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[Dethateer]

Erm... granted? But they hit an oxygen tank on your space shuttle and you die.



I wish I never forget to wish again.

[EmonCousland]

Granted but it isn't until 2999.



I wish for cake.

[C9316]

Granted but you accidentally mistake it for water drink it and burn from the inside



I wish for cotton candy clouds that rain jelly

[Dethateer]

Granted, but you quickly get tired of jelly, plus it clogs everything.



I wish I made an uncorruptible wish.

[Dethateer]

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Modifié par Dethateer, 16 avril 2010 - 05:31 .

[Kealvis1]

Granted, you get high blood pressure and get and heart attack, plus you get tired of salt

I wish that I could travel back in times and save Freddy Mercury (somehow)

Modifié par Kealvis1, 16 avril 2010 - 05:31 .

[Dethateer]

Granted, but he quits singing. (why did you make me do that?).



I wish Bruce Dickinson wasn't such a dick.

[Korimaru]

Granted, but instead you become a dick and are shunned by human society.



I wish I wasn't so tired today

[Korimaru]

Granted, but he doesn't agree with your in-game alignment and decides to kill you instead.



I wish for a simple chocolate-chip cookie.

[EmonCousland]

Granted, But when your not looking I swap the chocalate for something else brown....

Granted but she breaks her helmet when she crashes, causing her to die.

I wish I could do magic.

Modifié par EmonCousland, 16 avril 2010 - 06:47 .

[Korimaru]

Granted, Tali jumps off the ramp on a dirt bike with fireworks exploding around it, however, one of the firework particles settles onto your head and sets your hair on fire.



I wish I had pyrokinetic powers.

[Korimaru]

Granted, the same person to beat Tali to death however, makes you his next victim



I wish I had a lifetime supply of water to undo the flames I had wished for in an earlier wish.

[Korimaru]

Granted, but it is you who gets sucked into the montage and plays Tali over and over again.



I wish I had played Mass Effect so I knew what Tali was like and actually knew what I was talking about.

[Dethateer]

(you're doing fine)

Granted, but now you're so busy playing ME2 that you don't have time to post.



I wish I knew why I didn't think of referencing Dexter's Lab before you two.

[Korimaru]

Granted, but knowing the truth shocks you into insanity.



I wish Blizzard would stop updating WoW and work harder on Diablo III.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now they decide to make it with Cryengine 5 and you have to wait for Crytek to tell you the deadline, plus it will likely tear the heart out of any PC.



I wish Valve would release HL2 ep 3 already.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted but they go bankrupt and cannot release it 

I wish for a flying horse with a pigs head that sings opera and can do a roundhouse kick

Modifié par Solostran85, 16 avril 2010 - 07:18 .

[Dethateer]

Not granted because you forgot to make a wish.



I wish Capt. Obvious made a real wish.