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Débuté par Superium , oct. 15 2009 03:12

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#3626
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Posté 10 mai 2010 - 05:53

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Granted but then you are left with the remanants of a half eaten fried octupus on your shoulder and you no longer have any friends

I wish my dreams were about much happier things than the ones Ivandra cursed me with

Modifié par Darht Jayder, 10 mai 2010 - 05:54 .

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Posté 10 mai 2010 - 06:02

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Granted, but Ivvy curses you with even darker thoughts and despair...



I wish my shoulder would heal properly from the octopus-thingie...

#3628
Gorthaur the Cruel
Posté 10 mai 2010 - 08:34

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Granted, but only if you jump through a hoop of fire while wearing a chicken suit



I wish someone would make a post that would be below mine.

#3629
kelmar6821
Posté 10 mai 2010 - 08:48

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Granted but its me trying to get attention for my pole, thus polluting the thread



I wish more people would vote in my pole http://social.biowar...082/polls/5473/

#3630
Der Kirk
Posté 10 mai 2010 - 08:49

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Granted, but I have nothing relevant to say.

I wish I knew what is going to happen to my wardens old god baby.
Edit: Instead I wish I would have posted faster

Modifié par Der Kirk, 10 mai 2010 - 08:50 .

#3631
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 10 mai 2010 - 10:21

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Granted, you now Post faster than the person above you, so it makes no sense & you look like a fool.



I wish to have an Epiphany the size of a Large Icee. (Icee = a yummy slushie drink.)

#3632
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Posté 10 mai 2010 - 10:23

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granted, just kidding it isn't





I wish what was seen could be unseen...

#3633
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 12:46

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Granted, you're eyes have been gouged out.



I wish I could set an Animated GIF the size of 500 x 100 pixels into the Sig Space without ill consequences or loss of Pic quality.

#3634
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Posté 11 mai 2010 - 12:47

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Granted, but you saw the answers to the universe's biggest mysteries.



I wish summer vacation would soon get here...

#3635
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Posté 11 mai 2010 - 12:48

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How did i just get ninja'd given the last post was about 2 hourse ago. Why, Tyrax!? lol

#3636
Norskatt
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 12:56

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VanguardOfDestruction wrote...

How did i just get ninja'd given the last post was about 2 hourse ago. Why, Tyrax!? lol


LOL

#3637
Der Kirk
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 01:01

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granted, but september begins tomorow.



I wish I was more creative/awesome

#3638
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Posté 11 mai 2010 - 01:04

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Granted, but you're just a big fat PHONY!!!



I wish I could do backflips and stuff...

#3639
OrlesianWardenCommander
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 01:28

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Granted, But you do a flip one day break your spine you can never walk again and you talk like stephen hawkings.



I wish i had a pot of gold!







#3640
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 03:03

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Granted, you're a happy camper until ya try to spend it, & find out it's Fools Gold! You underestimate those sneaky little Leprecauns! Needless to say, you look the fool for a long time to come.



I wish all the Gold in the world turned into Lead for a day, then returned to normal, just for a lark.

#3641
boomgosthedino
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 03:12

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Granted but gold lost value.



Wise WoW severs would crash forever. So my Bf wouldn't ignore for the stupid game.. >.<

#3642
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Posté 11 mai 2010 - 03:26

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Granted but now he becomes addicted to crack and ignores you for that.



I wish I could watch Iron Man 2 in IMAX without the huge screen making me nauseous.

#3643
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Posté 11 mai 2010 - 11:13

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Granted, but the big screen suddenly gets a conscious of its own, thinks you are his mommy/daddy and chases you because it's hungry and wants some jummy orange juice.



I wish I didn't have so much work...

#3644
Levi28001
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 11:16

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Granted, you get a machine to help you with your job. Untill it gets better at it than you and you are completly replaced losing your job, and it goes south from there.



I wish tylenol PM worked better.

#3645
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Posté 11 mai 2010 - 11:18

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Granted, but suddenly your internet connection goes evil, sending you spam from all over the world and messages with all kinds of insults in them... You decide to blow up the internetz with a flame thrower, but then you ****** off like... half of the world's population... which isn't quite good...



I wish the corrupted machine I just got, would turn into a jellyfish.

#3646
Tyrax Lightning
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 03:48

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Granted, since it used to be a machine, it becomes a machine jellyfish, with many appendages. With it's newfound many appendages, it can now type at 500+ wpm via the use of many Keyboards. You went from replaced to completely obsolete.



I wish Work Bosses never acted all Hoity Toity all the time.

#3647
Aradace
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 03:58

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Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, since it used to be a machine, it becomes a machine jellyfish, with many appendages. With it's newfound many appendages, it can now type at 500+ wpm via the use of many Keyboards. You went from replaced to completely obsolete.

I wish Work Bosses never acted all Hoity Toity all the time.


*wiggles his nose* Wish granted and now everyone's current boss gets fired and the person who is least qualified for the job gets promoted to his/her spot and decides to fire you on the spot because he/she turns out to be a old childhood aquaintence that you bullied/picked on/what have you and this is their prime opportunity for revenge.

I wish that I knew the answer to the age old question: Where do we go when we die?

#3648
NonHuman1136
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 05:04

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Granted, you are now dead.



I wish for a private jet.

#3649
Norskatt
Posté 11 mai 2010 - 05:25

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Granted but it crashes the 1st flight you use it.



I wish for sunny days

#3650
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Posté 11 mai 2010 - 05:29

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Granted but they are not where you live



I wish work was fun
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