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[Dethateer]

What? This again?

Granted -> Bored to madness in a few thousand years.



I wish people would stop being stupid enough to wish for immortality.

[Starke9]

Granted but now they are too smart and end up inventing immortality instead.

I wish for fried chicken right now.

Modifié par Starke9, 16 avril 2010 - 08:57 .

[Baracuda6977]

granted, now they start wishing you to immortality



i wish i was at the pinnacle of human evolution, (the good chain not idiocracy)

[Dethateer]

Granted, but it's dripping searing oil and you get horrible burns.



I wish fried chicken always maintained the perfect semi-hot temperature.

[Starke9]

Granted but it becomes a gourmet specialty and now sells for $1000 a gram.



I wish for work to be over soon.

[Dethateer]

Granted, it ends permanently due to a nuclear explosion 10 feet from your chair.



I wish the week-end wouldn't end.

[C9316]

Granted but u must relive a crappy weekend

I wish i could eat candy all day

[Dethateer]

Aw, come on, too easy.

Granted, but your teeth die.



I wish candy didn't damage your body.

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, instead it damages your soul.



I wish I had $1,000,000

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you have $1,000,000 worth, but you didn't specify in what form, so this is chosen for you. you get $1,000,000 of IOUs.



I wish for a lifetime supply of Post-It's. (sp?)

[Baracuda6977]

granted, everything you own is covered in Post-It's now and you have to go swimming through them like a pool to get anywhere



i wish i could read peoples minds whenever they lie to me to know what they actually think

[NonHuman1136]

granted, but you can't turn this ability off and you learn a lot of disturbing things about your friends and family, you spend the rest of your life in seclusion to avoid the constant mind-chatter.



I wish I had robot ears.

[EmonCousland]

Granted, but they blow up when it starts to rain.



I wish I had super speed.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, ya gain super-speed, & give it a try. In less than a second, you accidentally paste yourself at super-speed into the side of the Washington Monument, & in the process, knock it down.



I wish I had super-speed, & super control over the super-speed.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. But they become self aware and end up exploding.



I wish for someone to post in the corrupt-a-wish thread.

[Steel Moon]

Granted. But you are now banned from viewing said thread.



I wish I could sleep for the rest of forever.

[Godak]

Steel Moon wrote...

I wish I could sleep for the rest of forever.

Granted. But it isn't with me.

I wish Stanley Woo would legally change his name to "Stanley Choo Choo".

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, then he Ban Hammers ya to China afterward for getting his name changed to something so ridiculous via this Thread.



I wish to know how i'm doing at my Sig Bar stuff.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, you go emo when you realise nobody likes your sig bar stuff, AT ALL



i wish i could always remember the alt codes for important symbols like é ¿ ¡ á í ó ú ñ (high school spanish needs these)

[revenant_13]

Granted. You forget every other key combo, including CTRL-ALT-DEL. Your computer freezes, and nothing you can do will reboot it. Mass Effect 3, Dragon Age 2, TOR, and Starcraft II are released that day. Nobody hears your tortured screams.



I wish Starcraft II had a release date.

[Livetaswim06]

Granted, but soon everyone becomes bored with life and mass suicides ensue.



I wish for KOTOR 3.