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[Norskatt]

(lol..my parent's cat just had kittens...they're still too little to come home with me though)

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you will get stupid corrupts instead: ****-a-doodle-do!!!

Edit: How the freakin buggers did I forget the Wish!!?

Answer: Likely the same way I forget other stuff all the time. Too late to recover as well. 

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 29 avril 2010 - 03:23 .

[Norskatt]

Tyrax Wishes he had a rooster....



Granted but the darn thing would wake you up every morning crowing c ock-a-doodle-do at 4am



I wish it were Thursday so RHNYC would be on

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, unfortunately you didn't specify what time, and the machine set itself to 11:59pm. But hey, its almost Friday.



I wish for a neverending party.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but you're not invited



I wish for a half man half turtle pig that could sing epic monologues and tap dance around a pond full of bear's

[Norskatt]

Granted but you would have to find a circus in Fereldon



I wish you could save more than 5 pictures @ www.crayola.com/colorme

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you're now supposed to get 20 feet of snow tomorrow!



I wish I don't forget to make a Wish again.

[Norskatt]

Granted but now you forget to corrupt the wish before you.



I wish my work day goes by quickly & smoothly & without pissing me off...lol

[SurfaceBeneath]

Granted, but you overslept and completely missed it.



I wish I could scratch that one area on my back that I just can't seem to reach.

[Norskatt]

Granted: but you scratch so hard you bleed.



I wish some people would stop being Çockalorums

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, a huge mutant rooster crows at full volume into a max volume sound amplifier connected to a speaker snuck just behind your ears. It's the last thing you ever hear.

I wish for rich ****alorums to get their comeuppance. Especially the ones from the Automotive Industry.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 29 avril 2010 - 11:35 .

[Levi28001]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, a huge mutant rooster crows at full volume into a max volume sound amplifier connected to a speaker snuck just behind your ears. It's the last thing you ever hear.

I wish for rich ****alorums to get their comeuppance. Especially the ones from the Automotive Industry.

Granted, but someone has to be the richest and the now richer ex-poor people become ****alorums. Furthermore, noone has any cars now that the less intelligent people run the indutrys because everyone's pedal stuck to the floor.

I wish English was required by law in the USA.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but the government refuses to enforce it, and it is enforced by volunteer militias instead.  The militias that enforce the law get trigger happy and shoot you by mistake.

I wish my calculus homework would do itself.

Modifié par bobobo878, 30 avril 2010 - 08:12 .

[Dethateer]

Granted, but you don't learn anything and end up clueless at trigonometry, like me.



I wish someone made a truly scientifically plausible SF series.

[Norskatt]

Granted but really dull & boring shows.



I wish it weren't supposed to storm again this weekend.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you can now be ****sure that it'll Blizzard down 30 feet of snow & ice this weekend & be darn glad that at least it didn't storm!



I wish my corrupt above didn't sound British, not any offense meant, but just because I dunno if I did alright at it or if I just did a bad job of it & made a fool outta myself.

[Norskatt]

Granted you give all your wishes to Tyrax but now you can't think of any wishes for yourself.



I wish I had more money.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get all of the money in the White House. The Secret Service is now after you wanting to know how the buggers all of the White House's money suddenly disappeared from their secret vaults & reappeared in your hands...



I wish I could eat as much fatty, greasy food as I wanted without any negative health effects.

[Norskatt]

Granted your health isn't affected but your IQ is...the more you eat the dumber you get.



I wish I could find a good way to use the word Çocksure

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but you lose your tongue in a freak accident, and take your secret to the grave.



I wish amazon.com would hurry up and send me my beta key.