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[Dethateer]

Granted, but it sees you as a heretic for using it as a slave and kills you, then goes to sleep with your house as its eternal tomb.



I wish I knew how to make every bolter variation and had the gear to do it without the Inquisition/Police storming the place.

[Dethateer]

Granted. You get arrested by the FBI for slavery.



I wish Tron guy and Fred were erased from time.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but your head explodes from the unholy amount of information.



I wish I was Kane.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but that kills me as well, and you don't have who to play this with.



I wish only the talinuts would have simultaneous heart attacks.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but they kill Thane.



I wish my PC ran Crysis maxed out at 60fps.

[AngryFrozenWater]

Too late

Modifié par AngryFrozenWater, 16 avril 2010 - 04:31 .

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now there's no more technology on the Normandy beyond catapults for ship-to-ship combat.



Also, granted, but your chute doesn't open and you go splat (probably a bad joke).



I wish... I knew whether to buy DA:O or not.

[AngryFrozenWater]

You should, but you didn't catch your PC.



Wish Liara would replace Wynne.

[AngryFrozenWater]

Dam it. That's the second I time I am too late. I'll catch you later off guard.

[EmonCousland]

Granted, but then Liara becomes an old, annoying woman.



I wish there was world peace.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now she's emo and keeps whining.

I wish AFW would stop worrying about being too late since it doesn't really matter.
Ninja'd.

Modifié par Dethateer, 16 avril 2010 - 04:37 .

[EmonCousland]

EmonCousland wrote...

Granted, but then Liara becomes an old, annoying woman. Ninja'd AGAIN.

Granted, but the FBI shut you down.

I wish there was world peace.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now nobody expects a war and the Combine take us over in 7 seconds.



I wish Gordon talked.

[C9316]

Granted but with the voice of Arlessa Isolde and only you can hear Gordon



I wish America wasn't filled with obese retards

[EmonCousland]

Granted but then it's filled with super skinny geeky people. Ninja'd

Granted but it identifies you as a troll.

I wish I could fly.

Modifié par EmonCousland, 16 avril 2010 - 04:44 .

[Dethateer]

Granted, now it's filled with lean Aryans led by an elderly brunette dude. And I won't mention what happens to the flag.



I wish my country's fighter jets didn't suck ass.