a bit round.

Modifié par yhibiki, 01 février 2010 - 01:46 .

[vhatever]

get your god damn gay crap out of this thread and start your own if you want one. This is about miranda, not your gay fantasies and ****** poor 20/1000 vision.

[yhibiki]

vhatever wrote...

get your god damn gay crap out of this thread and start your own if you want one. This is about miranda, not your gay fantasies and ****** poor 20/1000 vision.

No, my gay fantasies would be about Miranda's ass. My straight fantasies are about Jacob's ass. My.... pansexual fantasies are about all of Garrus omnomnom.

[vhatever]

Ya, right kid. Get back to bed before mommy wakes up.

[Erashima7]

Miranda has one big ass.........but Tali 4 Eva!!

[yhibiki]

vhatever wrote...

Ya, right kid. Get back to bed before mommy wakes up.

I'm actually confused about what the reply is implying. That I'm not straight? That I'm not female? Is there an age limit for when one is allowed to like a character?