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[Razor124]

All responsible adult Quarians have vibrators built into their bio-suits!!!



I forget the exact quote, but I laughed so hard!



-From the Fem-Quarian talking to the Turian in the bar on Ilium...

[JRCHOharry]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Asari have cockpits.

Oh wait no they don't^_^

"Nobody said you can talk, Jackass!" *boot to the face*

[insochris]

CannonLars wrote...

" I was just letting you finish getting dressed...or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"

OmG I was so expecting Miranda to jump at the asari and choke her.

better when you bring Jack:

"I like her. Are we still recruiting?"

Purgatory Warden: "Bounty Hunters are unreliable."
Zaeed: "You're just not hiring the right ones!"

Eclipse Merc: "I've got nothing more to say to you..."
*Renegade Interrupt! Shepard shoves Merc out the window*
Shepard: "How about 'goodbye'?"

Miranda: "Niket, I'm going to miss you." *shoots him*
*pause*
"Figuratively speaking.*

Garm: "He needs to learn from his own kind, to do things like this..."
*shoots the head off the Vorcha standing beside him*
Grunt: "Shepard does that and MORE!"

Wrex: "Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system!"
Shepard: "Yeah, humans don't have that."

Thane (after using charm/intimidate during interrogation on personal mission): "That may go down in history as the shortest interrogation of all time."

[Sickpetey]

Juneya wrote...

Garrus: "Did she just say that we don't actually have to follow suicidal orders?"
Thane: "And how often does that happen? Twice a day?"

Shepard: "This isn't a joke, you guys."


This is SRS BZNESS.

Where do you get that? I heard most of quotes here but cant remember that one XD

[Ieldra]

Sickpetey wrote...

Juneya wrote...

Garrus: "Did she just say that we don't actually have to follow suicidal orders?"
Thane: "And how often does that happen? Twice a day?"

Shepard: "This isn't a joke, you guys."


This is SRS BZNESS.

Where do you get that? I heard most of quotes here but cant remember that one XD

Samara's recruitment mission. The asari police officer tells you she has been ordered to detain Samara, and you can ask her why she doesn't refuse that order. The quoted dialogue follows.

[S-A128]

Does nobody notice the hanar blasto twins when you go to the citadel. look on your right when you arrive

[Finnish Dragon]

Conrad Verner telling his story to Shepard at Illium while Matriarch Aethyta listens and facepalms her face. That proves that one gesture can tell more than 1000 words.

Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlf9DuJ8M0I (about 2:30)

Another one is Shepard saying "How about goodbye!" to an uncooperative merc while throwing that merc from a skyscraper.

Modifié par Finnish Dragon, 24 octobre 2010 - 04:30 .

[azerSheppard]

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Modifié par azerSheppard, 24 octobre 2010 - 05:03 .

[azerSheppard]

azerSheppard wrote...

"Ah yes, reapers"

Seriously this became a legend xd

Also like one of Jokers:
*woman moaning in pleasure:wub:*
"Sorry, that was supposed to go directly into my headphone"

[Wolfknight581]

azerSheppard wrote...

azerSheppard wrote...

"Ah yes, reapers"

Seriously this became a legend xd

Also like one of Jokers:
*woman moaning in pleasure:wub:*
"Sorry, that was supposed to go directly into my headphone"

You know the sound effect for that is just the recycled scream of a woman getting thrown by biotics? Implications unpleasant.

[Harbringer 2.0]

If you have Grunt on your team while recruiting Jack, when you release her and she starts wrecking havoc he says:
"*manical laughter* C'mon I don't want to miss this."
And in the beginning;"I want to see how long she can take it."

Pretty fun to me. Don't remember it that good, long time since I did it.

Oh yeah I got this other one to.
EDI and Joker is arguing, about how Joker grease down EDI's camera. It ends like this anyway:
Joker: "She just don't like that her photo's of me looks like a dream sequence."
Something like that.

Modifié par Harbringer 2.0, 14 mars 2011 - 07:56 .

[Homebound]

I remember I once caught Joker watching porn on the normandy's helm. There was no video or anything except for this sound effect of a woman's intense laboured breathing.

[SkullTang]

"joker"
Hey bunnies

[JPanzerj]

"I like the sight of Humans on their knees.!
Actually rather scary when you first hear it but it becomes hilarious in hindsight.

[Rekkampum]

Bigeyez wrote...

I can't recall the exact quote, but the games vendor on the Citadel gives a shout out to a certain game with 11 million players. Being a WoW player I thought that was cool.

Galaxy of Fantasy

[Asch Lavigne]

My personal favorite is the one ad on the Citadel that quotes Hamlet being done by the Elcoor. "Genuine Inquiry. To be or not to be, that is the question."

Joker: "Did you used to bring stray kittens back home when you were little? Cause we needed a mega Krogan, so thanks."

Joker: "Hey Commander, it's Garrus!" And then he says something about wondering if he still has that stick up his butt.

Joker: "Ah that Joker, what a tool he was. Now I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

"I am like a great biotic wind, and I will cut down all like a.... great biotic wind." Or something along those lines. I loved that little guy.

Modifié par Asch Lavigne, 16 mars 2011 - 07:05 .

[etonesmith1]

during Overlord, as the dish collapses,
Shep: you've gotta be kidding me!

[KhaysunDei]

"Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a *****!"
And the letter that the krogan shaman sends you about pissing on your grave got me ROFL.

[Harbringer 2.0]

I just played through Mordin's loyalty mission, after you completed it you can go and talk to him about it and the genophage. If you "push the right buttons" he will say:
-Have killed many, Shepard. Gunfire, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment. But not with medecine.-

Pretty funny. And like all Salarians he talks at the speed of sound, making it just flow past 'ya.

[Labrev]

*Grunt charging*
I.... AM....
*Husk killed*
worthless!

[AVPen]

Asch Lavigne wrote...

Joker: "Hey Commander, it's Garrus!" And then he says something about wondering if he still has that stick up his butt.

Nearly spit out my drink when I first heard that one. 
"Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, cause he was totally my favorite... with that pole up his @ss."

As for my personal favorites that haven't been already mentioned yet:

Mordin: "Bit of a cloaca, though. Loved his speeches, 'Hold the line!' Personally prefer to get job done and go home."

Tali: "Commander Shepard, this is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Quib Quib. *whispers, Do not ask about the name"
Shepard: "You have a ship named Quib Quib?"
Tali: "Oh, here we go..."

C-Sec Officer: "I need you to stop and take a deep breath."
Volus: "You're mocking *wheeze* me *wheeze* Earth-clan!"

Turian quarantine guard: "First it starts off as a cough, then you're coughing blood and... well... then I shoot you."

Bailey: "Data running... selling illegal VIs... actually, he was selling one of you."
Shepard: "Me?"
Bailey: "Yeah. When you erased a file, it would say 'I delete data like you on the way to real errors'."
Tali: *jokingly, "That's pretty extreme, Shepard."
Shepard: "Laugh it up, Tali."
Bailey: "Buggy, though... it crashed every half hour, the error message was about how 'the galaxy was at stake and you should fix the problem yourself'."

Matriach Aethyta: "Ha! Kick him in the quad! Sorry... my father was a krogan."

Mouse: "Yeah, I can get you that case for.... oh sh*t, Krios! I thought you retired. Commander Shepard? I thought you died!"
Thane: "Be still, Mouse. You can change your pants in a moment."

Asari with the krogan boyfriend: "It's not like dating a human, where you just stick it out for a century till they die... uh, no offense."

Shepard: "Not surprising, a lot of women like bad boys."
Kelly: "That is a dirty stereotype! In my case, it happens to be true, but still!"

[DxWill10]

Hamlet with an all elcor cast. an unforgettable 14 hour experience

[Harbringer 2.0]

I found a pretty funny dialogue. Its between thoose two engineers on the Normandy. Daniel(I think its her name) and Kenneth are discusing Jack.
"Did you hear we have a crazy girl downstairs?"
"I swear that if she touches anything I kill her!"
"And she is only coverd in tatoos from the waist and up."
"Well, I think I can go down there and talk to her."
"And she is a super biotic that can kill you in a blink of an eye, and hates Cerberus."
"Dammit, stop toying with me like that!"

[Geth 013]

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