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[Superium]

So basically this is how the game works. Player A posts a wish then Player B corrupts it. Like so:

Icecreamdude: I wish I had a motorcycle.

Captainbob: Granted except it gets towed. I wish I could fly.

And so on! Let the corrupting begin!

I wish I had a bag of cheese popcorn.

[Ciller]

Granted, unfortunately there was an error at the packaging facility and you ate arsenic instead.



I wish I could live forever.

[Crimson Invictus]

You can, sadly your body continues to age until you end up as an everlasting wrinkly bag.



I wish it would snow.

[Superium]

Granted except global warming happens and it melts on the same day.

I wish I could walk on water.

[SardaukarElite]

Granted, but so can the sharks.



I wish I owned a tropical island.

[Seruka]

Granted except you are now hydrophobic.

I wish my dog wasn't so hyper.

edit: Gah, you beat me to it....so now you own a small volcano with one palm tree.

Modifié par Seruka, 15 octobre 2009 - 03:32 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it's run over by a bus.

Erm... ah, I wish a friend request.

[Alikes]

granted but it's a mod and he dropped the ban hammer.



I wish I had Jello

[Belinze]

Granted, but your account gets deleted.



I wish I had my Dragon Age game now :-)

[Quixal]

granted but it turns out there isn't always room for jello. Your stomach ruptures.



I wish nothing could go wrong with my wish.

[Belinze]

Granted but it is tainted and you get lead instead

[MichaelSykes78]

Granted. But it is a pirated version and your PC gets infected with tons of virus.



i wish i could correct my past.

[Superium]

Granted except you get hit by a bus and have no future.

I wish that they would come out with a South Park video game for PS3.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted - but it really sucks.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

[Stormherald]

Granted but you can't control them very well and break your computer and all your consoles so you can't play DA:O *is teh true ebil*

I wish it was November 5th

Modifié par Stormherald, 15 octobre 2009 - 04:04 .

[Alikes]

granted but it's november 5th 2008 you somehow slept time backwards



I wish I would win Mcdonalds Monopoly.

[Superium]

Granted but you only get $5.

I wish I could talk like Bruce Campbell.

Modifié par Superium, 15 octobre 2009 - 04:07 .

[Jandor1]

granted but no-one can hear you.



I wish I could cast spells.

[Stormherald]

Granted but now you're deaf so you can't hear yourself talk and slowly lose your grasp of pronouncing words.



I wish I had a new car

[Stormherald]

Jandor1 wrote...

granted but no-one can hear you.

I wish I could cast spells.

Damn, you beat me to it.

Granted but you can only cast Light from your nose, like rudolf.

I wish I was faster XD

Modifié par Stormherald, 15 octobre 2009 - 04:13 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Stormherald wrote...

I wish I had a new car

Granted, but it has extremely high maintenance cost and high fuel consumption.

Stormherald wrote...

I wish I was faster XD

Granted, but everything becomes very boring because of being too slow for you.

I wish I had smileys that express exactly what I want them to express.

[Sheryl Chee]

It gets really cold, and you get yourself a steaming cup of hot cocoa, which cools and freezes over in 1.5 seconds. And then you break your teeth on the frozen marshmallows.



I wish I could travel by bubble.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it is very, very slow.



I wish I would need no sleep.

[MentalCha0s]

Granted but you become very bored and kill your self.

I wish I was a super genius 

Modifié par MentalCha0s, 15 octobre 2009 - 04:57 .