Grated but you have to put your madness in a jar instead of a bottle
I wish I lived in a van down by the river.
Corrupt-A-Wish
Débuté par
Superium
, oct. 15 2009 03:12
#3526
Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 08:53
Guest_Celrath_*
#3527
Posté 30 avril 2010 - 08:58
Granted, but the river becomes polluted and you are devoured by mutated snakehead fish.
I wish smartphone dataplans didn't cost a lot of money.
I wish smartphone dataplans didn't cost a lot of money.
#3528
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 01:36
Granted, but now you get taxed a million dollars per smartphone owned.
I wish I had superpowers.
I wish I had superpowers.
#3529
Guest_Iron Man195_*
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 01:44
Guest_Iron Man195_*
Granted, but your power is that you shoot acid from your tear ducts.
I wish I could spawn any food item I desired.
I wish I could spawn any food item I desired.
#3530
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 01:47
Granted. But one bite of it and you'll age by twenty years
I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.
I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.
#3531
Guest_Iron Man195_*
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 01:49
Guest_Iron Man195_*
Granted, but now you are banned.
I wish smecky kitteh never got banned and had to change his name.
I wish smecky kitteh never got banned and had to change his name.
#3532
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 04:47
Granted, But everyone with the name Iron Man in it is banned do to copyright laws, so you never get to see smecky kitteh.
I wish the day was longer.
I wish the day was longer.
#3533
Guest_Iron Man195_*
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 05:03
Guest_Iron Man195_*
Granted, but now the sun stays up for 3985764 hours and you will be terribly deprived of sleep.
I wish that ME2 had no glitches.
I wish that ME2 had no glitches.
#3534
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 05:06
Granted, but now ME2 is owned by Activision, who then close down the studio making ME3.
I wish the night was longer
I wish the night was longer
#3535
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 06:09
Granted, it now has no end. Without sunlight, all plant life dies, & then without the plants, the rest of the planet follows.
I wish Celrath forgives me for blowing all his art secrets to the Forum because I was under the impression that his posting them into my sig bar thread instead of PMing them to me meant they weren't secret.
I wish Celrath forgives me for blowing all his art secrets to the Forum because I was under the impression that his posting them into my sig bar thread instead of PMing them to me meant they weren't secret.
#3536
Posté 01 mai 2010 - 11:46
Granted, but his art secrets of sig bar making are soon found out by the federal goverment and considered illegal, you knowing them and telling everyone them has made you a suspect you are placed in jail.
I wish for it to rain icecream.
I wish for it to rain icecream.
#3537
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 01:41
Granted but then the sun comes out & spoils it making it stink for months.
I wish it would stop raining
I wish it would stop raining
#3538
Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:10
Guest_Celrath_*
Granted It is nice and sunny here in Florida
I wish that the dream of the wish that came true was truly the wish I drempt.
I wish that the dream of the wish that came true was truly the wish I drempt.
#3539
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:22
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*
Granted, you're now a member of The Village People!
I wish at least half of the stuff that I say makes sense.
I wish at least half of the stuff that I say makes sense.
#3540
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:26
Granted but it's nonsense.
I wish I had a pudding pop.
I wish I had a pudding pop.
#3541
Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:30
Guest_Celrath_*
Grated but it is melted
I wish I had a gaming laptop
I wish I had a gaming laptop
#3542
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:31
Granted, you get your new gaming laptop from the store, & get it home & hop onto it, & it doesn't boot up. You open it up to diagnose it & discover that it has no internal components. You've been scammed!
I wish for an army of skilled Kunoichis loyal only to me that work for me for free & only for me, & all of the resources, equipment, & armament needed to sustain the army. (No worries, it's not for world domination. I don't even have a use for an entire city block, let alone a world.)
I wish for an army of skilled Kunoichis loyal only to me that work for me for free & only for me, & all of the resources, equipment, & armament needed to sustain the army. (No worries, it's not for world domination. I don't even have a use for an entire city block, let alone a world.)
Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 02 mai 2010 - 02:46 .
#3543
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:31
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*
Granted, oh...whoops......I thought you said pudding poop. still want it???
I wish for a good grade when I get my SAT results back.
I wish for a good grade when I get my SAT results back.
#3544
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:32
Guest_VanguardOfDestruction_*
major ninja-ing right there!
#3545
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:38
Granted but even with your good grade yu still aren't accepted to the university you want to go to. (good luck on it btw)
I wish I had a better PC
I wish I had a better PC
#3546
Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 02:40
Guest_Celrath_*
Grated but it still cant run the Dragon age Character Creator.
I wish that the internet was all VR
I wish that the internet was all VR
#3547
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 03:23
Celrath wrote...
Grated but it still cant run the Dragon age Character Creator.
I wish that the internet was all VR
Granted, but the terrioist get VR training go around blowing themselves on random websites causing mass destruction of the virtual world.
I wish there was a good news station on TV 24/7, to give an alternative watching bad news.
#3548
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 03:29
Granted, but the 'good' news the station broadcasts is all lies fabricated by the government.
I wish for a Transmorgifier.
I wish for a Transmorgifier.
#3549
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 06:30
Granted, but you become a blind squirrel and can not find your way back to the box to become yourself again. You get eaten by a dog.
I wish for free pizza.
I wish for free pizza.
#3550
Posté 02 mai 2010 - 07:38
Granted, but the pizza will be over 6days old and be completely spoiled.
I wish i had DAO on a good pc.
I wish i had DAO on a good pc.




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