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[mandalore18]

Granted but you forget how to use it.



I wish the game Brutal Legend was never made

[Kilsot]

DENIED. er... Granted, But Uwe Boll decided to make a movie of it.



I wish I had a cookie.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but it's 2 years old and mouldy with green fuzz. Duh!



I wish I was a bestselling author.

[Kilsot]

Granted, but you only become a bestseller postmortem.

I wish I didn't run out of soda.

Modifié par Kilsot, 23 octobre 2009 - 07:23 .

[JMOR]

Granted, but to get your soda back you must urinate into cups and hope it retains the taste of your chosen drink.



I wish I'd never seen Paranormal Activity so I could actually sleep.

[Fodder007]

Granted, but you develop insomnia anyway so you may aswell have seen the activity.



I wish it was the weekend already.

[Superium]

Granted except due to a rift in the space time continum it is only 1 second long.

I wish I had a hot female werewolf for a girlfriend.

[Fodder007]

Granted but you find out she's only a female when there's a full moon, any other time she's a hairy man.



I really wish it was hometime!

[Fodder007]

Feraele wrote...
(not sure what hometime means)

(as in time for me to go home from work!)

[mandalore18]

Granted but you get the flu for mounths

I wish i had more Furit Loops

[SpankyV]

mandalore18 wrote...

Granted but you get the flu for mounths
I wish i had more Furit Loops

Granted...but your milk is sour.


I wish spanking was on olympic event.

[Stg Stumpey]

Granted but when the months pass you have the flue forever!!!



I wish my Character Creator worked

[ThePhantomTBag]

Granted... you get Herpres instead.

I wish i had a good idea for a wish.

Edit... damn you I'm too slow.

Modifié par ThePhantomTBag, 23 octobre 2009 - 02:18 .

[Stg Stumpey]

Granted but it turned out to be the wrong wish.



I wish I had thought of that name "ThePhantomTBag" because its awsome!

[ThePhantomTBag]

Stg Stumpey wrote...

Granted but it turned out to be the wrong wish.

I wish I had thought of that name "ThePhantomTBag" because its awsome!

Granted but you were too slow and I had it first.

I wish I had the internet had something enjoyable to do to pass the time.... besides porn

[Stg Stumpey]

Granted but your connection is to slow so your movies take hours to buffer!

I wish I could see into the future.

Edit. Damn to slow!

Modifié par Stg Stumpey, 23 octobre 2009 - 02:19 .

[Sol Nox]

Granted, but they give you syphilis in return.



I wish made 7 figures (salary) a year.

[ThePhantomTBag]

Granted but you make it in a huge ponzi scheme and get senteced to 250 years in prison, and you know what happens in prison.



I wish my character didn't look like he was such a ******.

[Antiuna]

Granted! He looks like a buffoon!



I wish I had a nice bike!

[dragoager]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a seat.



I wish movie stars would stalk and harass paparazzi.

[lv12medic]

Granted but now all movies star unkempt paparazzi people with Hawaiin Shirts.



I wish I didn't have to wear glasses anymore.