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#2776
cynicalsaint1

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Granted, but all the answers are wrong.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted!

Modifié par cynicalsaint1, 13 avril 2010 - 10:35 .


#2777
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted, it's granted incorrectly instead so it's buggered up. Now the Wish is still corrupted anyway. A borked up wish has the same end result as a corrupted wish in my book at least.



I wish to know how a 'fish fried & served on a bun' is a bad thing that can enable it to serve as a corrupt.

#2778
angiek76

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Granted, I thought he wanted a live fish since someone killed the last one. Eating your pet wouldn't be good, even fried & served on a bun.



I wish for 3 more wishes.

#2779
AtiRadeon2

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Granted, except you will start to favor the Alienware PC's much more.



I wish that in 2012, all humans live, but who knows about the animals...

#2780
angiek76

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Granted, but now they all must become vegan.



I wish someone would come do my laundry for me.




#2781
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted, a maid comes & does your laundry for you, but unfortunately, this maid came from a very hot, devil infested place that's known well, & the maid substitutes all laundry soap & fabric softener with pure Bleach. The carnage to your clothes is gruesome to behold...



I wish the Moon glowed Silver instead of it's normal glow color.

#2782
AtiRadeon2

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Granted, except now you've turned into a werewolf that follows the commands of his/her lover.



I wish that we could remember our past lives.

#2783
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AtiRadeon2 wrote...

I wish that we could remember our past lives.


Granted. You forget where you put your car keys.

I wish I had a pony.

#2784
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Godak wrote...

AtiRadeon2 wrote...

I wish that we could remember our past lives.


Granted. You forget where you put your car keys.

I wish I had a pony.



You get a pony for your birthday and the first time you ride it, it bucks you off and stomps on your head.  Dead.


I wish I was a pro golfer.

#2785
angiek76

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Granted, but now you're Tiger Woods and you've crashed your car into a tree & a fire hydrant because you couldn't decide between a wood or an iron.



I wish I didn't have insomnia.

#2786
NonHuman1136

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Granted, instead you have narcolepsy.



I wish I had a pizza

#2787
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted, it's a pizza made for a robot, like Futurama's Bender. A metal disk pizza with oil for the sauce, nuts & bolts for the toppings, & some metal filing shavings for some extra garnish. Enjoy!

I wish I knew how to make animated stuff.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 14 avril 2010 - 03:49 .


#2788
angiek76

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Granted, but the pizza gives you food poisoning and you end up in the ER wishing you would die.

I wish I could take a long vacation.

Opps, you beat me to it...


Granted, but even after learning how to make animations you still can't do it.

Modifié par angiek76, 14 avril 2010 - 03:53 .


#2789
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*

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Granted but when you get home your house has burned down and insurance wont cover it.



I wish i could lose all the scars on my face.

#2790
angiek76

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Granted, the scars are gone but boils have taken their place.



I wish I had remembered to re-new house the insurance before I left on vacation.

#2791
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*

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Granted but this time when you get to your hotel it burns down instead



Wish the scars were back

#2792
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted, but the scars are now back in double the size of before.



I wish for Archons to stay totally awesome in Starcraft 2.

#2793
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*

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Granted but there awesomeness hyponotises you and you die of starvation from being unable to stop admiring them.



I wish Fallout New Vegas is a great game.

#2794
angiek76

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Granted, but they don't make enough copies to sell so it's about as hard to get as winning something in the bioware bazaar.



I wish I had a dollar for every wish made on here.




#2795
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

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Granted but the money literally burns a hole in your pocket and falls out and is lost forever down a storm sewer.



I wish I had a candy cane

#2796
angiek76

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Granted, but it's one off of my Christmas tree from 10 years ago & you chip 3 teeth trying to eat it.



I wish it wasn't already so hot outside here in April.

#2797
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

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Granted but now it is -40 degrees celcius and there is 3 feet of snow.



Contrary to that I wish it was warmer here in April

#2798
angiek76

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Granted, but now it's so hot & humid you can't go outside for fear of heat stroke.



I wish for a shorter work week.

#2799
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

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Granted but now your work days are 19hours long with no breaks





I wish Uwe Boll would stop making movies

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Inquisitor Recon

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Darht Jayder wrote...
I wish Uwe Boll would stop making movies


Granted. He is made chief developer of Mass Effect 3 instead.

I wish my car was a hovercar.