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#126
Bootsykk

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Garrus: "Did she just say that we don't actually have to follow suicidal orders?"
Thane: "And how often does that happen? Twice a day?"

Shepard: "This isn't a joke, you guys."


This is SRS BZNESS.

#127
Lord Shadowsong

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Malcroix wrote...

Bigeyez wrote...

I can't recall the exact quote, but the games vendor on the Citadel gives a shout out to a certain game with 11 million players. Being a WoW player I thought that was cool.


Also other games, like:

Vendor: "Nowadays games are all about big choices and visceral combat. I miss the old games, where your character had to eat, and it took 5 hours real time to fly somewhere".

"Long flights" were definitely a cry out to Morrowind, in my book (now that was an RPG!). Heh, until you learned flying or had money for transportation, you had to WALK places, and that game was HUGE! Awesome immersion, though.

For me, this quote was also funny because it's like comparing apples and oranges. The "Big Choices" BW's referring to are mostly dialogue fluff, the "visceral combat" ate up the RPG mechanics, and in the end ME2 is a game in a completely different genre, so comparting it to Morrowind, or other old-school RPGs, becomes pointless.
 


Baldur's gate has always been my old school RPG of choice.

#128
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Juneya wrote...

Garrus: "Did she just say that we don't actually have to follow suicidal orders?"
Thane: "And how often does that happen? Twice a day?"

Shepard: "This isn't a joke, you guys."


This is SRS BZNESS.


Thats the thing to get the Justicar right? I had zaeen in my party and he was something like: Jesus christ, I need to start demanding hazard pay then.

#129
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Trylane wrote...

"You were always ugly."


Yeah, I'm pretty sure Bioware did what they did to Garrus because of that bug. :D

#130
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AL 75th wrote...

"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"


whered u hear that? lol thats funny

#131
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dragonic9100 wrote...

AL 75th wrote...

"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"


whered u hear that? lol thats funny


You can use it as the intimidation option in one of the stores to get a discount... the gift shop in the citadel I think.

#132
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 Conrad Verner:

"really?"

I replayed that save like five times, made my day.

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I cannot truly say what is my favorite line. Mass Effect 2's voice acting and writing are incredibly good. The feel of the game is a lot darker than the first one's, so it seems tha Bioware included a lot of humor in the game. And as far as i can say and remember, pretty much all the humorous lines and discussions are VERY good and funny. Mordin's song, the krogan's discussion about the fish, the discussion beetween a quarian and a turian in Illium are among the best.

Galaxy of Fantasy was a funny nod towards WoW (at least very likely).

#134
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"Do it"

Protip: That Turian didn't wash his hands.

"I'm glad you saw reason."

"Take Pictures!"

"What's that saying about saving the galaxy? It's like pissing yourself in dark pants? It's a warm feeling, but nobody notices."

And just about everything EDI says right before adding apologetically (for an AI?) "That was a joke"

Modifié par Typhron, 08 février 2010 - 01:24 .


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The day after I completed my first playthrough of ME2 I was at uni, and on campus the had this message, something like "Hi this is John from Kaiser Chiefs and I like The Forum!" - it was emphasized just like Shep's remark and I totally geeked out over it.



How shameful :)

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"That makes Sir Isaac Newton THE DEADLIEST SON OF A **** IN SPACE!"

lolz @ full metal jacket on the wards

Modifié par phatpat63, 08 février 2010 - 02:20 .


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Modifié par sarahN7, 08 février 2010 - 02:35 .


#138
Fluffeh Kitteh

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Faves:

"There was a hole."

- Legion


"No [/deadpan] "
-Tali (response to garrus's elevator comment)


"This is Admiral Koris Vas'Qwib-Qwib"
-Tali


"I am a biotic god! I think things, and they happen! Fear me lesser creatures for I am biotics made flesh!"
-Niftu Cal


"...I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."
-Joker


"I...AM...WEAKLING!"
-Grunt's fortification phrase being overridden midway as he kills a foe


"This one does not have time for your solid waste excretions."
-Blasto

Modifié par Fluffeh Kitteh, 08 février 2010 - 02:55 .


#139
Taiko Roshi

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Joker: How about we uncouple the FTL drive and do a crazy Ivan.



Firefly reference FTW!!!

#140
Popcorn Avenger

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"See that? That's a bellybutton! We humans and Asari have one. You're gonna be drinking shots out of it later tonight."

"Ugh, that can't be sanitary"

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can we not just do quotes but moments? like how many of you absolutly loved it when Legion did the robot dance and made his own little sound effects while doing it. I almost died laughing.

#142
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this thread is epic . Woot .

#143
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I liked talking to Garus about full contact sparing on Turian ships.



"I had reach, she had flexibility..."

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Chriss07

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" Assuming Direct control "

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jack

" Fly , ****!!!"

Grunt

" I don't get sick"


#146
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i love the turian from gun shop

if you chosen to destroy the council he'll be racist

i like how he start

" Human" your kind are not welcome here, don't forget the door to hit you in way out "

i liked turians even more after that XD

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"Your working to hard."

#148
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Asari have cockpits.

#149
Crazy_Cat_Lady

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"take nap....destroy the universe later." - niftu cal

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Legion: There was a hole



Shepard: Sorry having trouble hearing you, getting alot of bull**** on this line.