"Man, those Asari/Hanar porn games they sell in Shin Akiba are nasty." ME 2 funny quote thread
#126
Posté 07 février 2010 - 11:39
Thane: "And how often does that happen? Twice a day?"
Shepard: "This isn't a joke, you guys."
This is SRS BZNESS.
#127
Posté 07 février 2010 - 11:44
Malcroix wrote...
Bigeyez wrote...
I can't recall the exact quote, but the games vendor on the Citadel gives a shout out to a certain game with 11 million players. Being a WoW player I thought that was cool.
Also other games, like:
Vendor: "Nowadays games are all about big choices and visceral combat. I miss the old games, where your character had to eat, and it took 5 hours real time to fly somewhere".
"Long flights" were definitely a cry out to Morrowind, in my book (now that was an RPG!). Heh, until you learned flying or had money for transportation, you had to WALK places, and that game was HUGE! Awesome immersion, though.
For me, this quote was also funny because it's like comparing apples and oranges. The "Big Choices" BW's referring to are mostly dialogue fluff, the "visceral combat" ate up the RPG mechanics, and in the end ME2 is a game in a completely different genre, so comparting it to Morrowind, or other old-school RPGs, becomes pointless.
Baldur's gate has always been my old school RPG of choice.
#128
Posté 07 février 2010 - 11:45
Juneya wrote...
Garrus: "Did she just say that we don't actually have to follow suicidal orders?"
Thane: "And how often does that happen? Twice a day?"
Shepard: "This isn't a joke, you guys."
This is SRS BZNESS.
Thats the thing to get the Justicar right? I had zaeen in my party and he was something like: Jesus christ, I need to start demanding hazard pay then.
#129
Posté 07 février 2010 - 11:47
Trylane wrote...
"You were always ugly."
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Bioware did what they did to Garrus because of that bug.
#130
Posté 07 février 2010 - 11:50
AL 75th wrote...
"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"
whered u hear that? lol thats funny
#131
Posté 08 février 2010 - 12:28
dragonic9100 wrote...
AL 75th wrote...
"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"
whered u hear that? lol thats funny
You can use it as the intimidation option in one of the stores to get a discount... the gift shop in the citadel I think.
#132
Posté 08 février 2010 - 12:54
"really?"
I replayed that save like five times, made my day.
#133
Posté 08 février 2010 - 12:59
Galaxy of Fantasy was a funny nod towards WoW (at least very likely).
#134
Posté 08 février 2010 - 01:01
Protip: That Turian didn't wash his hands.
"I'm glad you saw reason."
"Take Pictures!"
"What's that saying about saving the galaxy? It's like pissing yourself in dark pants? It's a warm feeling, but nobody notices."
And just about everything EDI says right before adding apologetically (for an AI?) "That was a joke"
Modifié par Typhron, 08 février 2010 - 01:24 .
#135
Posté 08 février 2010 - 01:35
How shameful
#136
Posté 08 février 2010 - 02:20
lolz @ full metal jacket on the wards
Modifié par phatpat63, 08 février 2010 - 02:20 .
#137
Posté 08 février 2010 - 02:34
Modifié par sarahN7, 08 février 2010 - 02:35 .
#138
Posté 08 février 2010 - 02:53
"There was a hole."
- Legion
"No [/deadpan] "
-Tali (response to garrus's elevator comment)
"This is Admiral Koris Vas'Qwib-Qwib"
-Tali
"I am a biotic god! I think things, and they happen! Fear me lesser creatures for I am biotics made flesh!"
-Niftu Cal
"...I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."
-Joker
"I...AM...WEAKLING!"
-Grunt's fortification phrase being overridden midway as he kills a foe
"This one does not have time for your solid waste excretions."
-Blasto
Modifié par Fluffeh Kitteh, 08 février 2010 - 02:55 .
#139
Posté 08 février 2010 - 06:57
Firefly reference FTW!!!
#140
Posté 08 février 2010 - 07:01
"Ugh, that can't be sanitary"
#141
Posté 08 février 2010 - 01:41
#142
Posté 08 février 2010 - 06:51
#143
Posté 08 février 2010 - 08:18
"I had reach, she had flexibility..."
#144
Posté 09 février 2010 - 08:28
#145
Guest_makalathbonagin_*
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 08:36
Guest_makalathbonagin_*
" Fly , ****!!!"
Grunt
" I don't get sick"
#146
Guest_makalathbonagin_*
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 08:41
Guest_makalathbonagin_*
if you chosen to destroy the council he'll be racist
i like how he start
" Human" your kind are not welcome here, don't forget the door to hit you in way out "
i liked turians even more after that XD
#147
Guest_Wolfdemon6666_*
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 08:42
Guest_Wolfdemon6666_*
#148
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 09:05
#149
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 09:09
#150
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 09:14
Shepard: Sorry having trouble hearing you, getting alot of bull**** on this line.





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