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[Dsurian]

Granted...but you decide to go cannibal. Have fun!



I wish i could dislike most things on the web (as apposed to the single option of 'liking' them).

[RefipBelak]

Granted, however you accidentally DISlike your girlfriend and she dumps you therefore leading to you commiting suicide.



I wish for more time so I could play Dragon Age again.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get more time to play DA:O, then find your puder PSU toast. You end up having to use your extra time getting a new PSU & installing it.



I wish to be able to rewrite the Laws of Physics to suit my whims just like the Movies & Video Games do.

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but now everyone thinks they are action movie heroes and numerous deaths occur when people try to jump between roofs of office buildings.



I wish I didn't have to graduate college.

[Dethateer]

Granted, now you get Rickroll'd every morning.



I wish there were moar lulz and/or drama on this forum.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, the presence of 'moar lulz' drastically increases to alarming levels due to a fearsome rise in Troll infestation here, until Stanley Woo declares:



The terror of Woo's rampage across the Forums to cleanse the Forums of the Troll infestation is never recovered from...

I wish for the extinction of the DA:O 'Conehead Hats'.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 27 avril 2010 - 01:15 .

[Dethateer]

Granted, now they're replaced by Coneheads from MDK2.



I wish the Streamriders had less retarded names.

[Duckybert]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, the presence of 'moar lulz' drastically increases to alarming levels due to a fearsome rise in Troll infestation here, until Stanley Woo declares:



The terror of Woo's rampage across the Forums to cleanse the Forums of the Troll infestation is never recovered from...

I wish for the extinction of the DA:O 'Conehead Hats'.

Granted, in DA 2 you'll get only bulky full visor helmets which will cover your chars face during the whole game including dialoques.

I wish that the weekend beginns.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but you get to work overtime.



I wish I had The Witcher 2.

[Duckybert]

Granted, but it's so full of bugs that you won't be able to play.

I wish I would get DA:O Awackening

Modifié par Duckybert, 27 avril 2010 - 03:24 .

[Norskatt]

Granted. But Awackening is full of ducks not dragons.



I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but your copy has ALL of the voices replaced by MS Sam.



I wish Bioware was more careful about fixing bugs.

[Norskatt]

Granted they are more careful but by doing so the games take forever & eventually never get released.



I wish I felt better today.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but you feel much worse tomorrow.



I wish I was better at maths.

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but now your grammar sucks and your online arguments are the food of trolls.



I wish my car could fly over traffic.

[The Grey Spectre]

Granted but you hit a plane.



I wish for a better forum game.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, the new Forum Game starts out better, but it can't even get to Page 2 before Trolls crash the party with their cockamamie spam & flaming & it gets locked. People promptly return to this Forum Game.



I wish this Forum Game lives forever.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now it's the only forum game, and, as a consequence, all of the trolls move in.



I wish I was good at maths and none of my existing skills were affected negatively.

[Norskatt]

Granted your math skills improve but now you resemble rain man



I wish someone would mow my yard.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, they mow 1 row of your lawn, then run into your House & mug you, then take all of your valuables.



I wish for all of the cockamamie politicians of the world to be fired outta their jobs & converted into Prison Janitors.

[Norskatt]

Granted but we're still paying for everything they do with tax dollars.



I wish to be well again.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, then there's no world left for you to live on, & space is a very unforgiving environment for a person... It's not too kind for the new world-oyster either, it doesn't even get to become a food. It just perishes in Space & goes to waste.



I wish tomorrow never dies.