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Débuté par Superium , oct. 15 2009 03:12

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#2676
Kurt M.
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 12:24

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Granted, but you get lazy and conformist from having it, and you spend the rest of your days as a TV-addicted drunkard in your sofa.



I wish everyone in Earth suddenly dies.

#2677
GreedIsNoException
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 12:25

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Granted but they all revive in the next ten seconds and blame you for all their traumas, thus burn you alive ... hm... BBQ



I wish for a Gladiator1

#2678
Kurt M.
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 12:28

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Granted, but later him and Gladiador2 slays you with a rusty sword.



I wish everyone in Earth suddenly dies. Again. And with 0% chances of any type of revival/resurrection/zombification/etc.

#2679
GreedIsNoException
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 12:41

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Granted but humans evolve from chickens this time and rebuild a world without Gladiator1 and Gladiator2



I wish for some more ME pictures, I'm running out for motivators!

#2680
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 01:50

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Granted, you get all the ME (Middle Earth) pics ya want. They're all Orc pics.



I wish for a corrupted Wish for the next Poster.

#2681
Kurt M.
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 05:17

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Granted, but his corrupted wish is for you to get incinerated. And (as it is a corrupted wish), a helpless nun gets incinerated, too.



I wish for a nun like the one above :D

#2682
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Posté 04 avril 2010 - 10:17

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Granted, but you get crushed under a giant holy cross that comes falling down from the sky. God clearly disagrees with you.



I wish the sky would turn purple and the grass became orange (and that the latter tasted like lemonade)

#2683
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Posté 04 avril 2010 - 11:13

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granted but it occurs a long time in the future, in a land far far away...



I wish I was a jedi!

#2684
RadiantRevan
Posté 04 avril 2010 - 11:26

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Granted but it happens while Daala is running things and she has you frozen in carbonite.

I wish I could get poor Zevran's chastity belt off. (I thought it was funny until I couldn't get the key to work. :()

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#2685
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 01:47

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Granted, you get his Chastity Belt off by paying a Locksmith to get it off. Zevran is so humiliated by the experience that he never digs ya ever again.



I wish for a 1920 x 1200 HD Leliana Wallpaper.

#2686
Kurt M.
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 08:47

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Granted, but she's dressed with a Chantry robe, and she appears praying in a chapel, thus only seeing her back.



I wish for an incorruptible and infinite chocolate ice-cream.

#2687
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Posté 05 avril 2010 - 08:54

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Granted, but you get brain freeze from eating to much and your head explodes.



I wish to be able to jump to China

#2688
Kurt M.
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 09:26

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Granted, but then the Comunists put you in chains and toss you into a Cold War-style jail.



I wish for everybody in Earth to smoke weed and be drug-happy all together.

#2689
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Posté 05 avril 2010 - 09:28

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Granted but eventually supplies of weed run low and wars start to gain the last amounts accessible.



I wish i could survive anything!

#2690
kochujang
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 09:36

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Granted, the earth is hit by a super-nova and you drift all alone in empty space.



I wish for a SC2-beta key

#2691
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Posté 05 avril 2010 - 10:03

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Granted but then the supernova hits and it is destroyed



I wish the next person to post will have a happy life :P

#2692
GreedIsNoException
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 10:41

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Granted but it means you die



I wish for a... WHOA **** MAN THAT GLITCH, THE NUKE IN MW2 LASTS 2 MINS TO BLOW! I WANNA DO IT!

#2693
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Posté 05 avril 2010 - 10:52

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Granted but in the process a real nuke is launched at you



I wish the person who posts next joins the worst possible group they can find

#2694
Vaylise
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 01:18

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Granted, but you join the same group.



I wish my cat would come when I call.

#2695
Dragoon001
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 01:23

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Granted, your rabid cat will answer the call.



I wish it would finally stop raining here.

#2696
Kurt M.
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 01:48

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Granted, but now it's starting to hail instead.



I wish nothing.

#2697
MidnightGuardian
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 03:23

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Granted but then you get really really bored and wish you had wished for something.
 
I wish I had telekinesis

#2698
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 03:35

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Granted, but your Telekinesis is faulty & only moves objects that are bad for you, & will only move them closer to you or at you.



I wish Jay Leno's head joined the Presidential Heads on Mount Rushmore.

#2699
Kurt M.
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 05:27

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Granted, but then they all get scared, legs are born from under them, and begin running towards your house to complain about that wish, effectively destroying your house and yourself in the process.



I wish (I mean, I REALLY wish) an endless supply of Ikea's Saft Lingon. I swear I love it! ^^

#2700
Vaylise
Posté 05 avril 2010 - 05:49

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Granted, however, all of the bottles are long past the expiration dates printed on them.



I wish I had a new coat.
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