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[Mitch-]

Granted but the site becomes infested with trolls who use the emoticon and they decide to remove it. (In the first 5 minutes the emoticon is up)



I wish time would go faster

[Calibisto]

Granted, you get to live alone in your own little world where it is nov 3.
The rest of us stay in present time.

I wish I wasn't so darn attractive

Modifié par Calibisto, 22 octobre 2009 - 10:28 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but you are a dog.



I wish I could use glue properly (e.g. no glued fingers...).

[Calibisto]

Granted, but you are a pure bred breeding dog so they get taken away almost immediately.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Modifié par Calibisto, 22 octobre 2009 - 11:25 .

[Calibisto]

What for?

You can have mine?

[Superium]

Granted except it is a genetically altered pickle so it transforms into a monster and eats you.

I wish that I could visit my friend Lucy in England.

[Calibisto]

Granted, but once you're there you discover that unfortunately she doesn't have any time for you.

I wish I knew why Feraele wanted a pickle

[Superium]

Granted except you forget why immediatlly.

I wish Joanna Dark was real.

[Calibisto]

Granted. Unfortunately you get caught in a firefight between her and dataDyne goons and die.

I wish I hadn't forgotten why Feraele wanted a pickle.

[edit: grammar]

Modifié par Calibisto, 22 octobre 2009 - 03:52 .

[Fodder007]

Granted, except you forget everything else in your memory including your own name.



I wish my dog would stop chewing things in the house.

[Kattemat]

Fodder007 wrote...

Granted, except you forget everything else in your memory including your own name.

I wish my dog would stop chewing things in the house.

Granted, But it went out and bit your neighbour instead, and he demanded your dog to be killed by the vet.
I wish I was a girl.

[Superium]

Granted except you get fifty periods. In a row.

I wish I had some Schnitzel. (basically fried pork)

Modifié par Superium, 22 octobre 2009 - 03:44 .

[HeathenKing]

Superium wrote...

Granted except you get fifty periods. In a row.

I wish I had some Schnitzel. (basically fried pork)

Granted, but it's Porky Pig and the children of the world revolt and assassinate you.


I wish all the homophobes in the world suddenly became gay.

[Antiuna]

Granted! But they live their lives in denial and still hate homosexuals with all their might! But now you add self loathing to the mix.

I wish I were a blue kangaroo!

Modifié par Antiuna, 22 octobre 2009 - 04:01 .

[Calibisto]

Granted. But you get shot because people fear you might have a strange disease

Wish someone would find my lost cat

Modifié par Calibisto, 22 octobre 2009 - 04:05 .

[clipped_wolf]

Granted...well...I found *most* of 'em. Sorry.

I wish I could go home.

[HeathenKing]

Calibisto wrote...

Granted, but so do all the non-homofobes. With no straight men around straight women loathe you.
They throw rock at you everytime they see you.

Wish someone would find my lost cat

Granted, it's dead.

I wish my bows had strings.

[clipped_wolf]

Granted, it makes the engine unstable and crashes your game.

I still wish I could go home.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You get home & find it burned to the ground.



I wish game makers would quit making bosses that only out-str & health ya by a ridiculous amount as a substitute for proper quality AI.

[clipped_wolf]

Granted. Your pc does not meet minimum requirements.



I wish for decent food for lunch and dinner tomorrow.

[HeathenKing]

clipped_wolf wrote...

Granted. Your pc does not meet minimum requirements.

I wish for decent food for lunch and dinner tomorrow.

Granted, but the only thing on television are commercials depicting starving Ethiopian children.

I wish to see a fight to the death between Jesus and Muhammad.