Corrupt-A-Wish

#3601
Norskatt

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 12:14

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Too many wishes in one wish: Denied!

I wish that my throat would stop hurting (again) ugh

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#3602
Levi28001

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 03:23

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Granted, but once it again it comes back the next day.

I wish there were no more mosquitos.

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#3603
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 04:14

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Granted, but nature compensates by tripling the world's Ant population.

I wish ants went extinct, bad news for nature be darned.

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#3604
Levi28001

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 04:24

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Granted, ants are now extinct (2 down woo!) but now the world is overun with happy hippy picnic-ers(?) not bothered by the ants.

I wish there were no more hippys/activists(modern term).

Modifié par Levi28001, 07 mai 2010 - 04:25 .

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#3605
Nihlus Kryik

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 09:36

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Granted but then the world would have more war and u was shot by a former hippie

i wish somebody could talk swedish at this forum!

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#3606
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 11:44

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Granted. But now everyone speaks Swedish and you can't understand it anymore! On top of that, a horde of monkeys ravage your house, eat all your frozen pizzas in the fridge and dye your hair pink with some kind of paint that never goes away again... So you're dooooooooomed, comrade!

I wish my house had giant wings, so that it could fly...

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#3607
Norskatt

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 03:10

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Granted it can fly but it can't steer or see so it crashes almost instantly & your insurance doesn't cover flying house disasters.

I wish I wasn't at work

Modifié par Norskatt, 07 mai 2010 - 03:11 .

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#3608
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 07 mai 2010 - 04:26

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Granted, you're in a long, crawling line at the DMV instead.

I wish I can lackadaisically sleep 10 hour nights without ill health effects or consequences.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 07 mai 2010 - 11:56 .

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#3609
Norskatt

Posté 08 mai 2010 - 12:05

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Granted but sleeping less or more than 10 hours will kill you.

I wish all this rain would stop already.

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#3610
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 08 mai 2010 - 01:23

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Granted. The rain stops... never to start up ever again. Mass crop loss ensues... then famine... then war over the remaining food supply of the world... then the massive catastrophic regression of our world's civilization level back to barbarian times... & no Mad Max in sight!

I wish for feedback on how my Animated Gifs are doing.

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#3611
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 09 mai 2010 - 07:11

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Oops, maybe it would help ya'all's efforts to feedback my Animated GIFs if ya had a sample. Silly me!

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#3612
Norskatt

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 01:58

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Granted we like your gifs but you get banned for breaking this thread =P

I wish Mondays were 'fundays'

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#3613
OrlesianWardenCommander

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 03:20

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Granted, But then tuesdays are boring long and dull.

I wish for 1000wishes!

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#3614
Norskatt

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 03:24

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Granted but they're all corrupted & you wish you had never made that wish.

I wish I was at home snuggled up under a blanket on this cold, dreary, rainy day

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#3615
OrlesianWardenCommander

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 03:51

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Granted, but you had to take off a day from work then you go the next day and its an amazing warm day that most of your co workers took off on.

I wish to move out of west viriginia already!

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#3616
Tyrax Lightning

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:04

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Granted, you're moved outta West Virginia without any of your family or belongings. Darn those reckless, irresponsible Shipping Personnel!

I wish I knew how the buggers I broke the Page Formatting for this Thread Page, because I didn't mean to do that & don't know how I made it happen.

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#3617
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:09

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Granted but now you know but it keeps happening regardless of your determination to stop it.

I wish I was still on holidays

(Nice sig Tyrax)

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#3618
Norskatt

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:21

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Granted you arrive at work to find out they put you on a 'permanent holiday'

I wish that the forecast for this weekend is wrong

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#3619
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:23

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Granted now you have no idea when the tornado is supposed to hit

I wish I was rich enough for a 'perma-holiday'

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#3620
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:32

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Granted, but you get ill of heart cancer... you go to see a doctor, who accidentally lobotomizes you (not a nice thing), so that all the money is quite a waste on you... then all of your supposedly 'friends' cheat on you, steal all your money from you, dress you up in all shades of pink (including ribbons and lipstick, hooray), then take pictures of you and finally you get thrown of a random mountain somewhere in the Himalaya. Whoa!

I wish for a simple, happy life...

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#3621
Guest_randumb vanguard_*

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:35

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granted, but it won't last... it never does...

I wish I wasn't out of bread

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#3622
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:36

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Granted now your are permanantly encased in a giant loaf

I wish I wasn't accidentally lobotomized

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#3623
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:37

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Granted. Now both of your legs are amputated. Funz!!!!

I wish for a giant talking octopus...

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#3624
Guest_Darht Jayder_*

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:38

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Granted but he is surgically grafted to your shoulder

I wish to go back to sleep

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#3625
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*

Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:42

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Yeep!!! Get it off me!!!

*ahem*

Granted, but you suddenly start thinking about how polluted our beautiful world is, about all the evil deeds of human kind, about lil' fluffy bunnies dying every day and all kinds of other depressing stuff so that you suffer from insomnia for the rest of your life... Have fun...

I wish I could fry the surgically octopus and eat it without hurting myself...

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#3601 Norskatt Posté 07 mai 2010 - 12:14

#3602 Levi28001 Posté 07 mai 2010 - 03:23

#3603 Tyrax Lightning Posté 07 mai 2010 - 04:14

#3604 Levi28001 Posté 07 mai 2010 - 04:24

#3605 Nihlus Kryik Posté 07 mai 2010 - 09:36

#3606 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 07 mai 2010 - 11:44

#3607 Norskatt Posté 07 mai 2010 - 03:10

#3608 Tyrax Lightning Posté 07 mai 2010 - 04:26

#3609 Norskatt Posté 08 mai 2010 - 12:05

#3610 Tyrax Lightning Posté 08 mai 2010 - 01:23

#3611 Tyrax Lightning Posté 09 mai 2010 - 07:11

#3612 Norskatt Posté 10 mai 2010 - 01:58

#3613 OrlesianWardenCommander Posté 10 mai 2010 - 03:20

#3614 Norskatt Posté 10 mai 2010 - 03:24

#3615 OrlesianWardenCommander Posté 10 mai 2010 - 03:51

#3616 Tyrax Lightning Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:04

#3617 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:09

#3618 Norskatt Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:21

#3619 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:23

#3620 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:32

#3621 Guest_randumb vanguard_* Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:35

#3622 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:36

#3623 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:37

#3624 Guest_Darht Jayder_* Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:38

#3625 Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_* Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:42

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