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[tetracycloide]

Man speaking to woman about possible gene therapies for a child "Hey, maybe we should ask random people on the street what they think."



"What is Newton's first law, maggot!" was a pretty damn good line too.

[Malcroix]

Bigeyez wrote...

I can't recall the exact quote, but the games vendor on the Citadel gives a shout out to a certain game with 11 million players. Being a WoW player I thought that was cool.

Also other games, like:

Vendor: "Nowadays games are all about big choices and visceral combat. I miss the old games, where your character had to eat, and it took 5 hours real time to fly somewhere".

"Long flights" were definitely a cry out to Morrowind, in my book (now that was an RPG!). Heh, until you learned flying or had money for transportation, you had to WALK places, and that game was HUGE! Awesome immersion, though.

For me, this quote was also funny because it's like comparing apples and oranges. The "Big Choices" BW's referring to are mostly dialogue fluff, the "visceral combat" ate up the RPG mechanics, and in the end ME2 is a game in a completely different genre, so comparting it to Morrowind, or other old-school RPGs, becomes pointless.
 

[Fugue766]

Turian salesman to Shepard - I would name my first born after you if you asked!

[IronVanguard]

Lots of awesomely funny quotes in this game.



Hm... That one right when you get on the Citidel, the Gunnery Chief was a good one. Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest man in Space.

[SuSuSudio]

Any time EDI said "That was a joke, Shepherd" I was already roffling



And Joker talking about joining Cerberus- "...Leeeaaaatherrrrrrr..."

[Malcroix]

I call Space Aids.

Not a quote per se, but the entire situation is hilarious imo. I mean, this guy's gonna risk death for p*ssy!

Spoilers of course, for those who don't yet know Morinth.

Space AIDS

Modifié par Malcroix, 01 février 2010 - 01:07 .

[Newguy 3I3I]

"I had reach, she had flexibility"

-Garrus

[Awwman]

Garrus: "I love savoring the last shot before popping out the thermal clip"
Shepard: ;P
Garrus: "I have a feeling that the metaphor just went down something horrible."

*Shoots probe at Uranus*. EDI: "Really, Shepard?"
*Shoots probe at Uranus again*. EDI: *Somewhat Reluctantly* "Probing Uranus..."

Modifié par Awwman, 01 février 2010 - 01:22 .

[Frraksurred]

Shepard: "Yeah, but why my armor?"



Legion: ".... no data available."

[Mikey_205]

Asari: Is indentured servitude the right career for you!



Wife: How about a fish?

Husband: How is that related to the Citadel

Wife: How about a model cruiser?

Husband: Lets just go you've ruined this whole trip



Salarian: I get why my species might find Asari attractive but why humans they look nothing like you.



Tali: Go for the Optics!



Tali: No-ones faster than Chiktika fastpaws!



Space Hamster: Squeak!!!

[Dregor Thule]

Not one reference to the Elcor Hamlet? Man, I died when I heard that.



And yeah, the conversation at the bachelor party had some unsettling possibilities to it. Just what does an Asari look like!?

[Kalihir]

Frraksurred wrote...

Shepard: "Yeah, but why my armor?"

Legion: ".... no data available."

Fugue766 wrote...

Turian salesman to Shepard - I would name my first born after you if you asked!

The convos between the turian and the asari couple.
And Garrus with his heatsink popping

ALSO no one mentioned this but when Mordin called Captian Kirahe a "bit of a cloaca" LMFAO I died of laughter.

Also when I caught Legion doing the robot

[Mister_Servo]

One of my favorites is in the Eternity bar, you find a Turian and a Quarian sitting together and the Turian obviously fancies her. They're talking about being single and the Quarian mentions something about the built in vibrator in her suit. I had to stop and listen, but they see you and tell you to go away. lol It was just so awkward and random.

[Malcroix]

Dregor Thule wrote...

And yeah, the conversation at the bachelor party had some unsettling possibilities to it. Just what does an Asari look like!?

You gotta photo her, and then you'll see what she's really like.

Or else, knock her out and she'll revert to her real form/ stop mindf*cking you.

Unless it's done automatically by hormones, in which case she'll be attractive even in death... for some time, at least.

So really the photo is the best bet.

Unfortunately, in the game we see Asari through Shepard's eyes mostly.

But we do have an Asari photo. If you romanced Liara in ME1, her pic will be in your cabin.

And she looks normal there.

Or that's what they want you to think... I mean, maybe that photo is a present from Liara... and it's already photoshopped to make her look normal...

Damn, I'm tripping.

[LadyLuminary]

The Bachelor party at the Eternity Bar was hilarious. That poor salarian

[Soruyao]

Have you ever faced an asari commando unit before? :3

[Makocalamity]

[TheSpaceKraken]

Newguy 3I3I wrote...

"I had reach, she had flexibility"
-Garrus

This, the bachelor party, the Turian and Quarian, and the Asari Barkeeper at the eternity lounge (Is that what it was called?).

Also Blasto the Hanar!

Modifié par TheSpaceKraken, 01 février 2010 - 02:16 .

[Bosnique]

Bigeyez wrote...

I can't recall the exact quote, but the games vendor on the Citadel gives a shout out to a certain game with 11 million players. Being a WoW player I thought that was cool.

Galaxy of fantasy is what it's called I think,definitely a wow reference

[docthe12th]

some of the cerberus crew have nice lines... the cook/janitor line was funny, as was walking in on engineer Donelly making a comment about Miranda when his partner is taking ship readings."I think her uniform is very official...always makes me stand at attention." Followed by a retort about him being a dog.

[Miths]

I'm not good at remembering even remotely exact quotes, but aside from the numerous examples in this thread - plus a bunch of the ads on Illium, The Citadel and Omega - I thought the conversation between the quarian girl and the turian in the bar on Illium made for a pretty funny jab at all those people who cried out for a Tali romance after the first game (which, if I recall correctly from an interview, came as quite a surprise to the devs).

Edit: Looks like I didn't notice that a couple of people already mentioned this one.

Modifié par Miths, 01 février 2010 - 02:32 .

[The Greywolf]

Claws and blades! Claws and blades! Why can't we ever ****** off a fuzzy planet?!

Still dangerous, but, hey, Bunnies!



Joker, while I had Shep checking the shutters. It was so unexpected, I just about

snorted my coffee up my nose!

[Lmaoboat]

The Space Hamster's squeak is the same one Boo made in Baldur's Gate.



Also, "Have you played Third Coil (Second Life)? Me neither, but it sure is in the news a lot!"



And then there's the extranet addicted Korgan.

[ranger614]

Jack > You.

[Scylene]

The Greywolf wrote...

Claws and blades! Claws and blades! Why can't we ever ****** off a fuzzy planet?!
Still dangerous, but, hey, Bunnies!

Joker, while I had Shep checking the shutters. It was so unexpected, I just about
snorted my coffee up my nose!

Where's that first quote from?

I also laughed out loud because I was so taken aback by what Joker was listening to..."Oops, sorry that was supposed to go straight to my earpiece."