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[DJ Vash 40]

Spoilers


"Probing Uranus!" by EDI when you scan and probe Uranus . . .

-DJ Vash 40

[Sursion]

"You know me, I always savour the last shot before popping the heat sink.... Wait, that just went somewhere horrible"

[packardbell]

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"

[SirDeathIII]

Shepard to Garrus: "What do you think about our chances?"



Garrus: "We'll, the collectors already killed you once and all it did was ****** you off"



Also



Shepard hanging around the cockpit, all of the sudden you hear a quick audio of porn playing in the background.. then Joker says "Whoops that was suppost to go to my ear piece" lol

[Inriri]

"You talk too much"

[Thompson family]

SirDeathIII wrote...

Shepard to Garrus: "What do you think about our chances?"

Garrus: "We'll, the collectors already killed you once and all it did was ****** you off"

Haven't heard that one yet. Looking forward to it.

So far, mine is the one where Shepard finds a obviously wasted Volus who thinks is a biotic god:

"I don't know what drug you're on, but if you stay away from me I won't shoot you."

[btthegeek]

Shepard - "So the guy who cleans the toilets is also the cook?"

Cook - "I wash my hands. Well, most of the time Yeah, I do all the suff that falls through the cracks. The cracks, heh heh"

[hanmul]

I forgot the whole conversation but two engineers talking about Jack where the male engineer changes his mind couple times whether to talk to Jack after hearing what other said.

[btthegeek]

Joker - "Trust me commander, it'll even better than old times."



Shepard - "I hope so. I died."



Joker - "Yeah, that was a bummer."

[Fizzlin]

Mordin Song ftw.

[ERJAK1]

DJ Vash 40 wrote...

Spoilers


"Probing Uranus!" by EDI when you scan and probe Uranus . . .

-DJ Vash 40

"I hope so. I died."

[Thompson family]

The risque factor went up exponentially with this sequel. The writers must have had a blast.

[ratzerman]

Liara: "I couldn't let you go...."

[xMister Vx]

Oh there are so many good ones.



Those already mentioned, like Shepard asking Garrus about the chances of success.



The one about the illegal Shepard VI is hilarious.

"I delete data like you on the way to real errors" - damn, I wish my PC had that interface.



The reunion with Wrex is also a nice moment, especially this:

"Wrex: Okeer is a very old name. A very hated name...

Grunt: He's dead.

Wrex: Of course, you're with Shepard! How could he be alive?!"

[asfaltowy]

Garrus quote about paragon. It was something like "doing good things is like peeing your pants - you feel warmth but no one can see it"

Modifié par asfaltowy, 29 janvier 2010 - 08:24 .

[Sageless Ranger]

Joker - It will be better than old times!



Shepard - i hope so, I died.



Joker - You just take the fun out of everything.

[thesovereign]

No Joker/EDI love?



Joker: "Great this is where it all starts, and we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame?

[Imitating enslaved human:] This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day calculating pi because he plugged in the Overlord.



or



Joker: You want me to go crawling through the ducts again

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees