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[Razith]

>Garrus: "Tali, remember those talks we use to have in the elevator?"

>Tali: "No."

>G: "We talked about quarians and their life on the floatilla..."

>T: "Stop."

>G: "C'mon, Tell me about you're immune system!"

>T: "I have a shotgun."

>G: "...Maybe we'll talk later.



Tali's last quote is what makes it all the better when you hear it.





The only other time I laughed as hard as that was....



"Conrad....NO (in the tone you tell a dog who just did something bad)." *shoots Conrad in the foot*



.......I swear I'm a paragon.......really...

[Akitainu28]

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bit*h in space

[RickmanUK]

"Listen Pal, I just woke up and my Head feels like a Ripe melon.. Maybe you can tell me whats going on?"

[Count Viceroy]

There's a lot of humor in Me2. When you try to recruit mordin and he needs you to release the cure first, Shep rants out "For once when I ask someone for help I'd love for them to just say sure and come along." I also laughed hard at Joker on several occasions, doing the robot at legion was esp hilarious.

[Kohaku]

Malcroix wrote...

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug, Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Aphros-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1,3 % of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is 3 times the yield that the Citybuster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means - Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a b!tch in space! Now, Serviceman Burnsight, what is Newton's first law?

This a thousand times! I listened to it three times and cracked up each and every time.

[zacrobmer]

There is a commercial playing in Illum. It has cheesy action voice over talking about " Blasto the first Hanar Specter".

It has a revamped line from Dirty Harry, delivered in the Hanar monotone.

"The One has forgotten whether its heatsink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate".


Also the male engineer in the Normandy (can't remember his name, the Scotty analog) talking about Tali and the fact that she can not hear what he is saying due to the bucket she wears and how her suit fits "in all the right places". Tali's reply of "You know I can hear you" is also delivered well.

The back ground banter, both through adds and the random NPC standing around is classic.

Modifié par zacrobmer, 01 février 2010 - 02:47 .

[LoweGear]

Donelly and Daniels (the engineer duo) need their own full-fledged sidequest for their awesome lines, especially this one:



"All Haggis taste like ass anyway."



"Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass."

[Banikovec]

don't have a quote but the Joker's face when EDI told him she enjoys look on crawling people was perfect...

[Ataru13]

"That looks like it hurts, and my legs are meant to bend that way!" from the previously mentioned bachelor party on Illium... Honestly, I slightly tempted to transcribe the whole thing, it's that funny.

[laudable11]

Soruyao wrote...

Have you ever faced an asari commando unit before? :3

Same quote her mom used...in ME1

[Vedaz]

Shephard: Tell me a name or I will cut your balls of and sell them to a krogan

[Skemte]

Ataru13 wrote...

I can't believe I forgot to mention Mordin singing his take of the Major General's Song. That had me rolling on the floor.

  Yeah to me he seems like he was clearly mapped after Data from Star Trek.. That being said, his bit about beign careful with sexual activities with Jack being dangerous was hilarious.

[spartan117 lbg]

AL 75th wrote...

"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"

That was great lol

[Fulgrim88]

I also liked the part where Joker was doing robotic moves during a conversation with Legion

Ah...thats the one
http://www.youtube.c...es#movie_player

Modifié par Fulgrim88, 01 février 2010 - 10:37 .

[DblEdgeSword]

Orkboy wrote...

The best one i've come across so far was when I had Garrus and Tali as my backup in the Citadel.

Went something along the lines of...

Garrus : Do you ever miss those conversations we used to have in the elevators?
Tali : No!
Garrus : You know.. The ones where I'd ask about your environment suit?
Tali : I have a shotgun you know.

Haha! my favorite

[Goth Skunk]

I can't help but wonder if the whole thing about the Turian and his 15 inch serrated knife at C-Sec customs isn't a jab about similar issues with the Sikh Kirpan.

[TheSpaceKraken]

One of my favourite over heard engineer conversations, went something like this:



Donnelly: The Normandy is a she right?



Daniels: Yeah...



Donnelly: And EDI is considered a she, right?



Daniels: Yeah. Your point?



Donnelly: That makes you, Tali, Normandy, and EDI. I've got to watch myself.



Daniels: Your such a d!ck.



Donnell: See where your mind went there!?

[stevej713]

"Ever heard of Ramen? It's a delicacy back on Earth..."

[Tatooine92]

I should get back to playing so I can take notes of awesome quotes. I've got plenty up my sleeve from ME1...

[Louis deGuerre]

Bad man : You wouldn't shoot us, would you ?

Jane Shephard : I've killed people for less

Shephard sidekick : Nice to see you haven't changed.



I still wonder how I managed to finish ME1 as Paragon ???

[Darth Obvious]

 

Mister_Servo wrote...
One of my favorites is in the Eternity bar, you find a Turian and a Quarian sitting together and the Turian obviously fancies her. They're talking about being single and the Quarian mentions something about the built in vibrator in her suit. I had to stop and listen, but they see you and tell you to go away. lol It was just so awkward and random.

Yeah, he asks her if she wants to go see "Fleet and Flotilla", a story about a Turian and a Quarian who explore one another's sexuality.

Priceless.

[Kohaku]

Darth Obvious wrote...

 

Mister_Servo wrote...
One of my favorites is in the Eternity bar, you find a Turian and a Quarian sitting together and the Turian obviously fancies her. They're talking about being single and the Quarian mentions something about the built in vibrator in her suit. I had to stop and listen, but they see you and tell you to go away. lol It was just so awkward and random.

Yeah, he asks her if she wants to go see "Fleet and Flotilla", a story about a Turian and a Quarian who explore one another's sexuality.

Priceless.

I almost forgot to mention this. I stuck around for the whole thing too and I just couldn't stop laughing. That's number two on my list.

[vhatever]

Hold. the. Line.

[CrazyProphetGuy]

Shepard: So you just wander the galaxy righting wrongs?

Conrad Verner: Hey, don't say it like that! I talk to people you know? Ask them if they have big problems that only I can solve. You'd be surprised how many people are just waiting for someone to talk to them! Sometimes I poke through crates too, you know, for extra credits...

[Selvec_Darkon]

Moradin's bit about Biotic devices and a book on special postions using biotic powers, when you bring up your gonna bone Miranda.