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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, Enjoy your bucket of 5 week old moldy Ice Cream, Tofu Flavor!



I wish for Dairy Queen to keep serving their Pumpkin Milkshakes year round instead of serving it only around Halloween.

[Whist Darkblade]

Granted, but little do you know those Pumpkin Milkshakes use the frozen crop rotting in the south from last year.



I wish i could win a Bazaar auction

[jnickd]

Granted. But your prize gets lost in the mail



I wish I had all A's in all of my classes

[Vaylise]

Granted, but then the school computer gets hacked and everyone's grade are lowered to a F.



I wish I would win more twitter challenges.

[The3Seat]

Granted, but then the prize you want has been taken



I wish it was summer.

[Whist Darkblade]

granted only to find out that global warming is true and the world burns from a whole in the ozone layer



I wish i had more wishes to wish

[ArterHWTD]

Whist Darkblade wrote...

I wish i had more wishes to wish

Granted, but that's only one wish for food

I wish to get superstrenght

[Vaylise]

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the neck down.



I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you now know what to Wish for, but can't type it out because your Keyboard just conked out. TKO.



I wish to be invisible whenever I want, & have full, skilled control over it's activation & deactivation.

[Marsher]

Granted, except Chuck Norris can still see you and he doesn't want anyone being invisible but him. So he kills you.
I wish someone would click this: http://social.bioware.com/brc/919150
hahahaha, I wish I could hold my breath for forever!

Modifié par Marsher, 08 avril 2010 - 09:07 .

[Momochi1824]

Granted, but the url wasn't hyperlinked so you got no referral points.



I wish for 1/3 of Europes population to die due to a disease.

[blueL]

Granted, but I'm the last person to do that. EVER.



I wish for some love.

[RennieB]

Granted, you get love along with a new rash and some burning sensations.



I wish I could have a nice office.

[Vaylise]

Granted, but you have to share it with the rest of your coworkers.



I wish it wasn't so hot in here.

[RennieB]

Granted, the AC gets stuck in the on position and now you're stuck wherever you are, without a coat.



I wish I wasn't addicted to caffeine.

[TheLostGenius]

Your addiction to caffiene stops. But you quickly pick up an addiction to alcoholic binges while playing Bioware games.

I wish that I won't win a computer in the Bazaar Auction.

Modifié par TheLostGenius, 08 avril 2010 - 09:53 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, because you didn't win a computer in the Bazaar, a cheating hacker does win instead, & the hacker uses the computer for more nefarious activities that are bad for us all.



I wish for Chameleon color changing powers I have full control over.

[Vaylise]

Granted, but you are now turned into someone's pet Chameleon!



I wish I wasn't so tired.

[GreedIsNoException]

Granted but now you are stuck in eternal sleep



I wish for some more wishes to wish for myself and for my greed... oh yes very much greed

[kurairmorgan]

granted but now you must leave this earth and live a life of solitude



I wish I didn't have to wish I just had everything I wanted always

[apotheosic]

edit: ninja'd
Granted but now that you have everything you want, you have nothing else to want, and so you become very bored. for all eternity.

i wish there was an eighth day to the week, and it was part of the weekend.

Modifié par apotheosic, 09 avril 2010 - 08:07 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, a new weekend 8th day is invented, & at the same time, a new law is passed banishing weekend off-work hours & requiring weekend days to be filled with work.



I wish all humans on earth & beyond turn mauve in color for a day, then return to normal.

[Elastic Otter]

Granted, but that day is always "tomorrow."



I wish we knew where Duncan is...

[kurairmorgan]

granted but now you're dead



I wish I didn't have to sleep