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Corrupt-A-Wish

Débuté par Superium , oct. 15 2009 03:12

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#2651
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:45

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Granted, but for insulting the Volus randumbie kills you.



I wish i was the single most powerful being existing

#2652
marbatico
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:47

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granted but not knowing your new powers you accidentally blow earth up.

now make it rain french fries.

Modifié par marbatico, 02 avril 2010 - 08:48 .

#2653
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:49

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Granted but i just blew up the earth and all those chips in the process



I wish i was reincarnated

#2654
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:51

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Granted, but I'll kill you again. En garde!



I wish my cat would dance a hornpipe...

#2655
RadiantRevan
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:51

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Granted, but now everyone fears you and all the major world governments work together to build a super weapon that destroys you.

Oops! Ninjas got me!

Granted, but now the cat leaves you to work on broadway.

I wish the people who discontinued my favorite makeup would change their minds and bring it back.

Modifié par RadiantRevan, 02 avril 2010 - 08:55 .

#2656
marbatico
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:51

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can grant that, you didnt blow yourself up.



i wish the world is being repaired.

#2657
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:52

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Granted but it slips a breaks its neck causing instant death



I wish your cat was now my undead evil accomplice!

#2658
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:56

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Granted, but he'll fart all the time until your nose falls of.



I wish my goldfish were a mercenary...

#2659
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 08:57

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Granted but he dies in action



I wish he was my accomplice now and couldnt fart and killed your stupid undead cat!

#2660
Vaylise
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 09:14

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Granted, but now he decides he wants to be in charge and gets rid of you.



I wish Superman really WAS in Mass Effect.

#2661
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 09:18

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Granted but he saw Shepard drinking through the visor and died of laughter. The only thing besides kryptonite that can damage him.



I wish for a promotion in the groups i have joined!

#2662
RadiantRevan
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 09:27

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Granted, but shortly after all the groups disband.



I wish for a new 360 controller.

#2663
Starke9
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 10:11

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Granted but your xBox 360 got the red ring of death as soon as you plugged it in.



I wish is was 5:00pm already

#2664
GreedIsNoException
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 10:22

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Granted but time accelaration stops at 5pm... Eastern Time 2093



I wish for pizza that wasn't moldy

#2665
Starke9
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 10:24

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Granted but instead its rock hard stale.



I wish to live forever.

#2666
Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 10:57

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Granted but you are comatose the entire time



I wish for that laptop in the Bioware Bazaar

#2667
GreedIsNoException
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 11:17

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Granted but it's the most defected laptop that exists... giving the first computers a run for their money



I wish for my Mass Effect 2 to be given back to me!!! Ive been waiting for 25 days already!!!

#2668
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 11:30

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Granted, it's given back to you, but your Account is gone forever...



I wish for a wish that grants a wish.

#2669
Starke9
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 11:31

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Granted but it only grants my wish.



I wish to discover alien life.

#2670
GreedIsNoException
Posté 02 avril 2010 - 11:44

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Granted but they are very violent and the only way to survive is to let them butt rape you.



I wish for an asari commando bodyguard

#2671
TheUglyWs
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:15

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Granted, but she's dead.



I wish that this wish will come true in the next 10 seconds.

#2672
Vaylise
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:41

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Granted, but it only lasts for less then a second.

I wish I could go to the beach.

Modifié par Vaylise, 03 avril 2010 - 02:41 .

#2673
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 03:02

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Granted, you go to the beach but are very upset to find it VERY polluted.



I wish People would quit polluting.

#2674
GreedIsNoException
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 12:19

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Granted but now dogs are polluting



I wish for a black market to call my own

#2675
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 12:20

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Granted but it snows and turns white



I wish for an uncorruptable wish!
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