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[sinosleep]

I did a manual search of the last 10 pages and found nothing so here it goes....

What have been the funniest parts of the game you've come across so far? For me the renegade store discount on the Citadel takes the cake

clerk: good day my friends, welcome to the citadel

shepard: you know for a bunch of cheap touristy crap your prices are pretty high

clerk: I am sorry you feel that way there are many stores on the citadel perhaps anothe rwould be more in your price range

shepard: so you're saying i'm poor

clerk: what, no I

shepard: just cause i'm not as well off as you are doesn't mean you can hold yourself up above me

goes outside

shepard: hey everyone this store discriminates against the poor

clerk: please calm down, as an apology i'll let you have my station employee discount

shepard: well alright, but you still hurt my feelings

I about died laughing.

[Serogon]

I got a laugh out of the game store guy on the citadel...

"Those hanar-asari porn games they sell in (some place) are nasty..."

[autumnsigh]

Being on the Flotilla and asking about the "Qwib-Qwib".



The Eternity bartender is my favorite NPC.

[yummysoap]

sinosleep wrote...

I did a manual search of the last 10 pages and found nothing so here it goes....

What have been the funniest parts of the game you've come across so far? For me the renegade store discount on the Citadel takes the cake

clerk: good day my friends, welcome to the citadel

shepard: you know for a bunch of cheap touristy crap your prices are pretty high

clerk: I am sorry you feel that way there are many stores on the citadel perhaps anothe rwould be more in your price range

shepard: so you're saying i'm poor

clerk: what, no I

shepard: just cause i'm not as well off as you are doesn't mean you can hold yourself up above me

goes outside

shepard: hey everyone this store discriminates against the poor

clerk: please calm down, as an apology i'll let you have my station employee discount

shepard: well alright, but you still hurt my feelings

I about died laughing.

Wow, this makes me regret choosing the paragon options. Mass Effect 2 is by far funnier than Mass Effect 1.

[DracoFulcrum]

Moridan' s sex talk about garus

[VettoRyouzou]

DracoFulcrum wrote...

Moridan' s sex talk about garus

Moridan' s sex talk about Tali is also very funny.

[Litos456]

LOL teh qwib qwib! That bit was HILARIOUS.

[ChuckNorris18]

 I'll chop your balls off and sell them to a krogan!

[Motion Blue]

Moridans birds and bees conversation about Tali had me laughing the hardest.

[Kyero]

Motion Blue wrote...

Moridans birds and bees conversation about Tali had me laughing the hardest.

when? and where?

Modifié par Kyero, 30 janvier 2010 - 02:32 .

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

VettoRyouzou wrote...

DracoFulcrum wrote...

Moridan' s sex talk about garus

Moridan' s sex talk about Tali is also very funny.

The one about jack takes the cake when he start listing all the STD's you could get from her.

Also Grunts joyous assertion that he hates turians and that makes him a real Krogan.

[Kyero]

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

"There have been two breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard."



"Enkindle this."



Elcor Hamlet.

[Mikenator700]

I love it when you're about to do Legion's loyalty mission, Joker does a stereotypical robot imitation while he's talking. Then Shephard gives him the 'knock it off' stare, and Joker's like 'fine'.



I laughed to pieces.

[Serogon]

I just remembered a great one from Mordin. It's roughly paraphrased, but this is the general gist of it.



Shepherd: "Got time to talk?"

Mordin: "No time, must deal with outbreak of scale rot on ship. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by varren. Implications are... disturbing."

[ThatDancingTurian]

Garrus' romance convos were hilariously awkward. "You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. ... Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible."



I also thought Mordin and Grunt were pretty hilarious. I loved where Grunt comes to the sudden realization that he hates Turians.



But of course, the champion of funny has to be Joker. His input on the team is comedic gold. And the Joker/EDI convo when he's in her AI core gets me every time.



"I enjoy seeing humans on their knees. ... That was a joke."

[Kyero]

Serogon wrote...

I just remembered a great one from Mordin. It's roughly paraphrased, but this is the general gist of it.

Shepherd: "Got time to talk?"
Mordin: "No time, must deal with outbreak of scale rot on ship. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by varren. Implications are... disturbing."

that is disturbing >_> but I doubt shepards got it, Mordin would say something if he did.

[Tombstone5150]

My favorite so far is when your in the local cluster ... go scan uranus.... EDI says... really commander, then put down another probe... she sais probing uranus..... fell outta my chair.

[Motion Blue]

Kyero wrote...

Motion Blue wrote...

Moridans birds and bees conversation about Tali had me laughing the hardest.

when? and where?

Woo Tali, and eventually it happens. Mordin confides that Tali asked him for anti-sceptic, then he offers to send data and *video-feeds*  on quarian positions and erogenous zones to your personal terminal(Not really though)

[CorvisRex]

Joker: Great I'm stuck here computing pi just because Joker unleashed our Overlord.



Joker: So now you want me to go back into the ducts?



EDI: I like seeing people on their knees...that's a joke.



Joker: Riiight...





or something like that, I didn't get the sex talk from Mordin on my first playthrough, Serious goal this next time.

[KealaFerret]

The two that made me outright laugh so far have been Joker saying that Garrus has a stick up his ass, and when Dr. Chakwas got completely wasted, waved her arms around about Kaidan and Jenkins, then passed out on a bed in the medical bay.

[DK_DOOM]

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard, and we're here to rescue you.



Jack: ****, you sound like a ****.



I laughed my ass off at that one.

[VettoRyouzou]

Oh I remember one from Garrus.



"We had a rematch in her room.. But.. I had length and she had flexibility" It was laughing at the same time going "he so didn't just go there."

[Mikenator700]

KealaFerret wrote...

The two that made me outright laugh so far have been Joker saying that Garrus has a stick up his ass, and when Dr. Chakwas got completely wasted, waved her arms around about Kaidan and Jenkins, then passed out on a bed in the medical bay.

Joker:  "Well, Garrus finally pulled that stick out of his ass. Now he's beating people to death with it. I actually miss the old Garrus."

[Stupendous Biplane Uncensored]

Kyero wrote...

Motion Blue wrote...

Moridans birds and bees conversation about Tali had me laughing the hardest.

when? and where?

Never mind @_@

Modifié par Stupendous Biplane Uncensored, 30 janvier 2010 - 02:58 .