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[KilrB]

Oh my, there are so many ...



EDI: "Probe away" in "her" female voice.



The "U R 2 small" private message.



The personalized "payday loan" add.

[Ataru13]

"Shepard, you've been dead recently, don't you deserve an Asari burial robe?"



Also, the spam e-mail from the Batarian scammer.

[Icematt12]

I can't think of any funny stuff that has not been mentioned in this thread. I do think that the game store guy had a dig at either Mass Effect 2 or Bioware with one comment. Can't recall exactly.  

Of note to me though is that with the Isaac Newton stuff, the Gunnery Sgt is talking to a character voiced by Quentin Flynn. Big fan of his work - Raiden, Banshee and Abyss in X Men Legends II and in No More Heroes. Noticed his name in the in the manual, think he also did the bartender at the club on Level 28.  

Modifié par Icematt12, 02 février 2010 - 05:41 .

[FlabOere]

There's a beverage-drink machine in the Citadel that speaks a commercial when you activate it. It has quite a lot of messages, and they become quite absurd later on.

What's better, is that the "Biotic God" is standing in front of one of these when you find him. Too much sugar i guess.

[The Angry One]

Mordin advising Shep on relations with Garrus, stating that Turian bodily fluids would be toxic to humans if ingested, therefore "don't ingest".

[Scylene]

Ah I forgot this one. After a conversation with SuZe (paraphrasing):

"Hey Shepard, no one every asks me about this s**t, so...f**k you...and thanks for asking."

Haha, it's all in the delivery.  My Shepard wasn't sure how to take that exactly but it made me smile.

Modifié par Scylene, 04 février 2010 - 01:53 .

[Evercrow]

Fist(don't remember exactly): "Sure, screw up man's life and don't even remember it. F**king galaxy saviors"



How do you people get Garrus banter about Ilos and shops and stuff? He always seems busy on the Normandy "calibrating".



Also remembered that joke about stupid orders from Samara recruitment mission.

[Chromie]

Garrus talking to shepard
"After the duel we went back to our quarters I had the reach and she had flexability"
something like that...

Edi to Joker

"I like the sight of humans on their knees"
Joker face
Edi "It's a joke"

Modifié par Ringo12, 04 février 2010 - 07:26 .

[Sidac]

Eikixia wrote...

I just wish the Shepard VI would have been something that I could have had fun with in my room....

YES! I hate that bioware didn't add this in for enjoyment

[knight5923]

I'd just heard a great one on Illium, an ad for IndentureTech, a company providing indentured servants. Their tag line is "IndentureTech: You've been a slave to your employees for too long. Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

[Walkerzz]

Joker has made me laugh the most, fun to see him with EDI.

[Emperor Muad-Dib]

volus: "I AM A BIOTIC GOD-FEAR ME!"



Shepard: "charge"



*volus proceeds to get massacred*

[alex.gen]

The scene in the Dark Star Lounge where Shepard gets hammered always makes me laugh especially the " Oh yeah, put more of the stuff in the thing where stuff gets in."
Here's the whole clip ... priceless:

Modifié par alex.gen, 05 février 2010 - 06:56 .

[Pineconeboy]

Blasto the Hanar just about killed me.

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

Eikixia wrote...
I just wish the Shepard VI would have been something that I could have had fun with in my room....

An what exactly does that mean? Something freaky I hope. 

[Chriss07]

lol

[Mendelevosa]

"Sir Isaac Newton is the meanest son-of-a-**** in space!"

[Deflagratio]

You know me Shepard, I like to savor the last moment before popping the heat sink.
...
...
...

Wait, that Metaphore whent somewhere horrible.

Garrus Vakarian. After certain "Conditions" are met.

Modifié par Deflagratio, 07 février 2010 - 11:22 .

[VironZ]

Bow before your biotic god! - Volus

[tohon]

the whole scene with the turian and quarian on ilium. especially when she mentions nerve stimulation program.

Modifié par tohon, 07 février 2010 - 11:53 .

[VironZ]

I need minimal speed increase *sshckk*

[Justin2k]

Clerk : Sir, You'll have to wait 40 minutes for the next shuttle

Turian : You made me miss the last one

Clerk : Sir, you tried to take on board a 15 inch serrated blade

Turian : You humans are all Racist



Had me laughing.

[Khayness]

Conrad, let me make this perfectly clear.

*BOOM*

This is not acceptable.

[BLY78NOR]

Blasto: "this one has forgotten wheteher its heat sink is over capacity, it wonders if the criminal scum considers it self fortunate"

Very Dirty Harry

Modifié par BLY78NOR, 07 février 2010 - 11:36 .