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[Harold Genhi]

Granted, but you have to stare at a wall instead.



I wish I had an infinite supply of fried Bacon!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. It comes shipped to you packed in poorly sealed crates. You get Swine Flu from it.



I wish Stanley Woo would start hanging Troll Grim Wards around the Site to try to discourage further Trolling.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, the Time Zone system is banished by an ostentatious young politician. It's replaced by an expensive Time Tax.



I wish politicians would quit acting ostentatious & do something USEFUL with their power.

[Harold Genhi]

Granted but they ban the sale of bacon and outlaw Mass Effect for sexual themes with their speedy, at the time, desire of the people.



I wish that I had a time warp police box that can travel through space and time.

[Levi28001]

Granted, although your police box requires power and it's power cord is only a 5 inch usb plug in.  It loses power when starting to travel and bounces 4 feet.

I wish I could my mouse with my brain.

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but the computer could not understand your wish due to grammatical errors and so now your brain IS a mouse. On the upside you'll probably get a special on Discovery Health.



I wish I could breathe underwater

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you can now breathe underwater because you've been turned into a Fish. The Wish also turned you into a Turophile as well (Turophile = Cheese Fetish) so you spend you're life as a fish miserable at your lack of access to your newly beloved cheese.



I wish I was good at thinking of fancy schmancy words.

[Norskatt]

Granted you can think of them but you don't know the definitions.



I wish I had a Dragon Age Barbie Doll & Dragon Age Alistair Ken doll!! That would be awesome!

[Harold Genhi]

Granted, but they were made from ice and quickly melted in your excited hands.



I wish that a zombie outbreak would ravage the world!

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but you are the first victim, and the zombies were so hungry that there is nothing left of your body so you can't roam the world in search of BRAAAAINS.



I wish I could use the force.

[Norskatt]

Granted but it overpowers & destroys you.



I wish for better topics in the OT forum

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but they get Trolled to bits.



I wish I can make masterpiece Animated GIFs with my mind.

[Norskatt]

Granted but in your mind is where they stay



I wish I had a brownie

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get a brownie, the kind that's 1 foot tall, loud mouthed & cheeky, obnoxious, & definitely not something ya would wanna eat. It's not even cute.



I wish for Forum Trolls to be replaced with sllorT muroF.

[Norskatt]

Granted but Forum trolls spelled backwards is still forum trolls



I wish i had a candy bar

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but beware! All 3 Wishes's results will be plagued with !!!

I wish for no wishes!

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 06 mai 2010 - 05:58 .

[Norskatt]

Granted, a wish for no wishes is still a wish & thereby corruptable so after you get no more wishes you get the plague & wish that you had more wishes but you were ignored.



I wish I hadn't eaten lunch...ugh.

[Levi28001]

Granted, but then you don't get diner either and goto bed hungry .





I wish I would stop getting banned every other day by woo.

[Norskatt]

Granted..you're now permanently banned & he can't ban you anymore



I wish my chair at work had a back massager

[NonHuman1136]

Granted, but Terry Tate, Office Linebacker tackles you and takes it away.

I wish I had more rum.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the rum gives ya the runs. The Factory Workers that make the Rum need to cover their coughs.



I wish Germs went extinct.

[Norskatt]

Granted but then there would be no more sick days used to play hookey at work



I wish I would have played hookey today

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but while ya play hookey, you're indubitably caught by the Truant Officer. The consequences are severe...

I kinda wish I wish that I kinda wish this wish goes right!