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[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but since nobody understood your wish it takes no effect in the real world



I wish for a igloo

[Mad Method]

You have an igloo, but global warming is realer than you'd like. The igloo melts on you, you contract hypothermia, and die of the cold. Because of global warming.

EDIT: Dammit, Eli-da-mage beat me to it.

You're no longer more powerful than Woo, and Chuck Norris beats the living daylights out of you for it. Because Chuck Norris does not abide a man who does not abide by his own manliness.

I wish people would be subtler when posting for points on the Bioware Bazaar.

Modifié par Mad Method, 01 avril 2010 - 09:40 .

[RadiantRevan]

Granted, however, your sig counteracted my powers and now people won't even try to hide their attempts to farm for tokens.



I wish I had a lot more tokens!

[Zack56]

Granted but they are useless.



I wish for more 7up.

[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but all the prizes are won by everybody else

I got nija'ed. You have more 7up but a drought dissolves your drink.

I wish for a Alienware

Modifié par GreedIsNoException, 01 avril 2010 - 10:20 .

[Sloth Of Doom]

Granted but it is flat and has dirt floating in it.

I wish for more wishes.

Edit: gah, ninjad!

Uh....granted but the PSU catches on fire and burns the whole system.

I still wish for more wishes.

Modifié par Sloth Of Doom, 01 avril 2010 - 10:22 .

[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but people forget what to wish for. Meaning we receive pattern as they collect their thoughts, anyways.



I wish for a hidden dagger up my sleeve

[Starke9]

Granted but its made of fish.



I wish for nothing.

[Vaylise]

Granted, but now everything you own is taken away.



I wish dinner was ready.

[RadiantRevan]

Granted, but you didn't notice until the smoke detector went off.



I wish for real lightsaber.

[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but since you have no force powers it turns renegade and abandons you



I wish for pizza

[UnkindSoldier]

Granted but the cheese is moldy and the tomato sauce tastes rotten.



I wish for a new high definition TV

[Starke9]

Granted but its only 1 inch by 1 inch.



I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[RadiantRevan]

Granted, however to insure it's incorruptibility it can never be used.



I wish for a never ending source of caffeine at my desk.

[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but no cup can support it and it's hot. It floods the world until explodes our planet creating a series of universal, galactical events that restart life excluding you.

I wish for the knowledge if my tokens are usable in the event... 'cause I got no idea.

I wish to be able to eat the pizza.

Modifié par GreedIsNoException, 02 avril 2010 - 02:19 .

[Nizzemancer]

GreedIsNoException wrote...

Granted but no cup can support it and it's hot. It floods the world until explodes our planet creating a series of universal, galactical events that restart life excluding you.

I wish for the knowledge if my tokens are usable in the event... 'cause I got no idea.

wut?

[GreedIsNoException]

If Puerto Rico has the Bazaar thing... or better yet I might as well change that wish right?

[Tyrax Lightning]

GreedIsNoException wrote...

Granted but no cup can support it and it's hot. It floods the world until explodes our planet creating a series of universal, galactical events that restart life excluding you.

I wish for the knowledge if my tokens are usable in the event... 'cause I got no idea.

I wish to be able to eat the pizza.

Granted, you're able to eat the Pizza despite the hideous taste of the moldy cheese & rotten tasting tomato sauce, then you develop severe food poisoning & have to be hospitalized. You barely pull through only to become the new Media Face for every news network on the planet about the terrible problem of American obesity & how outta control it's getting. You never wanna show your face in public again.

I wish this Thread gets to 200 Pages without any assistance from Spam &/or Trolling.

[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but it won't be assistance... it'll BE purely spamming and trolling



PS - I don't know about that... I mean you make it sound like if I were fat when I'm all skin and bones...



I wish for someone to spam ... NOW!

[Nizzemancer]

Granted. But the mods take note of your enticement to spamming and ban you for it.



I wish for a paper tissue.

[Starke9]

Granted but you receive 800 billion pounds of if and are buried forever in a pillowy tomb.



I wish to not be sick anymore.

[Vaylise]

Granted but now you are put into a lab to figure out your new unique physiology.



I wish I could fly.

[marbatico]

granted but someone thinks your a goos and shoots you.



i wish it would rain french fries.