4744 réponses à ce sujet

[Nuclear]

Granted but a sneaky ninja comes to your house and steals your pc.





I wish weekends were longer.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the extra-long weekend comes packed with snarky huge tough guys that help themselves to your house & food & act like they own the place. By the time they leave, your extra-long weekend is your new worst memory ever.



I wish we weren't limited to 100 files on this Site.

[Norskatt]

Granted but now you're limited to 10



I wish The Sarcastic Citizens would be more snarky

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the snarkiness is aimed only & directly at you.

I wish to give a to everyone that needs one!

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

Granted, but when your handing out chill pills you forget to take yours and start trash talking everyone.



I wish i lived on the moon.

[Steel Moon]

Granted, but you're stuck there with only Lance Bass from N'Sync for company.



I wish I could sleep with my eyes open while I'm at work.

[ObserverStatus]

Granted, but your eyes dry out and die.



I wish I was better at Starcraft II.

[Tirigon]

Granted, but StarCraft II is Bugged and won´t be playable until 2050.



I wish I´d be rich (that means, 100000000 $ at the contemporary worth at least and my own island).

[FutureBoy81]

Granted but you have atleast $100000000 in debt, so you cant enjoy it.



I wish I could have a brand new Acura with all the thrill's.

[Norskatt]

Granted you *can* have it, but you still have to pay full price for it



I wish for stress free days

[Tirigon]

Granted but the nights are terribly stressful....





I wish for DA2 to be released tomorrow.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but to meet this new deadline, all unfinished conversation is filled in with inane brabble. The game is never able to shine as well as the 1st one because of it.



I wish for an end to ill health on this world.

[Norskatt]

Granted but because you don't make repairs it caves in.





I wish I wasn't on a diet

[Norskatt]

Granted but everyone gets fat & nasty looking.



I wish Darht would stop his incessant brabble.

[Norskatt]

Granted instead it rains every afternoon every day after



I wish I had a pixie stix

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but its a brand new flavor they haven't tried before, and it sucks.



I wish I could assume direct control.

[Haasth]

Granted, but you can only assume control on small harmless insects such as black ants. And once you do your intelligent will drop to the critter's level which will likely make you unable to release control as you might not know how.



I wish I was the real Iron Man.

[Harold Genhi]

Granted, but your suit rusts and you become stuck inside causing the suit to become a vat of you own steaming feces and you die from the gratuitous amounts of methane.



I wish I had a super amazing delicious sandwich.

[Norskatt]

Granted you had one but dropped it on a nasty disgusting floor & can't eat it now.



I wish it were time to leave work.

[Tirigon]

Granted but he´ll leave voluntarily.





I wish I was a hammer-wielding biotic volus god.

[The Gray Specter]

Granted,

Here is your hammer


and here is your nametag.


I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Modifié par The Gray Specter, 04 mai 2010 - 12:11 .