Granted but she rips your face off.
I wish for 44million US dollars
Corrupt-A-Wish
Débuté par
Superium
, oct. 15 2009 03:12
#2876
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 05:38
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
#2877
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 05:53
Granted but Uncle Sam takes all of it but 1 dollar
I wish I had remembered to get a diet mountain dew at lunch.
I wish I had remembered to get a diet mountain dew at lunch.
#2878
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 05:58
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted but it was mislabled and hes three times the actual sugar content of regular mountain dew
I wish this work day would end now
I wish this work day would end now
#2879
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:01
Granted it's over for everyone but you because you couldn't actually get your work done in time.
I wish I had a swimming pool.
I wish I had a swimming pool.
#2880
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:03
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted but it is filled with sand instead of water
I wish Busomjack would never post another thread topic.
I wish Busomjack would never post another thread topic.
#2881
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:06
Granted he can no longer start a thread but he'll begin posting on everything you read.
I wish I could think of more wishes.
I wish I could think of more wishes.
#2882
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:07
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted but the wishes you think of will only benefit me
I wish my lunch was pizza rather than this sandwich
I wish my lunch was pizza rather than this sandwich
#2883
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:08
Granted it's a pizza but the toppings are the content of that sandwich.
I wish I hadn't eaten at Wendy's for lunch.
I wish I hadn't eaten at Wendy's for lunch.
#2884
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:44
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Graanted instead you ate at McDonalds but they recently changed their menu to be the same as Wendy's
I wish more threads were derailed by Robocop Unicorns
I wish more threads were derailed by Robocop Unicorns
#2885
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:46
Granted but for every thread derailed 3 more pop up in it's place.
I wish more people participated in this thread so I wouldn't get so bored at work.
I wish more people participated in this thread so I wouldn't get so bored at work.
#2886
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:49
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted but it also requires your participation in other threads to stem the tide of boredom
I wish I worked as a spy
I wish I worked as a spy
#2887
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:51
Granted, except you are horrible at it.
I wish that i wasnt sick.
I wish that i wasnt sick.
#2888
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:51
Granted you are no longer sick because you've died from your illness.
I wish there wasn't so much useless ramble on the other threads that I actually wanted to participate in those too.
I wish there wasn't so much useless ramble on the other threads that I actually wanted to participate in those too.
Modifié par angiek76, 15 avril 2010 - 06:53 .
#2889
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:52
Granted, except now you want to join the thread BAN THE PERSON ABOVE YOU.
#2890
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:54
Your earlier wish was granted.
I wish you'd make another wish for me to corrupt
I wish you'd make another wish for me to corrupt
#2891
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 06:56
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted but his wish was already corrupted
I wish Unicorns were real
I wish Unicorns were real
#2892
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:00
Granted but they're very mean & destructive and they attack you on sight.
I wish I could get paid for staying home.
I wish I could get paid for staying home.
#2893
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:02
granted but you can't leave your house, ever
i wish that i was a reaper
i wish that i was a reaper
#2894
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:03
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
@angie 7k:Granted but it is at rate of $.01 per hour
I wish I could be paid to post on these forums
I wish I could be paid to post on these forums
Modifié par Darht Jayder, 15 avril 2010 - 07:03 .
#2895
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:04
@ thepiebaker
Granted but your the tool (reaper) drug behind horses.
@ Darht Jayder
granted but it would take 1 million posts to earn a penny.
I wish my house were big enough I wouldn't care about ever leaving it.
Granted but your the tool (reaper) drug behind horses.
@ Darht Jayder
granted but it would take 1 million posts to earn a penny.
I wish my house were big enough I wouldn't care about ever leaving it.
Modifié par angiek76, 15 avril 2010 - 07:09 .
#2896
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:21
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted but your house is so big you become lost and disoriented and eventually go crazy
I wish everybody would drive as if I had the right of way regardless of traffic laws
I wish everybody would drive as if I had the right of way regardless of traffic laws
Modifié par Darht Jayder, 15 avril 2010 - 07:22 .
#2897
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:26
Granted but you still drive poorly thus wrecking your car.
I wish I had a lot of cats to keep at my big house I'll go crazy in.
I wish I had a lot of cats to keep at my big house I'll go crazy in.
#2898
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:35
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted but they are all hairless three legged cats with poor bladder control
I wish my boss wasn't in the office today
I wish my boss wasn't in the office today
#2899
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:35
Granted but your cats will just go crazy with you.
I wish my wishes would actually come true.
I wish my wishes would actually come true.
#2900
Posté 15 avril 2010 - 07:39
Granted but they may adversely affect your life.
I wish that I had a Snickers Ice Cream Bar.
I wish that I had a Snickers Ice Cream Bar.




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