Corrupt-A-Wish

#3176
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:07

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Granted. But as we all know, money does not make one happy. Therefore you become depressed and suicidal. And you lose your interest in bumblebees. Which is a pity, I'd say.

I wish the mushrooms could get some singing lessons paid by you.

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#3177
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:10

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Granted but due to my depression they no longer sing Christmas tunes...they now sing mourning songs.

I wish I my interest in bumblebees were rekindled and cured me of my depression

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#3178
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:11

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Granted but the bumblebees no longer have an interest in you & they just sting the crap out of you.

I wish my boss would call in sick everyday like he did today!

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#3179
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:12

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Banned for somehow causing threads to switch!

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#3180
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:13

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Granted. But now you're a megalomaniac instead. And you make friends with a grizzly bear. And you feel obliged to save all the poor kitties of the world and make your home a home for homeless kitties.

I wish one of the mushrooms knew how to play the organ, so that the mourning songs become even more dramatic!

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#3181
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:15

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Wishes that my previous wish wasn't ignored

&

**wishes Eli wouldn't try to ban people when he should be corrupting their wishes**

Modifié par angiek76, 19 avril 2010 - 05:16 .

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#3182
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:17

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@ angie:Granted but now it is constanlty granted and your boss calls in sick from his office phone cos he is too ill to go home.

I@ivandra: Granted but they play the pipe organ at dangerously high volumes

I wish this thread were not so confusing right now

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#3183
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:18

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Granted. *kicks Eli for banning people in the wrong topic*

I wish jellyfish weren't so squishy.

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#3184
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:19

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Granted but since you tried to determine if they were still squishy you get stung & suffer horribly

I wish I could have taken a longer lunch.

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#3185
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:21

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Granted but you didn't and so are back at work anyways.

I wish it was lunch time now.

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#3186
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:23

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Granted but if you take lunch now you have to stay 5 hours late at work.

I wish it wasn't stormy -looking outside

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#3187
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:24

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Granted. But your lunch runs away. Gotta go after it!

I wish my socks were blue instead of red. And that they could speak Latin.

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#3188
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:24

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Granted but they smell really bad too

I wish I brought a better lunch

Modifié par Darht Jayder, 19 avril 2010 - 05:25 .

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#3189
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:25

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Thinks maybe we need to *ban* Ivandra for being late with her corruptions

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#3190
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:26

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Granted but your better lunch gets stolen out of the work fridge & eaten by a co-worker

I wish it was 3:30 already

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#3191
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:26

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angiek76 wrote...

Thinks maybe we need to *ban* Ivandra for being late with her corruptions

Granted...Ivandra is banned but now she corrupts even later and throws this thread into chaos

I wish for cheese.

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#3192
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:27

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Granted but now you are a mouse.

I wish this thread would stop getting corrupted by lack of corruption

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#3193
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:28

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*unbans herself* Nobody controls the mighty Ivandra! Muahahaha!

@Darht: Granted. *Darht is being bombarded by suicidal cheese*

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#3194
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:28

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Granted, CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUPTION.

I wish for the frame to fix without using edit...

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#3195
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:29

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@angiek76: Granted. But now it becomes a pink furby-loving topic, making everyone sick and paranoid.

I wish the topic would get corrupted yet again.

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#3196
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:30

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granted but if it does you will have to be re-banned..lol

I wish there was a pink furby-loving topic thread

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#3197
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:34

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Granted. But that topic also gets corrupted... People start to talk about pigs and carrots instead of worshipping the furbies... Bad people, baaaaad...

I wish I could kick some furbies right now.

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#3198
Dethateer

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:34

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Granted. It disgusts everyone so much that they leave the internet.

I wish furbies were never invented.

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#3199
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:34

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Granted but it gets corrupted just like this thread and becomes a pink gremlin -loving thread

I wish Furby had never existed....creepy toy that one

DAMN YOU NINJA's!!
*launches hurricane at Ivandra and Randumb*

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#3200
angiek76

Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:35

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granted but beanies babies ended up taking over the world instead.

I wish I could take a nap

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#3176 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:07

#3177 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:10

#3178 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:11

#3179 Guest_Eli-da-Mage_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:12

#3180 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:13

#3181 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:15

#3182 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:17

#3183 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:18

#3184 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:19

#3185 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:21

#3186 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:23

#3187 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:24

#3188 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:24

#3189 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:25

#3190 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:26

#3191 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:26

#3192 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:27

#3193 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:28

#3194 Guest_Eli-da-Mage_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:28

#3195 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:29

#3196 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:30

#3197 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:34

#3198 Dethateer Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:34

#3199 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:34

#3200 angiek76 Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:35

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