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[The Greywolf]

When in the cockpit, Joker says random things, many of them extremely funny.

The FuzzyPlanet/Bunnies quote is one of them. The one you heard is another.

[Imortalfalcon]

"You humans are all racist!"

[Fugue766]

The whole comment Joker makes about EDI being muted and staring at him like the special kid sitting behind him in class.......Middle option when you first ask Joker about the cockpit.

[Tatooine92]

I got some!



Shepard: "What *are* fun to fight through?"

Garrus: "Gardens, electronics stores, antiques shops, but only if they're classy."



"There's no pep talk like a military pep talk."

[ww2jacob]

"If this thing starts claiming to be the 'vanguard of our destruction' then I got shotgun on the first lifeboat, okay?" (Joker about EDI)

[EnvyXx]

Mordin talking bout sex and STDs lmfao

[IronVanguard]

ww2jacob wrote...

"If this thing starts claiming to be the 'vanguard of our destruction' then I got shotgun on the first lifeboat, okay?" (Joker about EDI)

Yeah.
Loved that one, especially since that's one of my favorite quotes from the first one.

[VasQuipQuip]

EDI to Joker

"I enjoy seeing humans on their knees."

Joker looks genuinely concerned.

"That was a joke."



Really broke the tension of that moment in an awesome way.

[apollyonpt1]

u cant recall the exact quote but love one that garrus said "i had reach but she was flexible" than shepard smiles...too funny

[Drakron]

Thumkus wrote...

Akiba is the shortened form of Akihabara, which is a district in Tokyo famous for arcades, maid-cafes, anime, and hentai, which may or may not contain tentacles. The fact that Bioware refrenced Akiba just made the joke all the funnier.

Close, Its also known as Akihabara Electric Town as its also know for Electronics and Computers besides all that.

[GTCv Lysander]

The banter between EDI and Joker.
*SPOILER WARNING*






Joker: Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computeing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

EDI: Ah. I have access to the defensive systems. Thank you, Mr. Moreau. Now you must reactivate the primary drive in engineering.

Joker: Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

Joker: *shocked look*

EDI: That is a joke.

Modifié par GTCv Lysander, 01 février 2010 - 06:19 .

[UnnDunn]

GTCv Lysander wrote...

The banter between EDI and Joker.
*SPOILER WARNING*






Joker: Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computeing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

EDI: Ah. I have access to the defensive systems. Thank you, Mr. Moreau. Now you must reactivate the primary drive in engineering.

Joker: Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

Joker: *shocked look*

EDI: That is a joke.

OMG I almost died laughing when I heard that. 

[AtreiyaN7]

"I am the very model of a scientist Salarian" and the rest of the Major General song by Mordin. Oh, Rebekah (or was it Rebecca...I may have her name wrong) and Michael from ME1 were in one of the stores on the Citadel arguing about her son, who apparently survived the gene therapy. I think one of them said, "Why don't we get the opinion of someone off the street?" They were making fun of the fact that a lot of people on the forums opined that it was an awfully strange sidequest in the first game to get involved in a decision like that.

[DreVan]

"Joker, what a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing Pi 'cause he plugged in the overlord!"

[Scylene]

Joker's always funny it seems. During a certain conflict between party members:



"Take pictures!" Awesome.

[vhatever]

ME2 was pretty full of funny side conversions.



"They won't let us in. They say Krogan are dangerous"

"Ya, we should kill all of them."

[BanditGR]

I laughed IRL when I heard the crew commenting on the food, after you deliver the components to the cook.

"Hey Rupert, Seems like you put in more food and less as*."

Modifié par BanditGR, 01 février 2010 - 10:59 .

[Wolf_in_the_Meadow]

Loved all of the above, but the Blasto ref on Illuim really made my day.



As did the Biotic God. That man needs a TV show.

[VasQuipQuip]

Wolf_in_the_Meadow wrote...

Loved all of the above, but the Blasto ref on Illuim really made my day.

As did the Biotic God. That man needs a TV show.

Dude as soon as I saw the Volus with a Biotic field I just started laughing. Best thing ever.

[dragonshadow89]

Bigeyez wrote...

I can't recall the exact quote, but the games vendor on the Citadel gives a shout out to a certain game with 11 million players. Being a WoW player I thought that was cool.

"Galaxy of Fantasy" I think.

[gauntz]

One of the prisoners at the Purgatory. "I can hear them screaming. It's nice." Or something similar.

[rastakore]

"Leather...." - Joker

[ralphfromdk]

at illum in the first shopping area, where the volus want's to bling out his suit, and make it compadable with... either salarians or asari.. and make the breather system better n stuff..

all i know, he was one horny little bugger.. crepped me out so very much D:

[Knighty-boy]

Blasto: This one wonders if you are feeling fortunate.



Ha Ha the whole, blasto advert, I heard it on Illium and had to walk back through door to check Id heard it right

[daguest]

" we raced out, landed, blew up some geth, and saved the galaxy." (garrus about ilos)

The Shepard VI, with quote like "im saving the galaxy, do it by yourself" when you have an error

And also "this is my favorite store in citadel".