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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you can now control George Bush's mind, but for only 1 second, then never again. He's not too happy about you controlling his mind for any period of time & tirelessly hunts you down to make you... disappear...

I wish for this Wish to not get Granted.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 05 avril 2010 - 05:57 .

[Starke9]

Granted. It will never be granted and thus causes a divide by zero error that sucks you into an endless loop of granting non-grantable wishs.



I wish a small chance at actually winning something in the auction.

[Kurt M.]

Granted, but at the next milisecond someone throws you a cube of cold water.



I wish I could be my char and live in Ferelden.

[Starke9]

Granted but instantly slayed and die a horribly painful death.



I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish.

[Vaylise]

Granted, but the person after does.



I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Kurt M.]

Granted, but you get AIDS instead.



I wish an Earl Grey with milk and a spoon of sugar.

[Momochi1824]

Granted, but it's also mixed with a lethal dose of salt.



I wish I knew who the shadow broker was.

[NonHuman1136]

I'll grant it, but if I tell you I'll have to kill you.



I wish I could dance.

[Starke9]

Granted but your paralyzed the next day.



I wish the universe was smaller.

[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but it makes everything salty for a strange unexplainable reason



I wish for Mortal Dancing!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get Mortal (Combat) Dancing! You're not trained for it beforehand before going up against trained, professional opponents.



I wish to hear some Phoenix Song.

[Vaylise]

Granted, but you go deaf after.



I wish for the auction bid numbers to go down.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, they go down after there are no more prizes left. (Mind ya, I know how ya feel.)



I wish cheating went extinct.

[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but now it's under the name "Tyraxing"



I wish for muffin of doooooooom doom doom *echo*

[ChaosBahamut]

GreedIsNoException wrote...

Granted but now it's under the name "Tyraxing"

I wish for muffin of doooooooom doom doom *echo*

Granted, but since the muffin attracts Seeker Swarms it's a muffin of YOUR doom.


I wish I could never get an illness of any kind again.

[Kurt M.]

Granted, but you get one last one just before that wish is accomplished. And it's a deadly one.



I wish Kasumi DLC finishes downloading RIGHT NOW.

[Starke9]

Granted, but as soon as it finishes your computer monitor burns out.



I wish more loved dogs like me.

[Vaylise]

Granted, but now there aren't enough dogs for everyone to have one!



I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, your need for sleep is now substituted for an insatiable hunger for non-flavored Tofu.



I wish for a thrice-corrupted wish involving technology.

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but the computer handling your request was infected with a virus while processing your wish. The virus infected the algorithm assigned to thrice-corrupting said wish thus changing the final answer to the formula from 42.3067836 to "www.bringvictory.com". That being said, your request has been Rick Rolled. Please call back between the hours of 10 and 5 during any business day. goodbye.

I wish I were famous.

Modifié par NonHuman1136, 07 avril 2010 - 11:06 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you're now famous for being the world's poorest bum. & ya lose all of your wealth & assets to make your bum status legitimate.



I wish I had any skill at Gimp & Paint.NET.

[Vaylise]

Granted, but now your computer dies.



I wish I had some ice cream.