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[Yootje]

This game was so full of funny dialogue I can't even begin to name the ones I liked best. But I'll chime in with something I haven't seen mentioned yet: the bachelor's party in the Eternity bar on Illium. For some reason, it was incredibly funny to me how three rather annoyed coworkers slowly reached a consensus on their attraction to asari dancers.

But the best bit was Joker and EDI in the AI core. Laughed SO hard XD

And Mordin's sex talk.

And Mordin's singing.

And... well, there I go. Too much to mention.

[MICHELLE7]

CorvisRex wrote...

Joker: Great I'm stuck here computing pi just because Joker unleashed our Overlord.

Joker: So now you want me to go back into the ducts?

EDI: I like seeing people on their knees...that's a joke.

Joker: Riiight...




or something like that, I didn't get the sex talk from Mordin on my first playthrough, Serious goal this next time.

That was my favorite too. Also liked when Joker acted like a robot when Legion was talking on the bridge.

[sinosleep]

I just got the AN IMPORTANT REQUEST email, lol. I guess Batarians are the Nigerians of the galaxy.

[hawat333]

One more thing to add: The Iron Liquidators commercial.

That's just awesome. Reminds me of a guy here who deals with jewels and uses the same 'inexpensive marketing'.

[Joshuaxe]

EDI: I enjoy seeing humans on their knees.
Joker: Really?
EDI: The was a joke, Jeff.
Joker: Oh, right!

[greatgeek]

When Joker and Shepard visit the SR2 at the Cerberus station

Joker: It'll be just like the old days. (or something like that)

Shepard: I hope not, I died.

[The_mango55]

The first convo you have with Joker on the bridge, if you pick the middle option. Not sure exactly what he says but I'll paraphrase"



JOKER: Really commander? Can I get that on a T-shirt because this is the best "YOU HAVE NO CHOICE" choice I've ever had to make

Shepard: Technically this is a civilian ship, I'm lucky you're still wearing pants.

[mamba 12]

I always laughed when a krogan referred to my "quad"

[Nithrakis Arcanius]

Take Legion to the Citadel and talk to the C-Sec customs official in the dock area (right when you get off the Normandy).



It's quite funny.

[JamieCOTC]

PiercedMonk wrote...

The Gunnery Sargent on the Citadel informing two recruists that Sir Issac Newton is the baddest son of a **** in the galaxy made me grin.

I swear to god, I want that on a t-shirt. 

[jdaubert3]

I like the scene from the citadel bar. ask for a drink from the barkeep and he gives sheppard one. Sheppard replies "What is this? It's...it's green." love that Star Trek line. Also loved the Gilbert and Sullivian musicial bit.

[tkukulka]

autumnsigh wrote...

Being on the Flotilla and asking about the "Qwib-Qwib".

The Eternity bartender is my favorite NPC.

Good Berserker reference though.

I think the one that took me the most off guard was when Shepherd headbutts the krogan.  Wasn't expecting but was getting tired of the doing the paragon quick time events and wanted to see what sort of threat he was gonna make. No words just *WHAM*

[Lite Em Up]

another good one in the engineering deck after getting tali... can't remember it completely though so im gonna paraphrase it..





Ken: So Gabby what do you think of our new quarian boss??

Gabby: Hush, she's right over there

Ken: Gah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket..

Ken: Don't get me wrong, it's a BEAUTIFUL BUCKET.. The whole suit is lovely, quite snuggly on the right places..

Tali: You know I can hear you(in a sarcastic tone)..

Gabby: heh(laughing at Ken)..