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[Kilsot]

Granted, but it is Pestilence Pony which gives you a disease.



I wish I could go trick-or-treating instead of manning the door that no kids will come to. (I eat all the candy and become a ****** for a day)

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but no matter how many doors ya go to, noone gives you any candy & keeps lying to you that they are out of candy to give, because you're unpopular.

I wish for a double bladed 2H axe that does extra lightning damage!

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 18 octobre 2009 - 11:56 .

[EvilEdison]

Granted, unfortunately the lightning damage is applied to YOU!! Every time you hit someone you get a lightning bolt in the keister!



I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Instead, you get seriously hurt & go to the hospital.

I wish I could give my female elf mage a red colored version of the hair the female elf mage poster girl for the Mage Origin has.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 19 octobre 2009 - 12:22 .

[EvilEdison]

Uh, sure. No problem. Granted. Oh yeah, and now she has a red beard that grows back every time she tries to shave it off!



I wish I could make myself stop playing this game!

[Kilsot]

Granted, but a gremlin in your computer continues to play under your name.



I wish I had a new comfy office chair to play DA:O in.

[Giant Panther]

Granted, but it has a catch, it is so comfy no matter how exciting what you are doing on the computer is you always fall asleep 5 minutes after you sit in it



I wish I had infinite Cheez-its

[EvilEdison]

Granted, but you eat so many your butt inflates and you can't leave the house!

I wish my wife would come back from her vacation.

(posted by gremlin)

Modifié par EvilEdison, 19 octobre 2009 - 12:43 .

[Jassper]

Granted, but she stops at my place first



I wish I could turn invisable

[Superium]

Granted except since nobody can see you you get hit by a semi and die.

I wish I got internet for my PS3.

[LadyKarrakaz]

Granted, but your internet you lag so much that you get a slideshow

I wish I can fly

Modifié par Purple Lady, 19 octobre 2009 - 01:20 .

[EvilEdison]

Poof! You're a mosquito. Mosquito, meet windshield!



I wish I could be the crap out of Mike Tyson

[SpankyV]

EvilEdison wrote...

Poof! You're a mosquito. Mosquito, meet windshield!

I wish I could be the crap out of Mike Tyson

Granted! But the crap literaly comes out of him.

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee could.

[EvilEdison]

Granted. And as you're walking across the street to beat the tar out of Mike Tyson, he pulls a gun and shoots you.



I wish I had a robot who would do all my work for me while I sat around playing video games.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the first job it tries to do is dishwashing by hand, short circuits, & breaks down. Now ya got your work to do, & cleaning up your broken robot!



I wish for a Leliana in a bikini wallpaper!

[EvilEdison]

Granted, but you get so excited when you see it, you jump your monitor and break it!



I wish my kitchen sink had an extra faucet that dispensed beer!

[Kilsot]

Granted, but its Busch. And not from a tap.... not like anyone would put that on a tap....



I wish I knew how to cook.

[Jassper]

Granted, but all you learn is Liver and Onions



I wish we all could come up with better responses than "..... and you die!"

[EvilEdison]

Granted. And then we all die.



I wish I owned an aircraft carrier

[Dr. Explosion]

Granted, but the U.S. navy torpedoes it when you you take it on it's maiden voyage



i wish i had a pet dragon

[BelgusTradis]

Granted, but you have no idea how to use it.



I wish you don't know what I wish.

[Kilsot]

Granted, but neither do you.



I wish Conall's pet dragon would eat my neighbor.



P.S. I love liver and onions

[Jonp382]

Granted, but it leaves the remains in the form of a turd under your blankets.



I wish I had a steak.

[Sword For Hire]

Granted, but i poured A1 sauce on it and devoured it.

I wish for your wishes to be flawed

Modifié par Sword For Hire, 19 octobre 2009 - 05:50 .

[Kilsot]

Edited out due to ninja posters.(Granted, but its still alive.)

Granted, but all wishes made in the past are also flawed, including yours. This makes all the wishes actually not flawed and the world explodes due to the paradox.

I wish some one would write my paper for me.

Modifié par Kilsot, 19 octobre 2009 - 05:51 .