I loved absolutely EVERYthing about Thane... almost. Disclaimer: I love Thane, I REALLY do, and I love ME2 so much--I would probably rate it a ten simply because I'm not sure how it could have been a more perfect game when it was made by imperfect human beings; it's about the best flawed creatures such as our species can do, in my opinion. So please don't take the following wall of text as being an insult to the game, or even to Thane. I don't blame either for the one terrible disease from which Thane suffers (and I'm not referring to his lung ailment.)
Thane is complex, sensitive, intelligent, moral but not unrealistic about it, incredibly attractive in every single way while not being overly obvious estrogen brigade bait (read: fanservice.) He's still a highly interesting character even if you are playing a male or your character's not attracted to men. He was almost the ideal love interest--he almost topped Gann from Mask of the Betrayer, whom I found to be pretty damned perfect.
And then came the agonizing Carth backstory and the change from the mesmerizing E3 sound to a 60-year-old chainsmoker's voice--although, since that might be the lung disease, the Carth backstory is the only real problem. But that one problem is a nuclear missile of a problem. Whoever thought it was a good idea, I would love to know. Right before I shove a mud pie into their face and force them to repeat "I will never foist a Carth cliche backstory on female gamers ever again. I will avoid duplicating Carth's weaker traits as a LI in every way" five hundred twenty-four times. Don't get me wrong, I am
honestly incredibly appreciative of the three LIs we got in this game (or 4 if you count Kelly as an LI) and I was thrilled at the eye candy we got from Jacob, but the Carth syndrome was like a tumor growing out of someone's face. I did my best to ignore it, but never entirely succeeded.
I have to know. Who on earth is insane enough to think that a woman wants to be given
THE SAME NICKNAME AS HER BOYFRIEND'S DEAD WIFE?! "Siha" was almost romantic, sweet, and beautiful. Instead, it comes off as... kinda creepy. Flattering, but wince-worthy at the same time. "I called my dead wife that. You're another one of those." Points for giving the player the option to say "I can't replace your wife," but if your thinking was that bright, why not just not make the mistake in the first place?

This is made all the more excruciating by the fact that drell have PERFECT memories. He slips into flashbacks so easily, and at seemingly random times only punctuated by the fact that they are connected to strong emotions, which seem to trigger them at the slightest provocation. I love this drell characteristic, except that in this particular case we have someone who has not only had sex with another woman, he was incredibly in love with her. You know what else can provoke strong emotions as well as distinctive physical sensations and thus might be enough to trigger powerful flashbacks?
SEX!!! So to clarify, we have a love interest who
AT ANY MOMENT DURING SEX MIGHT SLIP INTO A MEMORY OF GETTING IT ON WITH HIS PERFECT DEAD WIFE?! *bashes forehead against keyboard repeatedly* Who thought that was an awesome idea? WHO? I mean, it's one thing if he remembered sex with someone else and found it lacking emotionally, but how are we supposed to feel our Shepard has a real connection with another character if half his conversations feature the dead perfect wife who redeemed his soul and the kid he abandoned? "Oh, honey, it's so romantic when you talk about Irikah's sunset-colored eyes and how you abandoned your son in order to go obsessively hunt down her killers. Do it again." Somebody tell me who would EVER say that? And who would talk extensively about such things to someone they found attractive? What kind of pathetically socially inept person would DO that? It's like, "I find you attractive and appealing, so I'm going to show it by making sure when you're getting to know me you think of me as someone else's husband and some kid old enough to date you's dad."
Romancing the single deadbeat dad is more material for a Lifetime movie than a love interest in a sophisticated universe like this one. Especially when you are forced to get INVOLVED in the family issues. *facepalm* Yes, it was slightly better than normal because it's at least about him trying to assassinate someone... but though I can see the good in it, and it was about as well done as something like that can be, it was still... ugh. Torture. It made me start to see Thane in a very neutral, anti-romantic context--which is something that you reeeeeeaaally can't afford for a love interest.
I'm really finding this unfathomable. I don't recall seeing a romance where a male player gets called the same nickname his girlfriend used to call her dead husband. I don't recall seeing a romance where a male player has to help her patch things up with her annoying wayward daughter who has mommy abandonment issues. We've had three dead wife/children combinations--Carth, Sky, and Thane, whereas this has NEVER been done to a male player. (Yes, Jaheira was married, but Khalid was nothing like the PC, she doesn't see you as him, and she didn't have kids.)
It's not that I don't think a person is worthy of love if they've been in love already or if they've already lived a while. That's not it in the slightest. But it's an acquired taste and a rare story for a reason, and when you have already had a true love, sometimes it might be better to let that lie. Thane gave every impression of thinking that Irikah with her sunset-colored eyes (sounds very much like purple prose, that one phrase; it made me want to barf) was utterly perfect for him. She "woke" him "from his battle sleep." Why couldn't the player do that? Why couldn't Thane do it to himself? Why couldn't he discover some sort of Bokononism-esque religion and find peace for HIMSELF instead of being rescued by a woman? And knowing that he had such a relationship, why knowingly entangle yourself in such a sticky situation?
A man who has memories he can slip back into at any second... it made me feel like, why get involved with him? Yeah, he's a bit lonely now, but he already had his ideal woman and he can remember those times with her perfectly; experience them over again in his head. So... why am I necessary? What's the point of romancing someone who can compare you to incredibly vivid memories of another woman? The normal insecurities one would have in romancing a person who already loved someone else are intensified tenfold by his species' characteristics.
In all honesty, I would kinda love to see Thane brought back in ME3 as an LI. In fact, I can't imagine a more perfect look and personality for a love interest. I love his species. The voice actor was good at his job; I'd just like the effect to sound a bit less human-chainsmoker than it did. But there is one MAJOR condition on this-- I only want to see him if there is seriously NO MORE CARTHAGE. Not even a TINY bit. If he mentions his wife I want it to be only to say he feels guilty for being happier with you than he was with her. If he mentions his son it should only be to say that Kolyat has a crush on FemShep or something. He must make clear, absolutely clear, that he is about more than just the life he used to have.
I wanted to know who Thane was. Thane. Just Thane. Not some other woman he used to love. Not his kid. I wanted to talk about the universe we were living in, not about some thing that happened long ago that could have just as easily been the kind of conventional, boring crap a human would talk about. These are aliens... a chance to be creative, to take risks. But no risks were taken here. Aside from the extremely clever irony of a dying assassin, there was nothing about Thane's backstory that was interesting, unusual, or a shock. It just wasn't interesting. At all.
It didn't tell me anything about the character. It didn't enrich my view of the game universe. It didn't endear him to me. It did nothing but put a constantly pained expression on my face and call my mind back to the days when I was 16 and watched soap operas.
Why, Bioware? Why?

I love this game so much, I loved Thane because he was so awesome in so many ways... why did you have to Carth him? Were you afraid we wouldn't be able to relate to an alien if he had an unusual history? I don't understand. I was so sure that this time we were going to get a love interest who didn't remind me of Carth at all. Not that I didn't like him back in the day, but at least in that case I was sure he didn't see me as a replacement for his dead wife, not after the Revan thing. And why is the child always a son? Couldn't it at least have been a daughter? At least a female player has had the experience of
being a daughter, which would help her identify with his kid a little bit more.
If Thane is back in ME3, he should also take his shirt off. And Tali should take off her mask so that you can SEE what they look like underneath--hands and face I mean; I assume that was being saved for ME3 when if I'm lucky, we will get a male quarian option; possibly Kal Reegar because Adam Baldwin rocks everything ever and his character was deceptively typical as soldiers go but clearly more clever than your average soldier. Garrus, however, should remain clothed. I love Garrus, always have, but I don't think I want to think about what's under that armor. It's different with Thane, though. He's green and scaly, but the drell are human enough that I think it would be just as appealing to see him without a shirt as it was for others to see Liara's rear.
The drell are awesome. Even if I weren't straight I would feel the same. I am dying to see the hanar homeworld; I love their culture and I think they're beautiful and intriguing creatures. If we can't have a family issues-free Thane, then I would LOVE to see another drell, because they fascinated me. (If it came down to a quarian vs. a drell I would pick the quarian every time, though, if only because we've had a drell but no quarian.)
Please, Bioware, if you're watching right now... whoever liked the Carth backstory for Thane... don't let them do it again. DON'T LET THEM DO IT! Like in Pitch Black, the only response when somebody wants to pull the Carth backstory lever is "DON'T TOUCH IT! DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT HANDLE!"
Modifié par Wynne, 01 février 2010 - 01:39 .