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[Dethateer]

Granted, he closes every thread you post in from now on instead.



I wish Woo found out what Randumb said.

[Dethateer]

I'll take it if that means ridding the boards of the blight.

Granted, but now they request pay-per-song and install bugs in your home to hear what you listen to.



I wish randumb would spell properly. Again.

[C9316]

Granted but he only spells correctly when you aren't around



I wish our wishes had more originality

[C9316]

Granted no more whiners now they are just flat out cry babies



I wish I could bake cookies from scratch

[Big_Bear]

Granted. But the cookies are so bad you eat one and die

I wish devs could get banned.

Modifié par Big_Bear, 21 avril 2010 - 10:02 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Devs can now be banned, & as an add-on to that new rule, us Forumites can now be arrested for Forum Rule breaking.



I wish for the future to be now.

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but the future is a desolate waste land with little more to offer than rodents and weeds. Chaos and madness ensue.



I wish I could shred guitar like Buckethead.

[C9316]

Granted butBuckethead begins to suck therefore you suck



I wish for World Peace

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, Mars has achieved World Peace! With their newfound unity, they invade the Earth to conquer it & take our Oceans & Pop Rocks Candy for their own!



I wish for my very own, fully functional, free Icee Making Machine with unlimited ingredients to turn into Icee!

[deadpool25]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, Mars has achieved World Peace! With their newfound unity, they invade the Earth to conquer it & take our Oceans & Pop Rocks Candy for their own!

I wish for my very own, fully functional, free Icee Making Machine with unlimited ingredients to turn into Icee!

granted but the onley flavour is wee

i wish i was big daddy 

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get to become Big Daddy via the Stunt Double job. You have a tragic accident on your 1st big Stunt Shoot & end up paralyzed from the neck down for life. As if that's not bad enough, your replacement Stunt Double aces the completion of the same stunt & makes you look like a joke. At least ya didn't die. (This Corrupt.)

I wish to glow in the dark without it being caused by anything dangerous, malicious, harmful, radioactive, or poisonous, & I don't wanna suffer any harmful effects from it.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 23 avril 2010 - 12:07 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted but the alien is hideously ugly, and turns you to stone when you look at it



I wish this wish wouldn't have any negative side effects.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it has malicious side effects instead.

I wish I had glowing eyes.

Luc0s wrote...

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, you get to become Big Daddy via the Stunt Double job. You have a tragic accident on your 1st big Stunt Shoot & end up paralyzed from the neck down for life. As if that's not bad enough, your replacement Stunt Double aces the completion of the same stunt & makes you look like a joke. At least ya didn't die. (This Corrupt.)

I wish to glow in the dark without it being caused by anything dangerous, malicious, harmful, radioactive, or poisonous, & I don't wanna suffer any harmful effects from it.

Granted, except your girlfriend finds your glowing-in-the-dark damn annoying and decided to break up with you. Ever since, all the girls you sleep with break up because they hate the fact you glow in the dark.

What girlfriend? I don't have any.

[addiction21]

randumb vanguard wrote...





I wish I could go to a parelel deminsion (this one sucks)

Corrupted. You get stuck in this one where you will continue to cry and cut yourself while sitting in the corner because everyone is mean to you.



I wish everyone had waffles.

[Norskatt]

Granted, the waffles are thrown at you violently.



I wish my internet connection would work right.