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#3526
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Grated but you have to put your madness in a jar instead of a bottle







I wish I lived in a van down by the river.

#3527
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Granted, but the river becomes polluted and you are devoured by mutated snakehead fish.

I wish smartphone dataplans didn't cost a lot of money.

#3528
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Granted, but now you get taxed a million dollars per smartphone owned.



I wish I had superpowers.

#3529
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Granted, but your power is that you shoot acid from your tear ducts.



I wish I could spawn any food item I desired.

#3530
Gorthaur the Cruel

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Granted. But one bite of it and you'll age by twenty years



I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.

#3531
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Granted, but now you are banned.



I wish smecky kitteh never got banned and had to change his name.

#3532
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Granted, But everyone with the name Iron Man in it is banned do to copyright laws, so you never get to see smecky kitteh.



I wish the day was longer.

#3533
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Granted, but now the sun stays up for 3985764 hours and you will be terribly deprived of sleep.



I wish that ME2 had no glitches.

#3534
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Granted, but now ME2 is owned by Activision, who then close down the studio making ME3.



I wish the night was longer

#3535
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Granted, it now has no end. Without sunlight, all plant life dies, & then without the plants, the rest of the planet follows.



I wish Celrath forgives me for blowing all his art secrets to the Forum because I was under the impression that his posting them into my sig bar thread instead of PMing them to me meant they weren't secret.

#3536
Levi28001

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Granted, but his art secrets of sig bar making are soon found out by the federal goverment and considered illegal, you knowing them and telling everyone them has made you a suspect you are placed in jail.



I wish for it to rain icecream.

#3537
Norskatt

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Granted but then the sun comes out & spoils it making it stink for months.



I wish it would stop raining

#3538
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Granted It is nice and sunny here in Florida





I wish that the dream of the wish that came true was truly the wish I drempt.

#3539
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Granted, you're now a member of The Village People!



I wish at least half of the stuff that I say makes sense.

#3540
Norskatt

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Granted but it's nonsense.



I wish I had a pudding pop.

#3541
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Grated but it is melted





I wish I had a gaming laptop

#3542
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted, you get your new gaming laptop from the store, & get it home & hop onto it, & it doesn't boot up. You open it up to diagnose it & discover that it has no internal components. You've been scammed!

I wish for an army of skilled Kunoichis loyal only to me that work for me for free & only for me, & all of the resources, equipment, & armament needed to sustain the army. (No worries, it's not for world domination. I don't even have a use for an entire city block, let alone a world.)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 02 mai 2010 - 02:46 .


#3543
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Granted, oh...whoops......I thought you said pudding poop. still want it???



I wish for a good grade when I get my SAT results back.

#3544
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major ninja-ing right there!

#3545
Norskatt

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Granted but even with your good grade yu still aren't accepted to the university you want to go to. (good luck on it btw)



I wish I had a better PC

#3546
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Grated but it still cant run the Dragon age Character Creator.





I wish that the internet was all VR

#3547
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Celrath wrote...

Grated but it still cant run the Dragon age Character Creator.


I wish that the internet was all VR


Granted, but the terrioist get VR training go around blowing themselves on random websites causing mass destruction of the virtual world.

I wish there was a good news  station on TV 24/7,  to give an alternative watching bad news.

#3548
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted, but the 'good' news the station broadcasts is all lies fabricated by the government.



I wish for a Transmorgifier.

#3549
Levi28001

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Granted, but you become a blind squirrel and can not find your way back to the box to become yourself again. You get eaten by a dog.



I wish for free pizza.

#3550
OrlesianWardenCommander

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Granted, but the pizza will be over 6days old and be completely spoiled.



I wish i had DAO on a good pc.