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[Dethateer]

Granted, the Earth suddenly stops spinning.



I wish Sol wouldn't die.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted,, but Sol's eternal life results in abundant harvests, and you die of a myocardial infarction.



I wish I didn't have to check on my bacteria cultures in my bio lab.

[Dethateer]

Granted, some madman kills you with a Bunsen burner so now you don't have to do anything anymore.



I wish Chemistry was more interesting.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, in chemistry you learn to make fireworks, but you screw up and blow your hands off.

I wish seafood had less mercury in it so I could eat it more often.

Modifié par bobobo878, 28 avril 2010 - 06:51 .

[Dethateer]

Granted, but it all sealife is now brimming with neurotoxins.



I wish the Bible was never written.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but instead of dieing for your sins, Jesus kicks your ass.



I wish I could stop posting and go to sleep.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but you dream of Cthulhu doing unspeakable things to you.



I wish Praetorians were less annoying to kill.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but they gain a Predator style self destruct function.



I wish I could shoot x-rays out of my forehead.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but they don't actually do anything unless you spend days shooting them at someone.



I wish AvP (the new one) was better, and the campaigns longer.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but the campaigns are so long that you waste away in front of your television set.

I wish someone would spray Israel and Palestine with an aerosolized form of vallium.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but they also spray the US.



I wish I had a PS4 and an XBox 720.

[ObserverStatus]

Dethateer wrote...
Granted, but they also spray the US.

That doesn't sound so bad, I can think of a few people who need some.

Granted, but they use up so much power that you can't afford to pay the bill, and your credit score takes a nose dive.  Also, the extinction of Polar  Bears is your fault.

I wish Mike Judge would revive Beavis and Butthead.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but now they're lulzless and completely boring since he's forced to make them politically correct.



I wish the Volus were an even more offensive stereotype.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but ME3 is banned by the government.

I wish I lived on the Moon.

Modifié par bobobo878, 28 avril 2010 - 07:31 .

[Dethateer]

Granted, but you forget to bring oxygen.



I wish I had a suit of Dreadnought Tactical Power Armor.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but comic con is canceled and you have no practical use for it.



I wish I had a proton pack.

[Dethateer]

Granted, but you accidentally cross beams with someone else and blow up the universe.



I wish the opening of Ghost Busters 2 made more sense.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but it's still not enough to fix that movie.



I wish I could download dlc for free.

[Dethateer]

Granted, because I agree.



I wish the industry would drop payed DLC and figure out that we want gaming to be what it was before: gameplay and story, not graphics.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it takes over a hundred years for it to happen.

I wish to ask Dethateer if it is realized that by 'agreeing' on free dlc in this Thread, that Dethateer's agreement is a bad thing?

[Norskatt]

Granted you ask but he doesn't answer

I wish I could have stayed in bed today.

Modifié par Norskatt, 28 avril 2010 - 05:47 .

[Norskatt]

Granted but now it's pissing ******.



I wish my kitten I'm getting was old enough to come home now.