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[Dethateer]

Granted, but when pointed towards anyone except you it shows max, when pointed towards you it reads 0.



I wish I had a finglonger.

[C9316]

Granted but somthing goes wrong when you fire it up and it permanently turns you into a nerd



I wish I had Duncans kickass Beard

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now no woman wants to kiss you because it would be like taking sandpaper to her face.
Granted, but now you're a slave to them.

I wish... I wish I wish I wish I had half a ton of platinum.

Modifié par Dethateer, 16 avril 2010 - 04:51 .

[C9316]

granted but your to weak to carry it and it crushes you



I wish i was a mage

[Dethateer]

Granted, now Apple takes over the world and implements their hideous unskippable ad plan.



I wish Steve Jobs got killed by a mage.

[C9316]

Granted but that same mage tries to open heaven and God sends demons to plauge humanity lol



I wish ME3 was released already

[EmonCousland]

Granted, but no one can find them, due to them being lost.

Granted, but EA rushes so it sucks.

I wish people would turn into penguins.

Modifié par EmonCousland, 16 avril 2010 - 04:59 .

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now no one is lost so no one has any reason to fight for the lost.

I wish more serious sites would add disclaimers like:
"You must have a mouse attached to the computer. (We mean the input device; please do not glue or staple helpless little animals to the keyboard.) The mouse driver must be Microsoft mouse version 8.01 or higher or something fully compatible with this." - Valve

Modifié par Dethateer, 16 avril 2010 - 04:59 .

[C9316]

Granted but that same diclaimer is a virus that constanly pops up and takes over your computer screen



I wish my cell phone got decent internet

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now it fuses with every computer in the world and takes over mankind.



I wish that damned volcano near Reykjavik would stop smoking. Second-hand smoking kills.

[C9316]

Granted now it spews lava every minute of everyday killing millions



I wish I was king of Fereldan

[Dethateer]

Granted, now you go to jail for chewing gum while driving.



I wish the human body had fewer flaws.

[C9316]

Granted but Drunk driving is more common and you are t-boned by a driver chewing the gum



I wish the French didn't have such a heavy accent

[EmonCousland]

Granted, but then we english folk develop heavy accents.



I wish I was the king of the world!

[Dethateer]

Granted. Then a coup is staged and your guts get hung as a banner on your citadel.

I wish I owned the Citadel from HL2.

Modifié par Dethateer, 16 avril 2010 - 05:09 .

[C9316]

Granted now he steps on cracks breaking your mother's back lol


I wish for Immortality and infinate wishes

Modifié par C9316, 16 avril 2010 - 05:11 .

[Dethateer]

Granted. Now you go mad with boredom after a few thousand years.



I wish Eli told me how I'm breaking the topic.

[Kealvis1]

Granted, you slowly burn to death as the fiery liquid is poured over you


I wish that Diablo III will get a release date.

Modifié par Kealvis1, 16 avril 2010 - 05:18 .