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Corrupt-A-Wish

Débuté par Superium , oct. 15 2009 03:12

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#3351
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 09:15

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Granted and you rapidly vomit afterwards



I wish I knew what Ryncol even was

#3352
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 12:23

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Granted, Ryncol is a Krogan drink that is being forcibly forcefed to you by drunk Krogans that took offense at your not knowing what Ryncol was. Go figure how that makes any sense, but drunks don't really know how to make sense, do they?



I wish alcohol went extinct.

#3353
Baracuda6977
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 12:45

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granted, you killed the krogans favorite pet species, Alcohol, a little furry creature resembling a rabbit in a cave, krogans have declared war on Earth



i wish i could actually do the stuff they do in the new old spice commercials



PA-PA-P-PA-PA-POWER!

#3354
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 02:14

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Granted, you get hired as the next Stunt Double for the next Old Spice commercial despite the fact that you have no Stunt Double training. You promptly die in a tragic accident involving a very dangerous & complicated stunt that you were nowhere near ready for.



I wish for my own fully functional, working, proper length, blue beamed Lightsaber.

#3355
Atomic Space Vixen
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 04:44

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Granted, but without Jedi training you quickly remove your own ear and foot.



I wish for a six day weekend.

#3356
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Posté 21 avril 2010 - 04:47

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Atomic Space Vixen wrote...

Granted, but without Jedi training you quickly remove your own ear and foot.

I wish for a six day weekend.

Granted, but you make plans to travel abroad, which are cancelled because of the volcano
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

#3357
NonHuman1136
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 04:35

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Granted, but I'm hungry, so I ate you.



I wish the sun would come out.

#3358
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 05:30

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Granted, the sun comes out of your computer, frying you & everyone & everything around you to ash.



I wish to see a Pic of a hot girl with hair colored 'Atomic Tangerine'. (Fun fact: believe it or not, Atomic Tangerine is a real, genuine color!)

#3359
Dethateer
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 05:37

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Granted, but she's actually made out of steel and actually hot.



I wish 2012 sucked less.

#3360
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:12

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Granted but it still sucked



I wish it was time to go home from work.

#3361
Dethateer
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:15

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Granted, but it's only because time gets accelerated and by the time you get home you realize you're late for work.



I wish you had spelled your name properly.

#3362
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:24

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Granted (I do too btw) but then it is no longer as original as it is now



I wish everyone who was banning in the insult thread realized that we had no control over Woo closing the ban thread

#3363
Dethateer
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:28

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Granted, but in return you realize that they don't really care.



I wish people realized the internets aren't serious bsns. And by "people" I mean guys like Kasperski who want to make it a digital analogue to rl in every single way.

#3364
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:38

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Granted but now it is all spam and it loses all relevance and no one bothers with it any more





I wish these threads had more humour in them and less pointless bickering (i guess going to your wish about serious business)

#3365
Dethateer
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:41

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Granted, now they're the ED forums.



I wish EDiots had bolters.

#3366
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:43

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Granted but it is hard to corrupt a wish that I don't know what it means



I wish I knew what your wish was

#3367
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Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:44

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Granted. But Detha wished for something so unbelievably gross and perverted that you get sick and are traumatized for the rest of your life...



I wish my parents weren't lurking around to check upon me...

#3368
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Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:47

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granted, but there dead now...



I think you all know what I want!

#3369
Dethateer
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:47

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Granted, now they only show up when you're watching porn. Every. Single. Time.



I wish you two would have figured out that I stated my wish plainly.

#3370
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:48

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Granted, but your order for a wish gets lost in the mail. Gotta try again!



I wish my torture chamber wasn't that empty... I shouldn't neglect it so much...

#3371
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Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:48

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Dethateer wrote...

Granted, now they only show up when you're watching porn. Every. Single. Time.

I wish you two would have figured out that I stated my wish plainly.

I wanted the ban person above you topic *facepalm*

#3372
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:49

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@dethateer: Granted but now we don't care and the wish goes unanswered


I wish I didn't know what Randumb wished for....eeewww.

Modifié par Darht Jayder, 21 avril 2010 - 07:49 .

#3373
Dethateer
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:51

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Granted, no corruption.



I wish Randumb got bolted to a mobile torture rack in Ivandra's basement so that he'd have no chance in hell of ever escaping.

#3374
Guest_randumb vanguard_*
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:52

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no



I wish for stanley woo to be demoted (DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!)

#3375
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Posté 21 avril 2010 - 07:53

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Granted. But now you are the victim of Woo's eternal wrath. Enjoy!



I wish Woo didn't close the ban the person above you topic... It was so much fun!
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