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[Carl Spackler]

So do I... errr... I mean granted but you'll lose your girlish figure.



I wish celebrity gossip would just go away.

[angiek76]

Granted but then it would just be gossip about boring nobodys



I wish that eating a Snickers Ice Cream Bar wouldn't make me lose my girlish figure.

[angiek76]

Darht Jayder wrote...

Granted but they are all hairless three legged cats with poor bladder control

I wish my boss wasn't in the office today

Granted but he calls you 10 times an hour and you would be better off if he were there.

[angiek76]

Granted but they're made from puffer fish & you die an agonizing death.



I wish I had a personal shopper to do all my errands.

[Carl Spackler]

angiek76 wrote...

Granted but they're made from puffer fish & you die an agonizing death.

I wish I had a personal shopper to do all my errands.

Granted but then you wouldn't get to pick out your own produce.

I wish I was in Maui right now.

[angiek76]

@ Eli-da-Mage

Granted but it spreads & burns you alive.



@Carl Spackler

Granted but it's hit by a tsunami when you arrive.


@Darht Jayder

Granted but like you said earlier it will make your eyes bug out permanently.



I wish to go home now

Modifié par angiek76, 15 avril 2010 - 08:23 .

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but your dreams only seem to have come true because you are trapped in them. You are in a coma.

I wish I had a medium big mac combo with mr. pibb.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get an incendiary grenade... replica. & it's not even of any good quality.



I wish Kevin Eubanks well as he departs from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno eventually.

[Arua Shepard]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, you get an incendiary grenade... replica. & it's not even of any good quality.

I wish Kevin Eubanks well as he departs from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno eventually.

Granted, but (eventually) Kevin Eubanks got many time left so decided to eat meat (he was a vegetarian).

I wish I could travel the world and everything is being paid for..

[Arua Shepard]

Eli-da-Mage wrote...

Granted but you travel straight into an erupting volcano. Luckily your life insurance is paid.

I wish i could make others spontaneusly combust.

Granted, Unluckely 3  "others" where surrounding you while combusting!

I wish for a Pick-up truck (like Iron Hide in Transformers the movie)

[angiek76]

Granted but you wreck and total it out the same day.



I wish for this work day to fly by.

[angiek76]

Granted but now there's a loud buzzing noise , which is way worse, in their place.

I wish for breakfast. (Always me & the food)

Modifié par angiek76, 16 avril 2010 - 01:40 .

[angiek76]

Granted but he dies in the opening scene.



I wish you would stop giving me peoples heads to eat =P

[angiek76]

Granted but after the resurrection they are both killed by a meteor that lands on them.

I wish that the wishes didn't corrupt.

Modifié par angiek76, 16 avril 2010 - 01:48 .