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[Norskatt]

Granted but it's only fun if you like pain & punishment



I wish I lived where the days are sunny

[Tirigon]

Granted, but the day after moving there a smog cloud darkens everything for years.





I wish I knew of good porn sites.

[snarky kitteh reborn]

granted but someone will walk in on you watching it





i wish i had some cake.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, ya get a cake made of concrete & oil, made by Jim Varney before he passed away. It hasn't even been fridged.



I wish to see a Super Smash Bros. Brawl-style fight between Metroid's Samus & Starcraft's Nova.

[Tirigon]

Granted, but you get hallucinations during the fight and imagine it´d be David Hasselhoff fighting Pamela Anderson.





I wish I could be alone to watch the good porn Snarky Kitteh granted to me.

[Norskatt]

Granted but you blink & it's over



I wish Happy Meals weren't so unhealthy

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but when you eat it you discover that the mutant-burger poisoned it and you die, slowly and painfull.



I wish I had Shephard's dancing skills

[Commissar Gash]

Granted but then the poor nuke you from orbit, it's the only way tobe sure you die.

I wish I could scrog an Asari:P

[Tirigon]

Granted, but when you´re done she comes to me and says everyone I was better!



I wish Liara was a LI in DAO.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but then she goes crazy and starts talking about Shepard, Gunblades, Shadow Broker and her sister, you need to kill her



I wish i could blow up the whole Universe

[Tirigon]

Granted, but you are the first victim so you can´t enjoy the firework.





I wish my beloved Liara was alive again.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Granted. She is technically "alive", but she is a zombie with a hunger for brains.

I wish I had a jetpack.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 11 mai 2010 - 09:01 .

[Commissar Gash]

Granted, but when you use it it goes crazy and you fly into a sun

I wish I could be Legion

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 11 mai 2010 - 09:05 .

[Norskatt]

Granted but it's Legion of the Dead & you're stuck in the Deep Roads.



I wish work would be canceled tomorrow

[Tirigon]

ReconTeam wrote...

Granted. She is technically "alive", but she is a zombie with a hunger for brains.

As long as she isn´t rotten I can live with that :P:P:P:P

[Tirigon]

@ Norskatt: Granted but you break your leg and spend your freetime in the hospital.



I wish people would stop being so incredibly dumb.

[Commissar Gash]

Granted but then you become incredibly dumb

I wish I was Cpt. Picard so I can drink Earl Grey HOT

[Tirigon]

gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Granted but then you become incredibly dumb

That might well be pleasant, one says dumb people have the best sex:PB)

I wish I was Cpt. Picard so I can drink Earl Grey HOT

Granted but you are hurt in the mouth and warm drinks are unbearable to you.


I wish I was a ROCKSTAR!!!!!!

[Commissar Gash]

granted, you'll become a star made of rock

I wish I was Engineer Kenneth Donnely

[Levi28001]

Granted, but now you have zero and are reduceded to eating boring chocolate clusters...



I wish premium gas was half price...

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, in exchange, the premium gas's molecular composition is changed to make it less than half as effective as a fuel.

I wish gas has now gotten the heave-ho & been replaced by electric cars & other clean energy sources.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 12 mai 2010 - 02:33 .

[Tirigon]

Granted, but then it will turn out that alternative energy can´t fulfill the world´s need for energy and a terrible war about energy will wipe out humanity.





I wish the majority of the posters in this forum would live in the same time-zone as me.

[hoysexyjew]

Granted, but then jews rain down from the sky.



I wish Jews would rain from the sky.