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#2876
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Granted but she rips your face off.



I wish for 44million US dollars

#2877
angiek76

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Granted but Uncle Sam takes all of it but 1 dollar



I wish I had remembered to get a diet mountain dew at lunch.

#2878
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Granted but it was mislabled and hes three times the actual sugar content of regular mountain dew





I wish this work day would end now

#2879
angiek76

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Granted it's over for everyone but you because you couldn't actually get your work done in time.



I wish I had a swimming pool.

#2880
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

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Granted but it is filled with sand instead of water





I wish Busomjack would never post another thread topic.

#2881
angiek76

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Granted he can no longer start a thread but he'll begin posting on everything you read.



I wish I could think of more wishes.

#2882
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Granted but the wishes you think of will only benefit me





I wish my lunch was pizza rather than this sandwich

#2883
angiek76

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Granted it's a pizza but the toppings are the content of that sandwich.



I wish I hadn't eaten at Wendy's for lunch.

#2884
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Graanted instead you ate at McDonalds but they recently changed their menu to be the same as Wendy's



I wish more threads were derailed by Robocop Unicorns

#2885
angiek76

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Granted but for every thread derailed 3 more pop up in it's place.



I wish more people participated in this thread so I wouldn't get so bored at work.

#2886
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Granted but it also requires your participation in other threads to stem the tide of boredom





I wish I worked as a spy

#2887
AtiRadeon2

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Granted, except you are horrible at it.



I wish that i wasnt sick.

#2888
angiek76

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Granted you are no longer sick because you've died from your illness.



I wish there wasn't so much useless ramble on the other threads that I actually wanted to participate in those too.

Modifié par angiek76, 15 avril 2010 - 06:53 .


#2889
AtiRadeon2

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Granted, except now you want to join the thread BAN THE PERSON ABOVE YOU.


#2890
angiek76

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Your earlier wish was granted.



I wish you'd make another wish for me to corrupt

#2891
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

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Granted but his wish was already corrupted





I wish Unicorns were real

#2892
angiek76

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Granted but they're very mean & destructive and they attack you on sight.



I wish I could get paid for staying home.




#2893
thepiebaker

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granted but you can't leave your house, ever



i wish that i was a reaper

#2894
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

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@angie 7k:Granted but it is at rate of $.01 per hour


I wish I could be paid to post on these forums

Modifié par Darht Jayder, 15 avril 2010 - 07:03 .


#2895
angiek76

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@ thepiebaker

Granted but your the tool (reaper) drug behind horses.


@ Darht Jayder

granted but it would take 1 million posts to earn a penny.


I wish my house were big enough I wouldn't care about ever leaving it.

Modifié par angiek76, 15 avril 2010 - 07:09 .


#2896
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

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Granted but your house is so big you become lost and disoriented and eventually go crazy


I wish everybody would drive as if I had the right of way regardless of traffic laws

Modifié par Darht Jayder, 15 avril 2010 - 07:22 .


#2897
angiek76

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Granted but you still drive poorly thus wrecking your car.



I wish I had a lot of cats to keep at my big house I'll go crazy in.

#2898
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

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Granted but they are all hairless three legged cats with poor bladder control



I wish my boss wasn't in the office today

#2899
Carl Spackler

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Granted but your cats will just go crazy with you.





I wish my wishes would actually come true.




#2900
angiek76

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Granted but they may adversely affect your life.



I wish that I had a Snickers Ice Cream Bar.