Granted but it isn't the wish you were hoping for.
I wish I were a captain.
Corrupt-A-Wish
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, oct. 15 2009 03:12
#3076
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:23
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
#3077
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:24
Granted, you're soon involved in several military scandals
I wish I could breathe under water
I wish I could breathe under water
#3078
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:24
Granted, but unfortunately you suffocate.
I wish captain obvious was less obvious
I wish captain obvious was less obvious
Modifié par Solostran85, 16 avril 2010 - 07:24 .
#3079
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:26
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted but he makes you look like this:

I wish that wasn't as funny as it really was

I wish that wasn't as funny as it really was
#3080
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:27
Granted. Now you can't figure him out.
I wish Chris would stop using that smiley at the end of each of his posts.
I wish Chris would stop using that smiley at the end of each of his posts.
#3081
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:30
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted now he uses this one 
I wish This work day was over already
I wish This work day was over already
#3082
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:30
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Dethateer wrote...
Granted. Now you can't figure him out.
I wish Chris would stop using that smiley at the end of each of his posts.
Granted. Now he uses that annoying
I wish I had some peanuts.
#3083
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:33
Granted. But there are only nuts covered in pee available
I wish you would corrupt my wish
I wish you would corrupt my wish
#3084
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:36
Granted. It's now infested by Chaos.
I wish the Chaos Gods died.
I wish the Chaos Gods died.
#3085
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:45
Granted. But the chaos teletubby's take their place
I wish Bear grylls would stop eating weird things.
I wish Bear grylls would stop eating weird things.
#3086
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 07:56
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Granted now Bear grylls only eats broccoli
I wish it was the weekend already
I wish it was the weekend already
#3087
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:00
Granted, but only in the sense that you mark this day down on your calendar. (on a gloating-related side-note, it is weekend, or it will be in an hour)
I wish... I wish, I wish... I wish my hair didn't get in my face all the time.
I wish... I wish, I wish... I wish my hair didn't get in my face all the time.
Modifié par Dethateer, 16 avril 2010 - 08:00 .
#3088
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:05
Granted. You wake up tomorrow to find yourself bald.
I wish I knew who cartmans father was
I wish I knew who cartmans father was
#3089
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:09
granted, but its you.
i wich we would find aliens that are dumber than humans.
i wich we would find aliens that are dumber than humans.
Modifié par marbatico, 16 avril 2010 - 08:09 .
#3090
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:11
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Granted they are called Volus
I wish we could exterminate them
I wish we could exterminate them
#3091
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:20
Granted, but now the Council species go into an economic recession without the volus.
On the south-park related note, his mom is actually his father, Solo.
I wish Avatar didn't suck this much.
On the south-park related note, his mom is actually his father, Solo.
I wish Avatar didn't suck this much.
#3092
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:37
done, i play in it now
i wish dragon age would be bug free.
i wish dragon age would be bug free.
#3093
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:38
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Granted, unfortunately Awakening is still buggy.
I wish for Zaeed to be an ME3 Squadmate.
I wish for Zaeed to be an ME3 Squadmate.
#3094
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:39
Granted, now you don't have anymore insects to kill. (if it has any)
I wish the Imperium would order an Exterminatus on Pandora. Preferably with Virus Bombs.
I wish the Imperium would order an Exterminatus on Pandora. Preferably with Virus Bombs.
#3095
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:41
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Granted but unfortunatley it backfires and somehow kills the emperor. Mankind is doomed.
I wish to be the new emperor of mankind!
I wish to be the new emperor of mankind!
#3096
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:41
and blow up all there precious unobtanium? dont think so.
#3097
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:41
granted, but a massive cover up leads you to believe that they in fact did not destroy it
i wish i had a "What if...?" machine
i wish i had a "What if...?" machine
#3098
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:46
Granted, you are now the new Emps and as a result have to be crammed into the golden Throne to serve as a beacon for the Astronomicon, despite being in good health.
I wish Baracuda's "What if...?" machine blew up.
I wish Baracuda's "What if...?" machine blew up.
#3099
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:48
Granted but the resulting blast kills you and everyone you ever loved.
I wish time would go 10x faster for the next 3 hours.
I wish time would go 10x faster for the next 3 hours.
Modifié par Starke9, 16 avril 2010 - 08:50 .
#3100
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 08:50
granted but as a result your body goes on autopilot for that time and after those 3 hours you killed everyone you ever knew.
i wish i am immortal.
i wish i am immortal.




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