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[cynicalsaint1]

Granted, but all the answers are wrong.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted!

Modifié par cynicalsaint1, 13 avril 2010 - 10:35 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it's granted incorrectly instead so it's buggered up. Now the Wish is still corrupted anyway. A borked up wish has the same end result as a corrupted wish in my book at least.



I wish to know how a 'fish fried & served on a bun' is a bad thing that can enable it to serve as a corrupt.

[angiek76]

Granted, I thought he wanted a live fish since someone killed the last one. Eating your pet wouldn't be good, even fried & served on a bun.



I wish for 3 more wishes.

[AtiRadeon2]

Granted, except you will start to favor the Alienware PC's much more.



I wish that in 2012, all humans live, but who knows about the animals...

[angiek76]

Granted, but now they all must become vegan.



I wish someone would come do my laundry for me.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, a maid comes & does your laundry for you, but unfortunately, this maid came from a very hot, devil infested place that's known well, & the maid substitutes all laundry soap & fabric softener with pure Bleach. The carnage to your clothes is gruesome to behold...



I wish the Moon glowed Silver instead of it's normal glow color.

[AtiRadeon2]

Granted, except now you've turned into a werewolf that follows the commands of his/her lover.



I wish that we could remember our past lives.

[Godak]

AtiRadeon2 wrote...

I wish that we could remember our past lives.

Granted. You forget where you put your car keys.

I wish I had a pony.

[millt110]

Godak wrote...

AtiRadeon2 wrote...

I wish that we could remember our past lives.

Granted. You forget where you put your car keys.

I wish I had a pony.

You get a pony for your birthday and the first time you ride it, it bucks you off and stomps on your head.  Dead.


I wish I was a pro golfer.

[angiek76]

Granted, but now you're Tiger Woods and you've crashed your car into a tree & a fire hydrant because you couldn't decide between a wood or an iron.



I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, instead you have narcolepsy.



I wish I had a pizza

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it's a pizza made for a robot, like Futurama's Bender. A metal disk pizza with oil for the sauce, nuts & bolts for the toppings, & some metal filing shavings for some extra garnish. Enjoy!

I wish I knew how to make animated stuff.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 14 avril 2010 - 03:49 .

[angiek76]

Granted, but the pizza gives you food poisoning and you end up in the ER wishing you would die.

I wish I could take a long vacation.

Opps, you beat me to it...


Granted, but even after learning how to make animations you still can't do it.

Modifié par angiek76, 14 avril 2010 - 03:53 .

[angiek76]

Granted, the scars are gone but boils have taken their place.



I wish I had remembered to re-new house the insurance before I left on vacation.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the scars are now back in double the size of before.



I wish for Archons to stay totally awesome in Starcraft 2.

[angiek76]

Granted, but they don't make enough copies to sell so it's about as hard to get as winning something in the bioware bazaar.



I wish I had a dollar for every wish made on here.

[angiek76]

Granted, but it's one off of my Christmas tree from 10 years ago & you chip 3 teeth trying to eat it.



I wish it wasn't already so hot outside here in April.

[angiek76]

Granted, but now it's so hot & humid you can't go outside for fear of heat stroke.



I wish for a shorter work week.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Darht Jayder wrote...
I wish Uwe Boll would stop making movies

Granted. He is made chief developer of Mass Effect 3 instead.

I wish my car was a hovercar.