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[Ataru13]

C'mon people, this is the place to share quotes overheard in ME2. The Salarian game salesman has quite a few good ones (including a crack at some us hardcore RPG types ;p), but I think my favorite is the bachelor party on Illium. That whole conversation is hysterical, but then takes a turn for the creepy; fess up Bioware, are the Asari really shambling horrors from beyond the stars with mind control abilities?

So... Share your favorite quotes. It can be from character dialogue, or things overheard from static NPCs.

[Dave of Canada]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the citadel.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 30 janvier 2010 - 05:45 .

[Godzilla vs Xenu]

"Hello, dead people."

[grumpymooselion]

This might be better for the spoiler section, heh.

[monshael]

it is for the spoiler section.

[AL 75th]

"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"

[Aspyred]

See, I didn't quite get the topic title quote until I started thinking about it more (I'm really slow.)



- Asari, generally female (asexual?) or female looking

- Hanar, from ME1 and seen around the Citadel as well in ME2, the pink/purple tentacle like creatures

- Shin-Akiba, sounds Japanese



OH. Much lols.

[Thumkus]

Aspyred wrote...

See, I didn't quite get the topic title quote until I started thinking about it more (I'm really slow.)

- Asari, generally female (asexual?) or female looking
- Hanar, from ME1 and seen around the Citadel as well in ME2, the pink/purple tentacle like creatures
- Shin-Akiba, sounds Japanese

OH. Much lols.

Akiba is the shortened form of Akihabara, which is a district in Tokyo famous for arcades, maid-cafes, anime, and hentai, which may or may not contain tentacles. The fact that Bioware refrenced Akiba just made the joke all the funnier.

[bobtothedole666]

a strong biotic wind

[GreenSoda]

Blasto: Enkindle This!



Tali (to her drone): Go for the optics, go for the optics !

[Aeranduil]

I loved those ones in the Citadel when you're asking for a discount.



"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the citadel!"



classic. Really made me chuckle. I also loved the entire conversation between Shepard and the reporter returning from ME1. Let's just say, the interview ended the same way in both games xD

[Ataru13]

I can't believe I forgot to mention Mordin singing his take of the Major General's Song. That had me rolling on the floor.

[vhatever]

"Ya? so now you can pretend to keep breathing"

[MassFrost]

Not so much a quote, but getting Mordin to sing is priceless.

[CannonO]

" I was just letting you finish getting dressed...or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"

OmG I was so expecting Miranda to jump at the asari and choke her.

Modifié par CannonLars, 31 janvier 2010 - 11:23 .

[Tasker]

The best one i've come across so far was when I had Garrus and Tali as my backup in the Citadel.

Went something along the lines of...

Garrus : Do you ever miss those conversations we used to have in the elevators?
Tali : No!
Garrus : You know.. The ones where I'd ask about your environment suit?
Tali : I have a shotgun you know.

Modifié par Orkboy, 31 janvier 2010 - 11:27 .

[Trylane]

"You were always ugly."

[Pyro_Monkey]

Mordin: "can't talk now, trying to determine the source of an outbreak of the scale-itch aboard the Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren, implications unsettling.."

might not be exactly what he said but it's close enough, I burst out laughing when i heard that.

Modifié par Pyro_Monkey, 31 janvier 2010 - 11:47 .

[Cheshirecat1862]

I got a good laugh out of pretty much everthing the gaming enthusiast on the Citadel says. Also, the "Bachelor Party" on Ilium.

[Fulgrim88]

Pretty much everything Mordin says (or sings, for that matter). Hard to pin it down on single quotes, though, he talks kind of much.

Oh yes, and the Bachelor Party on Illium. Same goes for the Half-Krogan-Matriarch-Bartender of that place

Modifié par Fulgrim88, 31 janvier 2010 - 11:51 .

[Eikixia]

I just wish the Shepard VI would have been something that I could have had fun with in my room....

[FlabOere]

Not exactly a quote, but boy was i dissapointed coming back to my private room in the Normandy only to find my fish floating on the surface of the tank.



"Clean out dead fish"

[androshalforc]

while i cant recall exactly what he said but mordin again



cant talk now testing a new bio weapon.

not on us of course, did not think i had to specify, joker seamed nervous

[Malcroix]

FlabOere wrote...

Not exactly a quote, but boy was i dissapointed coming back to my private room in the Normandy only to find my fish floating on the surface of the tank.

"Clean out dead fish"

If you do Kelly, she will feed your fish.

As for amusing quotes... man, there are a lot. I wish someone would post a really big list. I'm not jotting them down, so not much to contribute...

I did laugh at the scene when Shepard's drinking with Dr Chakwas... arm-flailing goodness with a bitter undertaste.

But two hardest pure-laughs for me were both on the Citadel landing pad:

The turian at the customs:

Turian: But this is a ceremonial item of my people!
Customs: Sir, it is a 15-centimeter serrated blade.
Turian: You humans are all racist!!!

He has several of those, just listen to him!

And No.1 is the Gunnery Chief lecturing his jarheads! I laughed so damn hard at that.
__________

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug, Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Aphros-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1,3 % of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is 3 times the yield that the Citybuster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means - Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a b!tch in space! Now, Serviceman Burnsight, what is Newton's first law?

Serviceman Burnsight: Sir, an object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnsight: Sir, unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal it keeps going till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets, that is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chang, we do not eyeball it! This is a weapon of mass destruction, you are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!


Serviceman Chang: Sir, yes sir!

______

Spaceballs!

Modifié par Malcroix, 01 février 2010 - 12:54 .

[Bigeyez]

I can't recall the exact quote, but the games vendor on the Citadel gives a shout out to a certain game with 11 million players. Being a WoW player I thought that was cool.