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[sejmarty]

yummysoap wrote...

Wow, this makes me regret choosing the paragon options. Mass Effect 2 is by far funnier than Mass Effect 1.

Renegade FemShep was pretty funny in ME1, what with all the slapping and all.  Captain Anderson's "hacking" was also quite hilarious.

:3 ME2 has way more soul, though, you're right.  "This is my favorite shop on the Citadel."

[Kyero]

Stupendous Biplane Uncensored wrote...

Kyero wrote...

Motion Blue wrote...

Moridans birds and bees conversation about Tali had me laughing the hardest.

when? and where?

Never mind @_@

no, you will tell me.

[Anglerfish610]

I was laughing the entire time my crew on the Normandy was being kidnapped by the Collectors. Primarily due to Joker and Edi's commentary throughout the whole scenario, as well as everyone's reactions to all these alien's coming out of the elevator. Plus, Kelly being dragged into the elevator was a bit of a priceless moment. (Not that I hated her or anything, just found it amusing.)



Only afterward, when I realized those bastards took Dr. Chakwas, did I feel sad about it.

[MA5Bergey]

1) When Mordin cautioned me about sex with biotics (I was romancing Jack)
2) When Mordin sang
3) When Shepard headbutted Uvenk
4) "You're working too hard."
5) The first time I heard the Blasto piece on the Citadel speakers
6) The human reaper. After the Whisky Tango Foxtrot wore off, I cracked up laughing because it was so ridiculous and felt like a boss out of Ratchet and Clank.
7) ****! ****! ****!
8) What the ****?!
9) "I love seeing humans on their knees"......."It was a joke"
10)When I didn't wait for the Scion to pass in engineering and Joker died.
11) "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."  *Runs to next store* "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."  *Runs to the next store* "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

Modifié par MA5Bergey, 30 janvier 2010 - 03:14 .

[Eumerin]

One of my favorites is the conversation with Detective Anya, after she tells you that she's been ordered to arrest the Justicar, Samara.



Me - Your superiors are sending you to your death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.



Garrus - We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?



Tali - That's about twice a day.

[ABCoLD]

OMG, I can't believe no one has mentioned this... Tali and Garrus on the Citadel, wandering around for a while, on the stairs:

(Paraphrased)

Garrus: Do you ever miss those conversations we used to have on the elevators on here?

Tali: No.

Garrus: It was a chance to grow closer, you'd tell us about life on the flotilla.

Tali: This conversation is over.

Garrus: Comeon, tell us about your immune system!

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Ummmm, right, I'll shut up now.



I died.

[kooesa]

ABCoLD wrote...

OMG, I can't believe no one has mentioned this... Tali and Garrus on the Citadel, wandering around for a while, on the stairs:
(Paraphrased)
Garrus: Do you ever miss those conversations we used to have on the elevators on here?
Tali: No.
Garrus: It was a chance to grow closer, you'd tell us about life on the flotilla.
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Comeon, tell us about your immune system!
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Ummmm, right, I'll shut up now.

I died.

oh man, I was just about to post that. out of all the non-joker dialog, this is by far my favorite.

/agrees with the dieing of laughing

[Xxorn]

Funniest moment...Really Commander?....Probing Uranus

Modifié par Xxorn, 30 janvier 2010 - 04:40 .

[NvVanity]

Conrad Verner: So your alive huh? I hear that's how it's done in the biz. Why don't you sit back and watch? I have some asses to kick.



Commander Shepard: "shoot his foot"

[ABCoLD]

Xxorn wrote...

Funniest moment...Really Commander?....Probing Uranus

Wow.... I totally missed that one... thank you! 

[Dave of Canada]

My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

[Voods07]

Mikenator700 wrote...

I love it when you're about to do Legion's loyalty mission, Joker does a stereotypical robot imitation while he's talking. Then Shephard gives him the 'knock it off' stare, and Joker's like 'fine'.

I laughed to pieces.

^This

Thats about the only time I laughed in ME2.

[jellobell]

Well the funniest scene I've come across recently is Paragon!Shep giving the sick krogan a reverse-psychology military pep talk (Mordin's loyalty mission). Funny and heartwarming at the same time.

[SkywardDescent]

jellobell wrote...

Well the funniest scene I've come across recently is Paragon!Shep giving the sick krogan a reverse-psychology military pep talk (Mordin's loyalty mission). Funny and heartwarming at the same time.

I liked calling him a Quarian with a Tummy-ache with Tali in my squad.

"I'm standing right here you know!"

[thesovereign]

"Have you had Ramen Noodles? They are a delicacy back on Earth."

Not hilarious but still...

[knight5923]

I liked the subtle jab on the Miranda loyalty mission. The squad gets into an elevator and the old elevator music starts playing. Miranda gets pissed off and smashes the controls, saying "can't this damn thing move any faster!?"

[SkywardDescent]

Wow, when you think about it, this game has a LOT of funny moments and subtle jokes!

[Homebound]

VettoRyouzou wrote...

DracoFulcrum wrote...

Moridan' s sex talk about garus

Moridan' s sex talk about Tali is also very funny.

Whos Moridan?

[Ulquiorra_Schiffer]

Miranda's Loyalty mission with the Blue Sun's Sergeant



"I'll Give you one chance to Le-"



*Shepard Grabs Him, Breaks His Neck*



I LoL'D

[Ararara]

YOUR 2 SMALL Email. "I am sorry, my mate I leave you for a krogan because you are not endowed as good for your species" Do you fear those words?Morlan's famous shop sells many enhancements online...

[JebusWTF]

The Scottish engineer on the Normandy. Holy **** those were some funny convo's.

[Cheita_Corps]

My favorite line on the Citadel: "I've been trying to get this refund for two years!"

[jellobell]

Just_mike wrote...

VettoRyouzou wrote...

DracoFulcrum wrote...

Moridan' s sex talk about garus

Moridan' s sex talk about Tali is also very funny.

Whos Moridan?

This is Morridan: http://eleganceliber...ridan-150660599
Have fun with your nightmares.

[Hex of Hell]

Talking to the bartender on Illium, then having a swig of the "mystery drink", then talking to her again...

Those are some thick beer goggles... and I want them... 

[PiercedMonk]

The Gunnery Sargent on the Citadel informing two recruists that Sir Issac Newton is the baddest son of a **** in the galaxy made me grin.