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Corrupt-A-Wish

Débuté par Superium , oct. 15 2009 03:12

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 03:26

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Banned because it now has negative calories and induces major feelings of hunger





I wish I was outside enjoying the weather

#3152
angiek76
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 03:33

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Granted but you get stung several times by bees



I wish I was at lunch already... (damn that mountain dew!)

#3153
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 03:36

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Granted but your lunch is a single raisin





I wish I didn't have a hangover yesterday and thus waste my day

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angiek76
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 03:44

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Granted but instead of being hungover you had a viral stomach bug way worse than being hung over.



I wish that you wouldn't say I was 'Banned" in the corrupt a wish thread..lol

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 03:47

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Granted but now I am so confused none of my corrupt a wish posts make any sense (sorry about that...too many thread participations)



I wish I had a giant Belgium Waffle covered in syrup....mmmm

#3156
angiek76
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:02

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Granted but the waffles & syrup attract lots of ants & now they're taking over your food...



I wish my office phone would stop ringing!

#3157
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:07

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Granted now the reciever comes flying at your head everytime there is an incoming call forcing you to be alert at all times.


I wish the coffee I just walked over to get tasted better.....very disappoining

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#3158
Darqthornz
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:10

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Granted, however you suddenly develop telepathic powers and can now hear the entire world's phone calls and conversations causing your ears to bleed profusely.





I wish I had a pony!!!

#3159
Darqthornz
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:10

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Damn I wish I hadn't been so slow!

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:12

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Granted. You know have an insane pony who likes meat. Especially YOUR flesh. Run for it, comrade!



I wish my goldfish would take over the world. I would be so proud.

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:15

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Granted but it takes over the World of Warcraft...be proud!?





I wish I was doing better in my hockey poll

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Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:19

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Granted. But now only the worst trolls (Busom Jack-style) comment on your other polls. Have fun, dear comrade!



Btw, I'm still proud of my goldfish! WoW is just one step, the real world is next! Shiver in fear! Muahahahahahaaaaa!



I wish now my goldfish would take over the REAL world!

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:24

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Granted but the real world exists in an alternate reality form this one and therefore does not impact our life here.





I wish you wouldn't mention Busomjack here....ugh

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:26

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Granted. Now I will only mention the fact that green muffins love greed and despair!



I wish for a giant green muffing eating my schoolwork.

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:28

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Granted but the giant green muffing is confused as to what it actually is and therefore eats you instead of your schoolwork.



I wish that wishing upon a star actually worked

#3166
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:34

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*crawls out of the mushy insides of the giant muffin*



Better watch out what I wish for next :)



Granted, but the wish is corrupted, making the poor star go insane (yet again) and showering you with burning meteors, then it crashes upon Earth, makes alliances with Santa and eats all the zebras of the world so that zebras become extinct. Tadaaaa!



I wish I could think straight for a moment.

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:37

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Granted but as you are thinking straight your mind enters a catatonic state and you remain trapped inside your mind's reality never to deviate from the current line of thinking





I wish You didn't destroy all the Zebras



#3168
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:39

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Granted. Now I will destroy all cowfish instead.



I wish for a happy family of giant hippie mushrooms!

#3169
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:41

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Granted but the mushrooms actually grow on your hips and you can't escape them





I wish I was allowed to decide the fate of all people who don't meet my qualifications for common sense.....some people are so stupid

#3170
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:46

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Granted. But now you are actually a pacifist who can only submit himself to whatever orders told by those people. Oh yes, and now you also love to dress up sheep so that they look like My Little Ponies. Such a terrible fate.



I wish there weren't any giant mushrooms growing on my hips. 't Is a most embarrassing sight.







#3171
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:51

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Granted, instead they grow on your ears and the sheep I have dressed up become your only mode of transport



I wish there were some decent movies playing these days to go see.

#3172
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:55

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Granted. The movies are capable of brainwashing you, so that you obsessedly worship Kirby from now on.



I wish the mushrooms would get a life and buy a house of their own instead of growing on my body.

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 04:58

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Granted but the mushrooms have a house but after having been attached to you for so long you get steadily more insane and hear their voices constantly....telling you to love everything and be extra nice to everyone.



I wish Kirby were a little bit more cool so I wouldn't mind worshipping him

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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:00

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Granted. Now Kirby grows facial hear so that he can get a mega-awesome Santa beard!



I wish the mushroom voices would sing a christmas song instead of muttering nonsense. It would be a more pleasant way of going even more insane than I already am. *maniacal laugh*

#3175
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:04

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Granted but they sing completely out of tune





I wish I were insanely wealthy
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